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That's not the issue with him, only black guys can do that. White guys doing it just doesn't do it for him.
Also, he's the "Head of Everything" at his "company"
Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart
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Also, he's the "Head of Everything" at his "company"
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why would the head of his company be a gay man if he hates gays
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They were audio recordings, and they were backed up to Mixtape but that is not a reliable place as they seem to delete files regularly. If the below member who put them up still has the files on their drive, perhaps they could re-up them somewhere else?
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I love how he supposedly consulted with 50 lawyers who all told him he had no case, and he STILL thinks he was in the right. That's my favorite part of this spectacle. My second favorite part is that he still thinks he's some sort of IT genius when he's been humbled by Fancy Bear several times who probably did it in his spare time while he was waiting for his pizza (do Russian hackers eat pizza?) and had nothing better to do.
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That is some Onision-levels of delusion right there. "ALL THESE LAWYERS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE LAW! I AM THE FOREMOST EXPERT ON THE U.S. LEGAL SYSTEM, AND I KNOW ALL THE TRU FAX!"
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I don't follow the Onision thread, what's his claim to fame in this regard?
Skylar Ittner, noted IT professional, should get Russell Greer, noted legal scholar, to file a lawsuit that can't be ignored! It'll fail spectacularly, but it won't be ignored!
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Oh god I REALLY hope that happens. Please, @Skylar Ittner, you could really help each other out. You could give him some software advice so that his work computer cant explode when he opens some penis enlargement spam email from The Orchards, and he could get you legal representation against your school for religious discrimination.
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It probably won't as Russ doesn't care about anyone else's plights, which are just a distraction from him, the most plighted person on the planet, and Russ probably wouldn't care about religious discrimination unless it was directed at him.
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Russ also still has a lot of held over beliefs from his Mormon upbringing, and as a result isn't likely to get along with a Catholic, especially not one he couldn't fuck. Remember two things: 1) that Russ's re-evaluation of his personal beliefs is purely self-serving, and any prejudices he might have inherited against Catholicism aren't interfering with his Fuck Quest so he has no reason to reconsider them, and 2) that in Mormonism, Catholicism is identified with the Great and Abominable Church of the Devil.
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Back when the Left Behind series was popular, there was some Catholic dude who wrote a novel about the End Times from his version of Catholicism's view. Catholics don't believe in the Rapture among other differences. But one part I remember is that it was heavily-handedly anti-Mormon.
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He bulldozed protected wetlands so he could lay down cheap turf, and pushed large quantities of bulldozed foliage into a protected wetlands lake/pond. He kept at it with the bulldozer even after being issued a stop work order. But the environmental officials who checked out his property TRESPASSED!!!! by looking over a small fence, so they gained their knowledge of his bulldozing illegally, and therefore there's no case against him.
I don't think Skylar has any interest in enslaving the hot women of the world to be at the beck and slurp of disabled narcissists, so Russell would have no interest in helping him.
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He’s secretly lusting for Chad’s and Tyrone’s dick.
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He seems to think that watching Law & Order plus a couple of YouTube videos is all it takes to understand complicated areas of law and that he could Perry Mason himself out of trouble despite having no legal training. I'd actually give Skylar the advantage here if only because he presumably knows how to turn on a computer, which gives him better qualifications in his chosen sperging than Orision or Greer. Russ would take 5 years to get a certificate in Office and then would assume it qualifies him to code a new operating system; his first line would format his hard drive.
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Then he'd get mad and try to sue someone when they didn't help him code SlurpOS.
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Here's two of them.
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A few minutes in, and I want to beat both Skylar and his mother with a ballpeen hammer. They interrupt, lecture, and bitch. They can't be reasoned with. He deserves his expulsion so fucking much.
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And I had to split the two parts of the conduct board audio.
Attached.
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I lost it at "Are you familiar with autism?"
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Later in the conduct hearing, he tries to use "mild autism" as a get-out-of-jail-free card, while also deriding those who felt threatened by his physical actions as babies and whiners. It is he who is the baby, who should feel grateful that those he got grabby with felt more restraint than he did. I'd have coldcocked the little bastard.