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It's good they're looking for alternate sources of income, but I'm not sure this is the best one. The truck may have deprecated quite a lot, there's a good reason many of these people (workmen) use old bangers. You can repair and maintain it yourself, spare parts are cheap, another dent won't hurt much, etc. Is there any info on the selling price?
 
It's good they're looking for alternate sources of income, but I'm not sure this is the best one. The truck may have deprecated quite a lot, there's a good reason many of these people (workmen) use old bangers. You can repair and maintain it yourself, spare parts are cheap, another dent won't hurt much, etc. Is there any info on the selling price?

@Guy Made Of Bees posted the below of the original listing with it advertised just shy of $15k. I don't know how much movement the dealer would have on the price though.

 
@Guy Made Of Bees posted the below of the original listing with it advertised just shy of $15k. I don't know how much movement the dealer would have on the price though.
While it's a nice looking truck, it's got over 160k miles on it. I'm not sure how reliable those trucks are, but any vehicle used on a regular basis for work tends to need a lot more maintenance than a commuter car. I expect it to break down relatively soon.
 
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Kevvie the Comedian, people!

Plus some subtle grooming action
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@Guy Made Of Bees posted the below of the original listing with it advertised just shy of $15k. I don't know how much movement the dealer would have on the price though.
Thanks, I must have either missed it or I forgot about it. Let's just assume, for their sake, that Bonnie drove a hard bargain. Vehicle sales have tanked with COVID-19, etc, so they haggled it down to 13k. So far so good.

But that's still 13k more than they can spare, as evidenced by their constant GFMs, and it doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever, in a purely economical sense, either.

One, the alleged roofer doesn't have his own transportation vehicle, which would be either a van or a truck. Even better, a cutaway cab/flatbed full-size van like the Ford Transit, which is apparently the most popular van in the USA. So he needs to pay someone else to take him, his tools, and his materials to the site and back, twice a day. Pay for the gas and the service, and he might not even have someone on hand to get him anything, or take him elsewhere, should the need arise.

If he doesn't pay for the gas, the service cost will be even higher, since this arrangement has to pay for:
  • gas
  • insurance
  • new tires
  • maintenance
  • the truck itself
Oh well. Maybe he's a great ally and isn't very bright either. This might be a redundant statement. Bottom line, he could get better service for less money. A lot less money.

Still doesn't make sense for Tran Ranch either. At the least, they take the same route four times a day, or lollygag around waiting for the roofer to finish his daily work. Either way they aren't free to use their own truck, which is (would be) hilarious and sad. It looks new-ish, in good condition, no dents, etc. Using it for this kind of work is a sure-fire way to change that. And the whole gig won't even pay that well, since the alleged roofer can leverage the same points I made above.

No, it doesn't make any fucking sense. A pick-up truck like this is ideal for general light farm work with light off-roading. Carry some parts or fuel to the tractor or combine harvester, some tools or toolboxes, large boxes of whatever, alpaca fodder, whatever. A van or even a flatbed truck would be infinitely better for anything more serious than this. The roofers, carpenters, plumbers, stonemasons, glaziers I know/know of use vans, either cargo or cut cabin.

Maybe I'm overthinking it, and applying Occam's razor would be the best. Still doesn't make any sense for them to get into more debt.
 
Kevvie the Wise
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20 years on internet sure did wonders to Kev
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KevKev on his depression
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On long hair
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Loads on sperging about playing Animal Crossing with other troons
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which resulted in
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Subtle gf flexing
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Ok, anyone heard of this before?
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It's probably for the best, yes.
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I was on the edge of my seat waiting for him to credit transitioning for fixing his depression, and I wasn't disappointed. I don't know how he could say his depression is gone, though, since he alternates between complaining about feeling depressed and bragging how he's always aroused.

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However, Kevin manages to be a disappointment to all of humanity by finding sexual satisfaction from emulating kissing via running in place against another player's character via Animal Crossing.

I do, however, like him bragging about the number of "girlfriends" he has. It's like he's trying to make Ripley feel horrible. Kevin's well aware that Ripley still reads his tweets. I'd feel bad for Ripley if he wasn't, well, Ripley.
 
Thanks, I must have either missed it or I forgot about it. Let's just assume, for their sake, that Bonnie drove a hard bargain. Vehicle sales have tanked with COVID-19, etc, so they haggled it down to 13k. So far so good.

But that's still 13k more than they can spare, as evidenced by their constant GFMs, and it doesn't make any fucking sense whatsoever, in a purely economical sense, either.

One, the alleged roofer doesn't have his own transportation vehicle, which would be either a van or a truck. Even better, a cutaway cab/flatbed full-size van like the Ford Transit, which is apparently the most popular van in the USA. So he needs to pay someone else to take him, his tools, and his materials to the site and back, twice a day. Pay for the gas and the service, and he might not even have someone on hand to get him anything, or take him elsewhere, should the need arise.

If he doesn't pay for the gas, the service cost will be even higher, since this arrangement has to pay for:
  • gas
  • insurance
  • new tires
  • maintenance
  • the truck itself
Oh well. Maybe he's a great ally and isn't very bright either. This might be a redundant statement. Bottom line, he could get better service for less money. A lot less money.

Still doesn't make sense for Tran Ranch either. At the least, they take the same route four times a day, or lollygag around waiting for the roofer to finish his daily work. Either way they aren't free to use their own truck, which is (would be) hilarious and sad. It looks new-ish, in good condition, no dents, etc. Using it for this kind of work is a sure-fire way to change that. And the whole gig won't even pay that well, since the alleged roofer can leverage the same points I made above.

No, it doesn't make any fucking sense. A pick-up truck like this is ideal for general light farm work with light off-roading. Carry some parts or fuel to the tractor or combine harvester, some tools or toolboxes, large boxes of whatever, alpaca fodder, whatever. A van or even a flatbed truck would be infinitely better for anything more serious than this. The roofers, carpenters, plumbers, stonemasons, glaziers I know/know of use vans, either cargo or cut cabin.

Maybe I'm overthinking it, and applying Occam's razor would be the best. Still doesn't make any sense for them to get into more debt.

I wonder if this "roofer" needs transport and an armed companion for delivering his "tiles" to those in need in run-down parts of town if you catch my drift? Maybe the ranch makes the "tiles" out of "premium Alpaca wool"?
 
Cats are super cute but everything else looks like it smells horrible
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Re-tweeted this
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and then these people wonder why anyone won't take them seriously

Voice chatting with gf
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So they haven't actually talked to each other before? Gurlfriendz fur realz guyz

Him working at Disney's Hollywood Studios
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Oh, so you do have money?
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Subtle gf flexing
New girlfriends! >//////<
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Kevvie got that one porn vid from this one when he claimed he had no money

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to add: am dumdum. didn't remember these were the same

Hopefully KevKev didn't hurt himself!
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Happy bithday am hole!
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I wonder if this "roofer" needs transport and an armed companion for delivering his "tiles" to those in need in run-down parts of town if you catch my drift? Maybe the ranch makes the "tiles" out of "premium Alpaca wool"?
I don't doubt it, to be perfectly honest, but if it was a drug deal, I don't think Bonnie would've tweeted about it.

(...Unless he's throwing the cops off his scent by playing innocent on Twitter, in a fucked up game of 4D chess, but he doesn't seem to think ahead in any sense of the phrase...)

New girlfriends! >//////<
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Here's another one
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No pics that I could find (but I was kinda lazy, sorry... :( ) But this one fits right in: begs for money just like the like others. I like the subtle guilt tripping.

I love the work you do for this thread, son, but you gotta know 'cynnamonTV' and 'HaileyAdamsXXX' were found to be the same person just a page ago.
 
Kevvie needs to switch things up a little. Every other tweet is "gosh I'm gay". It'd be a massive case of WELL DUH if it weren't for the fact that we know Kevvie doesn't do anal and has never even been in the same physical location as all but one of his """girlfriends""" (that are all male).

As for the """girlfriend""" (also male) he lives with? Kevvie wears a big metal ring around his neck that he reckons means he's Philellope's slave. This super hot and steamy, utterly gay relationship involves occasionally tweeting at each other, and smoking weed together.

For all of Kevvie's proclaimed kinks, he's a massively boring, vanilla permavirgin that talks big game and gets no action. Kinda like the 12 year old nerd kid he's never grown out of.

Gee golly h*ck, what a slut! Fjfjggjgjdd 💦💦
 
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Kevvie the Comedian, people!

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First off, men fetishise lesbians because it's a double dose of the sex they're attracted to. There's also no big-dick chad in the picture to make them feel insecure. It's literally the straightest kind of porn a guy could be into. Plus the stars in lesbian porn are usually just gay for pay straight women.

Second, Kevin refuses to suck dick or do anal, so his "lesbian orgies" are literally just a bunch of fat ugly men masturbating in a room together. I can't think of anything more opposite lesbianism (or orgies for that matter) if I tried.
Cats are super cute but everything else looks like it smells horrible
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Re-tweeted this
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and then these people wonder why anyone won't take them seriously

Voice chatting with gf
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So they haven't actually talked to each other before? Gurlfriendz fur realz guyz

Him working at Disney's Hollywood Studios
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Oh, so you do have money?
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New girlfriends! >//////<
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to add: am dumdum. didn't remember these were the same

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Happy bithday am hole!
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Of course he's a Gemini.

Anyway Kevin really has a twelve year old's understanding of what a relationship is. DMing someone heart emojis and playing vidya together isn't a relationship. Honestly the shit he did in Animal Crossing reminds me a lot of the ten year olds who would "date" on Club Penguin by standing next to each other and using heart emoticons.
 
Kevvie needs to switch things up a little. Every other tweet is "gosh I'm gay". It'd be a massive case of WELL DUH if it weren't for the fact that we know Kevvie doesn't do anal and has never even been in the same physical location as all but one of his """girlfriends""" (that are all male).

As for the """girlfriend""" (also male) he lives with? Kevvie wears a big metal ring around his neck that he reckons means he's Philellope's slave. This super hot and steamy, utterly gay relationship involves occasionally tweeting at each other, and smoking weed together.

For all of Kevvie's proclaimed kinks, he's a massively boring, vanilla permavirgin that talks big game and gets no action. Kinda like the 12 year old nerd kid he's never grown out of.

Gee golly h*ck, what a slut! Fjfjggjgjdd 💦💦
That's the thing about his infamous fetish list, too. Despite how long and seemingly endless it is, many of the fetishes are simply impossible to enact in reality, like inflation or horse humanoids turning into rubber duckies. Yet Kevin's never actually done the ones that are actually feasible, he's only expressed an interest in them. Perhaps he's knocked out a few to a picture of anthropomorphic roller coasters being hypnotized into laying eggs in one another, but dollars to donuts he's not once ever engaged in erotic asphyxiation or licked a single calloused pinky toe raw. If you were to take everything Kevin's actually done in person, at least by his own admission, he's worn a metal collar that he probably doesn't even remember he has on most the time, and we'll have to take his word that he's helped a homie rub one out once or twice. I'm by no means gatekeeping homosexuality, but how can you call yourself the big gay if you won't even take one for the team and ride engine on the mantrain?

So you're correct. Ironically, if you take away all the things that are nothing but talk and 2D pictures, Kevin has painfully mundane sex life. I'd dare to even call it underwhelming. Yes, I'm put off that he's managed to sexualize Jar Jar Binks and literal plants, but I got over that in a few hours; versus it would take me at least good day or two to wipe my memory of rectal watersports fisting if he was relaying it happening in person.

But I will give Kevin one thing, he does give me opportunities to say things I'll never have the chance to otherwise.
 
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That's the thing about his infamous fetish list, too. Despite how long and seemingly endless it is, many of the fetishes are simply impossible to enact in reality, like inflation or horse humanoids turning into rubber duckies. Yet Kevin's never actually done the ones that are actually feasible, he's only expressed an interest in them. Perhaps he's knocked out a few to a picture of anthropomorphic roller coasters being hypnotized into laying eggs in one another, but dollars to donuts he's not once ever engaged in erotic asphyxiation or licked a single calloused pinky toe raw. If you were to take everything Kevin's actually done in person, at least by his own admission, he's worn a metal collar that he probably doesn't even remember he has on most the time, and we'll have to take his word that he's helped a homie rub one out once or twice. I'm by no means gatekeeping homosexuality, but how can you call yourself the big gay if you won't even take one for the team and ride engine on the mantrain?

So you're correct. Ironically, if you take away all the things that are nothing but talk and 2D pictures, Kevin has painfully mundane sex life. I'd dare to even call it underwhelming. Yes, I'm put off that he's managed to sexualize Jar Jar Binks and literal plants, but I got over that in a few hours; versus it would take me at least good day or two to wipe my memory of rectal watersports fisting if he was relaying it happening in person.

But I will give Kevin one thing, he does give me opportunities to say things I'll never have the chance to otherwise.
Don't forget that he pisses and shits himself, too.
 
Somehow I get exhausted just reading about this guy's day to day non-activities. How does he have so much damn time and patience for such tedious shit? I get he's unemployed, but it's not as if he's just vegetating on the couch all day and lazily watching TV. He actively pursues so many mundane things that you couldn't pay me to do.

I've tried playing Animal Crossing, it's extremely tedious. It takes like 10 minutes just to connect to visit someone over the internet, and he has multiple "dates" on it. He does that for hours, then crawls the internet to collect obscure children's cartoon books, which is already so mind-numbing that it hurt to type out. All while obsessively using twitter to interact with the troonosphere, act horny, and drop the word "gay" a hundred times throughout the day.
 
I wonder if this "roofer" needs transport and an armed companion for delivering his "tiles" to those in need in run-down parts of town if you catch my drift? Maybe the ranch makes the "tiles" out of "premium Alpaca wool"?

Why of course, how could we miss it? 'Roofer' is just new slang for someone producing roofies in such quantities they need transport per truck! The sheep business was just there to pull the wool over our eyes! I'll get me coat
 
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