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- Nov 26, 2019
Just so you know Kev, you're terrible at playing Shaman.
Also I like the self awareness that the funko pops are complete trash. Even Kevvie's smooth brain can understand that. wow
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Just so you know Kev, you're terrible at playing Shaman.
I know it's already been established Kev and his BF didn't actually PIV fuck when he had him over at the ranch, but in case it wasn't proven enough, apparently he can't even finger himself over the pain and soreness of just a finger.
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Is Kev just being more honest about the pain that's always been down there or has the ditch's physical condition worsened over time too?
What really gets me about the tweet isn't even Kev himself though, it's the people commenting on it
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There are people who get blood whenever they finger, another one can do it barely twice a week, and you still have people who look at that misery and are eager to get in, more worried over the cost than their own lives. Have these people lost all survival instinct or something?![]()
Kevin doesn't talk much about it, but it kinda seems like he's in constant pain. If a finger hurts, a dilator hurts. If a dilator hurts, that's at least half an hour of soreness, discomfort, and pain, twice a day, every single day, for the past ten months. That'll take a toll on your mental state, even if there's a really big fantasy attached to it.
So I searched "pain" on Kev's twitter to try and get a better picture of what's going on.
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The first is that Kevin is constantly creating little stories like this about why he's experiencing a particular symptom. This was shortly after surgery, but he's been doing it constantly for months. For every twinge and sore spot, a half-baked theory.
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I wonder if this separation was the cause of Kevin's current issues. If a surgical wound looks deep but there's no pain and "not much" blood, that's not necessarily reassuring.
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Ooh, that pout when someone doesn't play along. Kevin was trying to imply that this was some kind of overwhelming experience of next-level penetration, but Marley immediately calls him out on it and he admits that the only real sensation is "mild pain."
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Remember when we were looking forward to the vaunted 8 week mark? Remember how that became four months, and then "maybe after a full year I'll finally be free of pain?" The Kiwi Farms remembers.
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The shooting pains and unscratchable itch aren't caused by chronic inflammation and nerve damage, it's the nerves "waking up," trust me.
I fully believe that Kevin is lazy enough to stay cooped up in a cramped loft rather than enjoy his time outdoors on their spacious ranch. But I'm starting to suspect that his scars get aggravated if he walks around too much, and that there are other functional issues that he just doesn't talk about.
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The fat, crazy Soyboy Thread Janitor finally left, Kevin revealed his amhole of horrors and the Tranch owners are hoarding animals.
Him referring to it as vag grosses me out. You'd think for the expense and seriousness of the procedure you'd at least want to make it sound better than it is.
"Still healing" 8+ months after surgery. Kevvie, that's not healing, that's broken. Do you consider totaled cars at a junkyard "at the shop"?
Him referring to it as vag grosses me out. You'd think for the expense and seriousness of the procedure you'd at least want to make it sound better than it is.
"Still healing" 8+ months after surgery. Kevvie, that's not healing, that's broken. Do you consider totaled cars at a junkyard "at the shop"?
Spoiler that shit dude, it's more disgusting than the amhole.
After so long of listening to Kevin's drivel, I feel like I short-circuited and sincerely lost what he was saying after he brought up "itchy holes."
After so long of listening to Kevin's drivel, I feel like a short-circuited and sincerely lost what he was saying after he brought up "itchy holes."
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bet y’all can’t guess who was immediately right underneath, replying to give the attention that Kevin refused to elaborate on
Man with destroyed dick buys lots of toys to feel "complete".
Yep, he is SO hating amhole. In reality it's not about toys AT ALL. He wants to get rid of the nagging feelings of loss and regret and might not even be fully aware of it. But since he is stuck with a hurting, gunk leaking stinkdritch abomination between his legs he will chase the feelings of completion until all of his money is gone and/or he finally joins the 41%. And If the money is gone before he croaks he will find something else that gives him the satisfaction he is looking for, perhaps eating cheap junk food like Jazz Jennings.
Hard drugs. I can't think of any other suicide alternative in this nightmare scenario.Agreed.
I've actually been wondering about this;
If any of you were in Kevin's position, what would you do? Remember the facts:
You literally lost your genitals, so no masturbation or sex
Infact, that area is extremely painful and you need to shove dildos in it just so it won't close
Since you're literally castrated, you have the energy levels and hormones of a dying 85 year old
And on top of that, there's no way to reverse it, this is your life until your death
So then, when it finally dawns on you - what would you do with your life? How would you cope without killing yourself?
Fitness or sport? Sorry, your hormones are fucked so you barely have the energy to eat breakfast. Go full hedonist? Sorry, you literally have no genitals. Monk? I don't know, dedicating yourself to a religion that doesn't like you would be soul crushing. Try to detransition and support other detransitioners? That must be suicide inducing, since you literally have to face the facts.
In Kevin's case, consumerism is literally his only outlet and cope, the only way to cope without having to truly face reality. What other options does he have? What would any of you do?
In other words, he gets four more months of slacking and doing fuckall around the ranch before anyone expects him to actually pitch in and help out like everyone else.Edit:
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