Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Appletuncrusader]

My name is Ambi and I'm here to say wow Kevin you're fucking gay.
Not the cool kind like you hope to be more like a fat manlet screaming ree.
Tuberous tits and a hairless chest make not a woman at any test.
Gross pube beard and a micro-dick made into troon smirks and a hole of shit.
You'll never be a woman doesn't matter what you try but hey fuck it grats on 200 my guy.

Heartily chuckled. We need more troon raps like these.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Weird that they'd get mad at that, I've only ever seen troons call themselves trans women, not 'just' women. But they are troons so I shouldn't expect any different.

I suspect most of the backlash can be attributed to the fact it was a cissy TERF that told them that, even if there are several troon supremacist on the 'webz, like Deranged Dan "Caitlyn" Spice, who deny being "icky natal women" because "trans women are just soooo much better".

I'm sure we've all seen many tweets or twatter bios stating something to the effect of "don't call me your futa GF" (well who the fuck would?) or "I'm a woman, not a futa" (according to some fucking weeb I asked they're not even futa, there's another term for them but I can't be assed to look it up), right next to rampaging degenerates like that disgusting BME reject "Mog'ron" or whoever tweeting the complete opposite like "I'm the big tiddy futa orc GF you always wanted".

They could self-police their groups, at least their more visible members, but that would contradict the current "ur 100% ttly valid gurl no matter wat" sentiment they hold.

 

[the khat quaffer]

We are looking into a loan to allow us to expand our housing. We get requests every day from folks that desperately need a place to live. We can handle about ten folks currently and we are full, with a waiting list of 27, so housing is our next goal. We are also going to expand our animals to include bees and cashmere goats, and we hope to have our own milling facilities up by 2023 to save us a tremendous amount of money by doing it in house.

We hope to have 15 full time positions giving trans folk employment by the end of this year.

Only used the word folk three times, what cis idiot wrote this? Clearly an op.

 

[James Howlett]

Wtf, those are "exit bags" from The Green Solution Penny is loading up. It's the most popular dispensary in Colorado and you need those bags (they're supposed to be child proof) when you leave the weed shop.

Most people re-use 1 or 2 bags because you have to use them legally when leaving And they cost 45 fucking cents each.

Theres like 6$ worth of bags in the one picture alone. It doesn't seem like a lot, but just reinforces how terrible the are with money.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Kevin wants a world without law enforcment:
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Kevvie: NO MORE COPS! NO MORE COPS!

“ok dude”

Kevvie: “POLICE POLICE HELP HES A BIGOT WHO IS MISGENDERING ME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARREST HIM REEEEE”

 

[AmHole]

Kevvie: NO MORE COPS! NO MORE COPS!

“ok dude”

Kevvie: “POLICE POLICE HELP HES A BIGOT WHO IS MISGENDERING ME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARREST HIM REEEEE”

Not to stray too far off topic, that's a lot of protesters nowadays, they despise cops, but the minute something happens to them personally, they're up their ass demanding the police do something to help them.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I love how according to them are dying every day and in so much danger but they don't want cops.
If things are so horrible for them with cops, imagine what it'll be like without? There's going to be troon haunting gangs and I bet 5/10 of them are going to black.
What a retard. Nigga does not want cops because again, he wants to steal shit. No other reason.
Bet Kev doesn't even know a black person.

Troon or not, Kevin wouldn't survive in a lawless society for a minute - he has absolutely no way of defending himself in a true dog-eat-dog world. Hell, he lacks basic life skills such as taking regular showers and sits around shitting himself in diapers. I wonder what Kevin thinks would happen to him and his fellow troon unicorns without someone upholding the law?

 

[homewayhalf]

Troon or not, Kevin wouldn't survive in a lawless society for a minute - he has absolutely no way of defending himself in a true dog-eat-dog world. Hell, he lacks basic life skills such as taking regular showers and sits around shitting himself in diapers. I wonder what Kevin thinks would happen to him and his fellow troon unicorns without someone upholding the law?

To be fair, these are 6 foot men we’re talking about. And Penny is like 200 lbs of tard strength.

 

[Old Fart]

To be fair, these are 6 foot men we’re talking about. And Penny is like 200 lbs of tard strength.

However, if someone puts a gentle knee in Kevin's crotch, he'll fall to pieces like a zombie from a bad Romero sequel.

BTW I'm no ameri-expert, but isn't Colorado about as far from racial uproar as one can be?

 

[Tomssu]

No womb envy here...

Wouldn't work

Did Kevin just assume someones gender???

Transgenderism

Still mad about J.K Rowling

lol

Penny got home safely

So Kevvie really didn't help at all. lol

A lot about the protest and cops
What a bad ass

Wow. I just LOVE him being all tough guy safely at home

Btw, his NSFW account has loads of dick pic re-tweets for a lesbian Here's one

Spoiler: girldick

I mean I GUESS it's a dick

 

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No womb envy here...
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Wouldn't work
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Did Kevin just assume someones gender???
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Transgenderism
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Still mad about J.K Rowling
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Penny got home safely
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So Kevvie really didn't help at all. lol

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A lot about the protest and cops
What a bad ass
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Wow. I just LOVE him being all tough guy safely at home

Btw, his NSFW account has loads of dick pic re-tweets for a lesbian Here's one

Spoiler: girldick

View attachment 1332870 View attachment 1332871 I mean I GUESS it's a dick

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Kevin lusts over the idea of being pregnant, gets off from the mere mention of diapers, and bemoans he'll never get to experience being a mother to a child (granted he can't be a biological parent in general now), but thinks babies are hideous. I guess all the HRT and SRS in the world can't activate those coveted maternal instincts.

And the irony this is so palpable, you could just taste it. Kevin tries to gatekeep being trans, a cult tactic meant to form an "us versus them" and exclusivity mentality in their targets, and then quotes a tweet complaining people see Kevin's kind as a cult.

Anyway, at the very least, the best thing to come out of this whole riot is the collective dampening of everyone's intelligence causing them to say the most reprehensible, if not stupid, things imaginable. This whole "revolution" thing Kevin is pushing is just hilarious because he wouldn't survive for a perceptible nanosecond in an anarchic society without literally getting split down the middle, and most likely from just trying to walk ten feet without his neovagina rupturing, no less.

I was going to comment about that guide on how to hijack a military vehicle, but if they're dumb enough to go for it, I fully support it these people going out and trying it. After all, I hear roused, armed military servicemen are rather agreeable to witnessing military equipment being stolen during civil unrest.

 

[Spunt]

Heartily chuckled. We need more troon raps like these.

Kevin lived on a ranch full of troons,
Wanking and watching cartoons
When the race riots start
Says he'd love to take part
But today he just hasn't the spoons

Edit:

Penny the chief troon was pissed
Because Kevin would not assist
"Please help with this foal"
"No, sorry, Am Hole"
Penny pulled out his gun - "I insist."

Kevvie: NO MORE COPS! NO MORE COPS!

“ok dude”

Kevvie: “POLICE POLICE HELP HES A BIGOT WHO IS MISGENDERING ME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARREST HIM REEEEE”

Of course Communist states are known for their fair, open and light-touch law enforcement.

 

[homewayhalf]

However, if someone puts a gentle knee in Kevin's crotch, he'll fall to pieces like a zombie from a bad Romero sequel.

BTW I'm no ameri-expert, but isn't Colorado about as far from racial uproar as one can be?

Metro areas like Denver have issues with police brutality and has had protests and pushback for a long time. The bumfuck nowhere county where Kevin lives? You’d be correct. Kevin likely goes weeks or even months at a time without seeing a black person. I guess at least Penny leaves the house and goes places, but Kevin’s faux outrage is funny considering he doesn’t leave his bed. Penny is driving all the way to Denver to “help” while Kevin lays around and tweets. He couldn’t go with Penny to throw water bottles at cops? What a revolutionary.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Kevie wishes there were no police so that he could loot the stuffed animal store.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Honestly, I'm almost ready to let them have the America they think they want. Who are the troons going to call when the TERFs are being big meanies and calling them men? And if they think cops are bad, just wait until gangs take over "security". I'm sure the MS-13 would be real troon friendly. Moron.

They like to act like they are bad ass one moment and then giggling the next about how titty skittles made it impossible for them to open jars. Kev would actually need those diapers if he ever ran into an actual tough guy.

 

[Lurk]

"We got confirmation that one of the water bottles we delivered was thrown at a swat van, does my heart good."
I'm not sure I've ever read a more pathetic sentence, jesus

 

[Burd Turglar]

However, if someone puts a gentle knee in Kevin's crotch, he'll fall to pieces like a zombie from a bad Romero sequel.

BTW I'm no ameri-expert, but isn't Colorado about as far from racial uproar as one can be?

Colorado is an interesting case. The vast majority of the state is country as fuck and about as white as you can get BUT it's a lot of rich white, not poor white like the south. Denver is a very strange place, ten years ago it was a small city absolutely full of crazy homeless people shooting drugs on the streets, projects (subsidized housing for typically poor black folk) and mexican ghettos interspersed throughout the city. Recently though, especially after the legalization of weed, they have managed to kick out almost all the homeless people, moved all the projects out of the city and put them over by the airport and heavily sanitized the mexican ghettos. I used to live in a pretty low income but quiet neighborhood just north of coors stadium and well what do ya know, they have to tear down this entire neighborhood to fix the I-70. I'm sure that in no time at all it will be rebuilt with shitty condos as far as the eye can see and when you look into who owns them.....well let's just say they're going to have names like Xi and Chong.

 

[homewayhalf]

Colorado is an interesting case. The vast majority of the state is country as fuck and about as white as you can get BUT it's a lot of rich white, not poor white like the south. Denver is a very strange place, ten years ago it was a small city absolutely full of crazy homeless people shooting drugs on the streets, projects (subsidized housing for typically poor black folk) and mexican ghettos interspersed throughout the city. Recently though, especially after the legalization of weed, they have managed to kick out almost all the homeless people, moved all the projects out of the city and put them over by the airport and heavily sanitized the mexican ghettos. I used to live in a pretty low income but quiet neighborhood just north of coors stadium and well what do ya know, they have to tear down this entire neighborhood to fix the I-70. I'm sure that in no time at all it will be rebuilt with shitty condos as far as the eye can see and when you look into who owns them.....well let's just say they're going to have names like Xi and Chong.

Spoiler: Denver sperging

Yeah, the vast majority of DPD’s police brutality is against the Hispanic population which isn’t as headline-worthy as black people and doesn’t really drive out the BLM protesters so it doesn’t get very much attention. Look at all the people who are protesting at the capital for a death that didn’t happen anywhere near Denver while DPD kills Mexicans on a regular basis. I don’t recall Kevin & co. ever addressing any police brutality within their “own” community. It’s completely performative for the ranch troons.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Spoiler: Denver sperging

Yeah, the vast majority of DPD’s police brutality is against the Hispanic population which isn’t as headline-worthy as black people and doesn’t really drive out the BLM protesters so it doesn’t get very much attention. Look at all the people who are protesting at the capital for a death that didn’t happen anywhere near Denver while DPD kills Mexicans on a regular basis. I don’t recall Kevin & co. ever addressing any police brutality within their “own” community. It’s completely performative for the ranch troons.

If you think the DPD is bad, don't go to the county jail, the staff there are straight up gestapo.

 

[Tomssu]

More sad stuff

Alright

More ranting about the police

and a twitter rant