Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Clean, lush hair with a healthy hairline. Wears a three-piece suit with a silver pocket watch to work, business casual on his days off. Has a high-paying job: lawyer, doctor, or a famous professor doing consultancy on the side.
Not degenerate. In his first marriage, father of two healthy children who aren't allowed phones or tablets until they are older. Had thoughts about swinging to spice up their sex life, but decided against it. Drives either boring German luxury car, probably Audi A8, or a Lexus, but also has a Ford Mustang GT for weekends. No motorbikes, though. Still does quite a bit of yard work, always has his son "help" him. Makes a killer barbecue and never gives away his secret sauce, which is actually just a slight twist on the old recipe: he uses top-quality ingredients, white and green pepper instead of black, and a particular brand of Italian balsamic vinegar. Has a small library in his home, and collects old books related to his work: law codices, or anatomy manuals, whatever.

Doesn't use Twitter.
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farttpott said:
At the very least CisFrog has a job and doesn't post on twitter about his fantasies about masturbating over his own porn
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Looking at Kev-Kev's online history, I'd still think he'd be a degenerate if he wasn't a troon. He'd likely still have a considerable amount of his fetishes and still have most have his manchild tendencies (i.e. chimping out at people for disagreeing with him and wasting money on hording toys).

The only real notable change would be that he wouldn't be interesting enough to get his own thread, due to the fact that the majority his entertainment value comes from him being the ultimate troon stereotype.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Drives either boring German luxury car, probably Audi A8, or a Lexus, but also has a Ford Mustang GT for weekends. No motorbikes, though.
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No, the motorbike is for midlife, just after the second divorce, when he starts dating a much younger motorcycle chick and smoking pot for the first time since college.
 
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her:
edit: added the last few things (found a couple more by searching "roommate" instead of ex) and replaced all links with archives
 
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Neko GF said:
Looking at Kev-Kev's online history, I'd still think he'd be a degenerate if he wasn't a troon. He'd likely still have a considerable amount of his fetishes and still have most have his manchild tendencies (i.e. chimping out at people for disagreeing with him and wasting money on hording toys).

The only real notable change would be that he wouldn't be interesting enough to get his own thread, due to the fact that the majority his entertainment value comes from him being the ultimate troon stereotype.
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I was thinking more of an "anti-Kevin" when I wrote that post. If the concept is "Kevin, but doesn't ramp up degeneracy to 11", I agree. He'd be a footnote in one of the megathreads, maybe the tranny sideshows or the reddit one.
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No, the motorbike is for midlife, just after the second divorce, when he starts dating a much younger motorcycle chick and smoking pot for the first time since college.
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Anti-Kevin buys a Suzuki Hayabusa and promptly dies in a horrific accident, leaving everything to his children.
 
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Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):
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the abortion was for the best. Imagine a child with half kevin's dna running around.
 
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Mackerel Fish Stew said:
I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):
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While she probably had her own issues, it appears that she at least tried to make Kevin behave like an adult. She seems smart to know that Kevin is too far gone and moved on from Kevin.

Kevin probably viewed her as controlling because Kevin only wants his manchild tendencies enabled.
 
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If his amhole is a vagina then:
1. why does he need to dilate?
2. why is he constantly leaking inverted penis-gunk?
3. why does he goes to his surgeon with problems only an inverted penis can have?
4. why is he scared that amhole is losing depth?

It's like Kevin Cumbrain is full of shit.
 
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The Man In Black said:
right, I know. I'm just confused when it comes to why he's sperging out on twitter about "doctors can't differentiate a real female vagina and a neovagina" when literally no doctor is gonna be confused when they look at a neovag.. they're gonna be able to tell this person had SRS.
this just opens opportunities for troons talking about "oh I pass so well - cis women are SURPRISED when I say I'm trans uwu"... I'm sure that's what cis women are saying when you have the same hairline as Friar Tuck >///<
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I just find it so hilarious that he's so confident he knows so much about vaginas, yet thinks a gyno exam consists of a quick peek and a compliment on how normal it looks, not getting cranked open with a speculum so they can conduct a thorough cervix examination, as well as checking your muscle tone, the appearance of the skin, etc.
Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):
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Nice work, there's a lot of stuff in here I don't think we've seen in the past. I don't remember seeing the tweets where he claimed she was abusive before.
 
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Mackerel Fish Stew said:
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1330163814118137856 (archive)
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Well this is an interesting nugget of info. Kevin has previously always claimed that he met Penny through his ex-fiancee, now he's saying that they just happened to go to the same hair removal clinic. Is it possible his fiancee just recommended the place to him and did not actually know Penny at all?
Also tacit confirmation that the reason Kevin is allowed to stick around is because he heavily supported the ranch's startup with his inheritance money, since we know he does fuck all to support in any other way.

I was curious about his ex-fiancee so I scoured his Twitter for keywords, and this is everything I could find about her in the time I had (will come back to it later):
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Nice finds. And lol, I love the foreshadowing for his time at the tranch. The roommate is his "abusive" ex btw.
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/948017454269186048 (Archive)

Why would he post about how fucking lazy he is?
 
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The follow-up tweet is atrocious as well. He tacitly admits that yes, he should be able to do this shit on his own (since he doesn't argue with her statement), but still thinks the fact that she won't help a grown man organize his storage tubs make HER look worse. It's quite telling of his overinflated ego and childish perspective that he doesn't realize even his own retelling of the events make him solidly seem like an asshole. He must have been horrendous to live with.

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Adult Female Athlete said:
The follow-up tweet is atrocious as well. He tacitly admits that yes, he should be able to do this shit on his own (since he doesn't argue with her statement), but still thinks the fact that she won't help a grown man organize his storage tubs make HER look worse. It's quite telling of his overinflated ego and childish perspective that he doesn't realize even his own retelling of the events make him solidly seem like an asshole. He must have been horrendous to live with.

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Christ alive:

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He's such a worthless piece of shit. She's emotionally manipulating? Pot, kettle, black Kevsie. Also lol at "it happened to his brother" - Kevsie, YOU choose your girlfriend over your brother.
 
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He's such a worthless piece of shit. She's emotionally manipulating? Pot, kettle, black Kevsie. Also lol at "it happened to his brother" - Kevsie, YOU choose your girlfriend over your brother.
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Exactly. By his own admission, he was a lazy, horrible roommate who then demanded even more of her time and energy to help him move out - so she finally has enough and lets him know how she feels. Even after this, she makes an attempt to make nice, and he thinks that's "emotional manipulation." No Kev, that's someone offering you way more kindness than you deserve.
 
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