Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

BoobWhiskers said:

I mean, he's been three different 'identities' in the last week, much less twelve days; we've had deetiger, tranpawsitive, and now artelioness, no? Also if the tweeting is any indication he's absolutely manic atm. Just a matter of time until he shits on the wrong porch and starts a big mess again.

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Lurk said:

Trigger warning: 'please', Lou beg posting
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If only you hadn't just spent money on a new art commission, huh, Lou?

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BoobWhiskers said:

For what it's worth, twelve days from now is the new month give or take a few days, so I (optimistically) assume this will be a new shit-tier Gneech patreon doodle. That said, the fact that he posts about 'NEW ART COMING YAY ME' and then soon later 'HAVE NO MONEY, MONEY PLEASE????????' is a hell of a Lou move to pull on anyone who has randomly come across his feed. It's a hell of a situation when he makes it look WORSE to random outsiders than it does to the Kiwis.

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Plastic Inevitable said:

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Sorry for the late comment, since the Shoe Saga was over two months ago, but I'm still working my way through the thread.

That said, I cannot believe the audacity of his claim that he "found the cheapest shoes in his size on Amazon" and they were over $60. Why does he blatantly lie about things that can be disproved in less than 2 minutes? There are currently over 100 pairs of size 15 shoes (rated 4+ stars) on Amazon with free shipping for less than $25.

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Lurk said:

Looks like Lou has dropped money on a new piece of art, but he has to wait 12 days for it
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It would be amazing if he had another identity crisis during the 12 day wait and never gets to use it

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Dustlord said:

Why wouldn't he use one of the hundreds of avatars he paid for in the past? This is one part of furry "culture" that I've never been able to grasp. Why are their "fursonas" so intimately tied to their personality that they must pay for completely new art every time they feel different? Especially a furry like Lou that lives off of his family and internet handouts.

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Plastic Inevitable said:

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Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

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Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

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Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

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Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

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Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

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Plastic Inevitable said:

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Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

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Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

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Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

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Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

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Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

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Dustlord said:

Does Lou not know that there are records of this stuff? Or maybe he does know and just doesn't think anyone will look deeper into it.

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Boris Blank's glass eye said:

Thanks to you, now I have this mental image of Lou sneaking onto a neighbour's front porch at night to take a huge dump.

Spoiler: Then, come morning -

"-Frank, the Gagliardi boy shat on our front porch last night!
-Oh damn, not again.
-I can't bear it any longer, Frank, I'm telling his parents to do something with him!
-...just drop it, Beth, you know they can't do anything either, that boy should be institutionalized.
-But I'm afraid, Frank!
-Okay, I'll get my shotgun and load it up with rock salt."

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Plastic Inevitable said:

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Sorry for the late comment, since the Shoe Saga was over two months ago, but I'm still working my way through the thread.

That said, I cannot believe the audacity of his claim that he "found the cheapest shoes in his size on Amazon" and they were over $60. Why does he blatantly lie about things that can be disproved in less than 2 minutes? There are currently over 100 pairs of size 15 shoes (rated 4+ stars) on Amazon with free shipping for less than $25.

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The Dude said:

You don't want just rock salt. You also want something like rubber buckshot or bamboo pellets. Something that will bleed off energy quickly and not puncture skin, but will carry enough energy to travel a fair distance and still hurt like hell on impact. Rock salt, depending on how big the chunks are, only works at a really close distance because of how light it is, and it can just break into a fine cloud if it's loaded too hot.

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ricecake said:

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Does being a Joo play well with the SJW crowd? Extra pity points?

Anyway. He's lying. His great-grandparents are buried in a Methodist cemetery (there's a Joo-ish cemetery down the road) and also one of his grandfather's siblings was married to one of my grandfather's cousins lol. Not Jewish.

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Plastic Inevitable said:

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Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

​

Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

​

Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

​

Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

​

Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

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Dustlord said:

Does Lou not know that there are records of this stuff? Or maybe he does know and just doesn't think anyone will look deeper into it.

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Turael said:

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Considering Lou's stated fondness for public defecation I'd say he's closer to the cocker spaniel than the woman at this point. Or else he's taking this cat thing way too seriously.

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Plastic Inevitable said:

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It's interesting how often he writes off his aggressive ignorance with "I'm not XXXX so they mean nothing to me/I don't give a shit/I don't know what you're talking about nor do I want to/etc."

Bruh if you're not XXXX then stop pitching a fit over something you plainly don't care about.

You're not Black, you're not Jewish, you're not Antifa, and you're sure as fuck not trans, so go eat your tendies and color on one of your three iPads and shut the fuck up already.

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Dustlord said:

I feel like a broken record but I'm always baffled by how hateful he is to everyone. I've yet to see him be polite to anyone that wasn't giving him money, saying they wish they could give him money or explicitly defending him in an argument.
It's like someone said "hey what if we made the most genuinely unkind person on earth but gave him the IQ of a bag of rocks"

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The Dude said:

You don't want just rock salt. You also want something like rubber buckshot or bamboo pellets. Something that will bleed off energy quickly and not puncture skin, but will carry enough energy to travel a fair distance and still hurt like hell on impact. Rock salt, depending on how big the chunks are, only works at a really close distance because of how light it is, and it can just break into a fine cloud if it's loaded too hot.

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