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Old Fart said:
Shortly before they got the recycling gig, they were bragging they were going to move to a bigger place. I haven't heard anything of it since.

Anyway, when Kevin says "moving out", I think he means "out of the bedroom", not necessarily out of the ranch.
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They're still planning on it, just sorting some paperwork out I think. They have mentioned it on and off in conjunction with the recycling.

Edit: haha this timely random_txt popped up for me just now.

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s0mbra said:
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This one is my fave. The smile. The horse teeth. The aweful side shave. The fake tits in two different time zones, and The desolate, dirt and dead tree wasteland behind him.
:chefs kiss: it's art.
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As someone with front teeth that are so big that it looks like I stole them from a donkey, I actually feel good about myself. Thanks.

Oh, and that guy looks like the sort of person you'd see on the front page of the Daily Mail, and not in a good way.
Let's Find Out! said:
The tranch is an anarchist zone like CHAZ.
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And that went well.
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Why would anyone want to cut their dick off, create a stinkditch and shove dildos up there until it hurts?

I understand that some people feel that they're women when they're men or visa versa, and I understand that those people might identify as women, although I feel that doing that's basically the equivalent of a skitzo listening to the voices in his head that tell him that lizards from outer space run the world, but I can't understand why people would mutilate their body because of that fantasy or why we, as a society, have allowed people to commit self-harm and deemed it stunning and brave.
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Kev has been doing a lot of horny/thirst posting as of late, there is a "ha ha funny eckdee maymay" that 5G makes you into a woman or some shit.

Some highlights;

Kevin decides to be helpful and describe his Twitter account. I would of gone for "Trans Cope Party".
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Kevin decides to reaffirm his Adult Baby Diaper Lover lifestyle to all his followers. (and act as a soft content warning of sorts)
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Ok not to generalize but are like all AGP troons into ADBL or what? (Hugbox comments)
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Not all of Kevins twitter troon sycophants are into it, this one is on his way to blocks vill, population 60,000+ View attachment 1829352


Apparently kevin talking about his love for ADBL triggered this troon into a "No invalid reason to transition" rant which is pretty weird. I love that me doing anything I like means. should also transition if I like it. I think this troon overdosed on his horse piss as "If you want evidence look at all the grandma coming out to be grandmas". No idea if this was a fuck up or this is so progressive they wont misgender someone even when talking about pre transition.
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Oh and hes watching the Mandalorian now and loves it, I thought it was in the book burning pile next to JK Rowling and CD Project Red. Oh ell, cooomsume more product like a good boy KevKev.

Theres more but its mainly Anime girls kissing with kev saying "This is totally me with all my GFs amirite guies?" and I dont want to shit up the tread with that.


Don't forget to vote Kev for 2020 Lolcow of the year!
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The fact that ABDL and sissy hypno exist is, and I say this unironically, proof that the Eleventh Crusade can't come soon enough.
 
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Imagine the trannies gathered at the meeting table with nervous looks and cold sweat as kev kev announces which one of them will be leaving... Sadly bills have been tight and they should have donated more to his paypal...
 
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So he has tourette's now? And acid? No brakes on the Kev-coaster. Just when I think there's no more metaphorical petrol to throw on the raging inferno of lunacy that is Kevin's life, he hits us with a curveball like that. I'm so glad I voted for him getting Cow of the Year. This human catastrophe deserves it.
They're handling an annoying roomie with the same level of competence that they use to handle everything else: none whatsoever. It's like they're trying to turn every situation into a complete disaster. I do enjoy the irony of the same guys who got entire subreddits nuked for "misgendering" having to fret about not being able to have uncensored conversations.
I hope he gets to trip on acid like he wants to and I hope he posts about the experience. A tran-ranch trip report would be hilarious. Hallucinogens and hundreds of farm animals, mixed with the Colorado winter? What could possibly go wrong?
Also can we get some info on the problem roommate? We need to see where he sits in the troon power rankings.
This season of Most Extreme Troon Elimination is already crazy.
 
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Enoby Way said:
They're still planning on it, just sorting some paperwork out I think. They have mentioned it on and off in conjunction with the recycling.

Edit: haha this timely random_txt popped up for me just now.

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Installing solar panels on Kev's forehead would solve all their electricity problems.

Kev's forehead has a surface area so large Troon Bonne's using it as a gun range without a backstop. Much to Troon Bonne's dismay every single one of his attempts to penetrate it failed.
Kev's forehead actually has its own forehead.
Environmental activists made several calls to Kev's thinning hair as an example of severe deforestation. These calls obviously went unanswered.
Kev's forehead has acne scars so deep people actually got lost in them. One of them houses a nuke silo.
Kev's forehead is going to be declared a US National Historic Landmark in 2021 after Biden takes up his office.
Kev's "inheritance" is actually a life annuity paid by Vault-Tec who acquired his forehead as a testing ground for installing Vaults.
Kev's forehead is a very reliable 5G barrier.

Law said:
So he has tourette's now?
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I bet his verbal tics have something to do with the words "AM" and "HOLE".
 
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caonima said:
I'm imagining it as one of his roommates tripped over (no doubt trying to escape the stench) and jammed his dilator further into his stinkhole than his 100% true and ladylike axewound could take and now his "pussy" is sore.

This is also something I wish I wasn't imagining.
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I read this with a blank stare, smiled, then laughed.

what has this site done to me?!
 
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