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I'm starting to wonder if everyone else on the Tranch is starting to grow resentful of Kev and the fact that he's the reason that a lot of people have turned their eyes towards the Tranch and have received a lot more backlash than they would if Kev wasn't there. Like, there probably wouldn't be much mention of the Tranch on here if it weren't for him.

There's also the factor that he does nothing on the Tranch (except conjuring up bad publicity) so he's really of no value. His public image of being a grifter who buys hundreds of dollars of toys every month, is horny 24/7, and spends all day on Twitter is the opposite of what the Tranch wants to be viewed as (a commune of hard workers who put in their fair share and hold their values high) and I'm wondering if the others are getting closer and closer to snapping because they're sick of Kevin and how because of him, a lot of people are paying mind to the Tranch and spreading negativity about it because of him essentially being a Twitter freakshow for people to gawk at and encourages them to look hard into what goes on there.
I can't blame them for being resentful of Kevin. He's a couch potato who does nothing but bring free negative attention to them. I said before that Kevin is a millstone around their necks and that still rings true. The key to them surviving together is removing the weakest link, and Kevin is the weakest link of them all.
 
Kevin continues to be a consoooomer and wanting to be the dumb slut for cooms:

Some shit about Captain Marvel? Hopefully someone can explain.
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God he really is a coomer, the way he recalls media he’s consumed is like a coomer trying to recall what he just coomed too. It’s all a fuzzy daze.

I think now that now there is no more orange man bad and the late night hosts are safe to venture outside Kev will be more honest that he didn’t really enjoy all of Disney™️ SFW tentpoll movies.

"My gender is an A.I..." lol that's random.txt worthy :story:

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W8 m8, I fucking said that Kevin is a AI over and over again the way he tweets. Honestly this dude is lurking and developing independent thoughts by osmosis.
A self learning, self aware AI who’s prime directive is to cooom. How horrifying.

More consoooming. Apparently this is Kevvies biggest grail. Anyone care to comment as to why that might be?

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Very smart Kevin, when your trying to fix a fucking a power generator by having simps dump cash into your personal PayPal. Now is the perfect Time to say that you would easily dump about $300 of that funding to buy a rare toy if it be came available.


He's already added a kitchen!
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With two rooms it’s already taken up most of the desk space, you can see it’s in front of the PC screen and sitting on top of a full desk mouse&keyboard pad.
Just what everyone needs, more space taken up by Kevin! It’s not like it’s cramped or anything.

I'm starting to wonder if everyone else on the Tranch is starting to grow resentful of Kev and the fact that he's the reason that a lot of people have turned their eyes towards the Tranch and have received a lot more backlash than they would if Kev wasn't there. Like, there probably wouldn't be much mention of the Tranch on here if it weren't for him.

I honestly think he’s been given a strong ultimatum. Either he pulls in more tranch money or he picks up a shovel and moves alpaca shit or fucks off.
 
He's already added a kitchen!
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A grown arse, unwashed, mutilated man building doll houses and playing Mrs Nesbitt with his transformers.... Fuck me, you couldn't make up something so rich and juicy. Truly, our KevKev is the Buffalo Bill of our time!

God help me, I feel inspired to illustrate that. It's like... I don't know, it makes for a pure and distilled image of the unique horror of coomerism. It's the plague of our era and our lad here is the archetype taken to the extreme.

He's been hand selected by internet consensus to be held up as a car-crash example of what not to do.

Kind of like an anti-saint....
What a time to be alive!
 
I'm starting to wonder if everyone else on the Tranch is starting to grow resentful of Kev and the fact that he's the reason that a lot of people have turned their eyes towards the Tranch and have received a lot more backlash than they would if Kev wasn't there. Like, there probably wouldn't be much mention of the Tranch on here if it weren't for him.

There's also the factor that he does nothing on the Tranch (except conjuring up bad publicity) so he's really of no value. His public image of being a grifter who buys hundreds of dollars of toys every month, is horny 24/7, and spends all day on Twitter is the opposite of what the Tranch wants to be viewed as (a commune of hard workers who put in their fair share and hold their values high) and I'm wondering if the others are getting closer and closer to snapping because they're sick of Kevin and how because of him, a lot of people are paying mind to the Tranch and spreading negativity about it because of him essentially being a Twitter freakshow for people to gawk at and encourages them to look hard into what goes on there.
Yeah, but isn’t kev the cash cow for even having the tranch? In a way it’s poetic - you can have your weird tranny ranch, but whats going on is going to be shared by a hoarder that blows money on plastic garbage. They should really take out life insurance on kev... I’m gonna ask someone I know in life insurance if rates go up for trannies now that I’m thinking about it.

If they do snap though they would have to find another source of income and I’m sure they’ve thought about it because iirc Kevin will run out of money not too far away. Hell, id bet they viewed him as a nuisance a long time ago.
 
Yeah, but isn’t kev the cash cow for even having the tranch? In a way it’s poetic - you can have your weird tranny ranch, but whats going on is going to be shared by a hoarder that blows money on plastic garbage. They should really take out life insurance on kev... I’m gonna ask someone I know in life insurance if rates go up for trannies now that I’m thinking about it.

If they do snap though they would have to find another source of income and I’m sure they’ve thought about it because iirc Kevin will run out of money not too far away. Hell, id bet they viewed him as a nuisance a long time ago.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone murders him and his corpse gets dumped off the mountainside.
 
Yeah, but isn’t kev the cash cow for even having the tranch? In a way it’s poetic - you can have your weird tranny ranch, but whats going on is going to be shared by a hoarder that blows money on plastic garbage. They should really take out life insurance on kev... I’m gonna ask someone I know in life insurance if rates go up for trannies now that I’m thinking about it.

If they do snap though they would have to find another source of income and I’m sure they’ve thought about it because iirc Kevin will run out of money not too far away. Hell, id bet they viewed him as a nuisance a long time ago.
His inheritance is finite, and even if he's a source of income for the Tranch, he's shown to blow insane amounts of money on toys and other garbage. He'll make sure he is able to pre-order a Transformer for a few hundred dollars, but will beg on Twitter for money to cover his "life-saving medication" (and even then, it's likely that he blows donation money on consoomer junk for the most part). He could actually be covered by insurance and his co-pays and medication might be cheap or free and is lying about it because the type of people who follow him will dump money at troons who claim to need money for hormones/surgery/bills.

I think that they could be at a point where some at the Tranch view Kevin as a double-edged sword in that he can potentially help the Tranch gather donations and advertise it, but also that he's a useless NEET pedophile with social media, porn, and toy buying addictions and has helped the Tranch look even more terrible by being associated with it.
 
If Kevin were a normal, socially-adjusted man, with a stable job, a decent circle of more-or-less normal friends, and a healthy romantic relationship or two in his past, I probably wouldn't give a fuck about him playing with dollhouses in his spare time. Sure, that's weird, but you do you, bro. But he's not. He's a deranged coomer living in a tranny commune tweeting out his sick sexual fantasies, buying overpriced plastic, and grifting for money. This dollhouse thing is just another consoomer hobby that contributes nothing to those around him; in fact, it damages those around him because that's time and money that *could* have gone into keeping the Tranch solvent.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if someone murders him and his corpse gets dumped off the mountainside.
"Sudden coyote mass death in the Custer County CO mountains. Locals baffled, experts suspect poisoning."
"Update on the earlier coyote mass death of Colorado: scientists couldn't find traces of any known poison or ionizing radiation."
"Mystical update on the Coyote Mass Death Event of Colorado from earlier this year! Renowned mentalist senses evidence of terrible evil being unleashed and hushed voices echoing a phrase: 'am hole', scientists dismiss it as quack."
 
The issue with that is that circumcision is mandated by certain religions and banning religious practices puts you on a slippery slope

If you do that and you lose the ability to have sex, you got what was coming to you.

I'll have more sympathy for those that spoke around when doing so took courage, instead of those who went with the crowd.

Not really
For example I can’t go stretching my child’s lips and neck due to my African tribal beliefs
Or committing human sacrifice to the sun god
 
God dammit kevin :story:
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/pol/ always confuses the rich with the Jews. Just because a lot of the perpetrators happen to be obscenely rich American Jews doesn't mean it's a 'Jewish' conspiracy, that's just because America happens to have a lot of extreme leftist insane rich Jews. The troon lobby is being funded by opportunists who want to create permanent consoomer patients that will make them even richer. This is an interesting take on it:


I'm a little disappointed the recycling thing didn't blow up in their faces yet since they're obviously fucking it up. Maybe in a few months people will finally get fed up.

In the mid 90s the WHO published a huge meta-analysis showing that hrt was at best ineffective in post menopausal women and at worst negative
The year after that a lot of smaller labs sold their patents to major conglomerates at rock bottom prices
Shortly afterwards trans advocacy groups started popping up with a lot of their funding coming from shell corps
One of the few links that have been proved was to Pfizer who had very recently bought the patent to Premarin from Wyeth
You’ll know Premarin as the infamous ‘red pill matrix trans link’ drug
There’s a full investigatory write up posted somewhere on the farms but it was excellent journalism

edit: found it
 
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Incredible that this is even possible, but never doubt our Kevin. Even amid this den of sin, he is objectively the most twisted degenerate in the room. He can't find the switch to his basic human decency for a single solitary moment. Even for something as fundamentally human as helping a loved one cope with Father Death, his fetish must rule all.
 
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