To be fair Kev seems like the eternal deadbeat too. I can imagine they'd be like a fat version of Cletus and Brandine from the Simpsons.
It's a shame Kevin doesn't seem repulsive enough that people would want to come here and spill gossip. He comes off as the kind of "friend" who's lazy, smelly, and generally gross to be around rather than anything which would inspire stories.
The way Kevin told the story of kicking his brother out, it's rather clear his ex didn't like his brother and demanded he get thrown out. Kevin hasn't worked a day in his life, but his brother worked with computers, so it's heavily implied that Kevin's ex took Kevin getting his aunt's inheritance as a sign that they don't need his brother as the breadwinner anymore. Because Kevin is an idiot, he obliged. Because Kevin is an even bigger idiot, he's well aware it's his fault his brother hates him for it, but he tries to pin the blame on his brother anyway by claiming he refuses to accept his apology.
Ball sweat.
Is it bad that I found the comment about Kane having a hard time brushing his teeth every day almost as horrifying as the fact that there are mtf troons out there who don't know that they'll have to dilate for the rest of their lives if they get ~gender affirming surgery~? Troons and hygiene really do not mix for some godforsaken reason. I shudder to imagine what Kevin's am hole smells like, considering the one troon who claimed HRT made his penis smell like "bad sushi."
His stink ditch is so mangled that he has to air it out to try to get it to heal up a little. So, no, rotting flesh is not the normal smell for an actual vagina, Kev. A healthy, clean vag doesn't really have a smell. At least not one that is strong enough to fill an entire room.
Seeing Kev's delight at watching the nation's capital burn makes me wish the Branch Troonians could host a peaceful protest on their ranch. If it weren't for the animals, I'd love to see that place burn to the ground. What would Kev do if he lost all his precious stuffies and action figures?
Oh, and Kevvie also re-tweeted this. I'm getting the feeling KevKev doesn't like us
(I posted this also to the kiwi farms reviews)
wait, what's going on here? I've had my nose firmly planted up the riot thread's ass the past few days and only now just remembered thereSamambreen is taking credit for fucking with Null? I figured the violent trauma of typing out his name would've killed her. Whatever, another great crossover for Kevin's thread.
Back on topic...the fucking vag smell tweets...
Are you shitting me? ANOTHER ONE? Good luck getting the pity bucks for this one seeing most people are burning their dollars in the scam terrorism-supporting Minneapolis Freedom Fund and that gofundme for the dead guy's family (which is like, at 6mil now)
THIRTY GRAND?!?!
Again with this "we need to expand to help more homeless trans people." I've seen nothing to suggest that this is an actual trans shelter more than just a sex cult. They haven't had any new inductees for years and they're all universally actors in Penny's ridiculous "lesbian sleepover" fantasy. If you weren't brought in to play along and were actually seeking shelter, you'd be put off by these creeps trying to break you in like a new organic dilator.
