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That doesn't just kill you immediately, but you have a whole host of health problems and almost certainly do die younger.
Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.
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That doesn't just kill you immediately, but you have a whole host of health problems and almost certainly do die younger.
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I've got one I've been hesitant to share because it's mine dammit get your own. Plus it's irl, so...
I have this acquaintance who is a 30-something transwoman nerd, who is IRL tumblr. I've tried to be friends with her, but she is such a pity party that it's impossible. We met during her first few years of transition, and I ended up digging up her internet trail. (Caps later maybe.) She was a fat food court druid before transition, dropped out of college twice, was married and divorced, and involved in all kinds of aspie subcultures. Not diagnosed aspie but it's pretty obvious to anyone with other aspie friends/relatives.
The most lulzy thing about her is she rotates her hobbies/identities every few months, abandoning her current obsessions when they fail to maker her a "new you". In the current rotation:
Unfortunately she doesn't do anything too hilarious, and is actually really depressing most of the time (because she's obviously depressed). A good poster child for "transition doesn't make you a new person".
I have this acquaintance who is a 30-something transwoman nerd, who is IRL tumblr. I've tried to be friends with her, but she is such a pity party that it's impossible. We met during her first few years of transition, and I ended up digging up her internet trail. (Caps later maybe.) She was a fat food court druid before transition, dropped out of college twice, was married and divorced, and involved in all kinds of aspie subcultures. Not diagnosed aspie but it's pretty obvious to anyone with other aspie friends/relatives.
The most lulzy thing about her is she rotates her hobbies/identities every few months, abandoning her current obsessions when they fail to maker her a "new you". In the current rotation:
- atari
- SCA
- furry
- steampunk
- trans stuff
- cars
- roller derby
- DJing
- HAES
- goth
- cosplay
- screenwriting
- polyamory
- there might have been some neopagan stuff I think
- sure I'm forgetting stuff
Unfortunately she doesn't do anything too hilarious, and is actually really depressing most of the time (because she's obviously depressed). A good poster child for "transition doesn't make you a new person".
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I'll be a bit short here, since I'm not quite ready to do another full section on Benito, but I'll answer these:
1. His parents both have given up on him. His father feels a mixture of shame regret, and small amounts of resentment towards Benito. His mother was the big enabler for his behavior, though in some ways even she was horrified at the monster she created.
2. I'm actually not really exaggerating as far as I can tell; he has issues walking for more than a few minutes now, and he has leg fat that actually pools.
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hoooh, boy, this'll be a fun topic.
for a reason i've yet to understand, i seem to have a tendency to have people in my life that out of absolutely nowhere become lolcows*
(*or in the case of one person, a lolcalf who is probably less than a year away {if the dates he's given in the past are correct, he would be closing in on 17 1/2 as of right now, but i can't verify this for absolute sure because he has a loooong history of lying} from being a full-fledged lolcow)
the two most prominent ones are folks we'll call "erin" and "paul" for today
erin was a decent person to be around, and had a history of causing hilarious, forum ending dramas when i met him, and over the course of several years i befriended him and things were pretty nice. about this time last year however, he flipped out and in a rage destroyed a community that he owned which i was a part of, and since then i have learned that he is, among other things, an anarcho-communist (or an anarcho-marxist), an ISIS sympathizer, and a supporter of Ted Kaczynski (better known as the UNABOMBER).
paul, on the other hand, has never been particularly fun to be around (mainly because my first contact with him as a person was him trying to harass me for making fun of some posts he'd made about my little pony via a tumblr blog i used to run), but for the most part me and my friends put up with him -- or at least we did for awhile. about the same time that "erin" flipped out, paul took to harassing me and my friends for a couple of silly reasons (which are in no particular order: documenting his stupidity over the years on our community wiki, which he claims is "defamation" and "federally illegal," that "making fun of his pony autism" bit, and something which i can best summarize as "creating multiple forums under his name in an attempt to tarnish his good name") and since then has made no less than three hollow legal threats, threatened me and one other person equally as hollowly with "SJW squads" and "stalking groups," and in general, just been the textbook definition of a lolcow (he even has aspergers, which he actually refuses to accept to the point of rejecting the doctor's diagnosis!)
so, yeah. make of those as you will.
for a reason i've yet to understand, i seem to have a tendency to have people in my life that out of absolutely nowhere become lolcows*
(*or in the case of one person, a lolcalf who is probably less than a year away {if the dates he's given in the past are correct, he would be closing in on 17 1/2 as of right now, but i can't verify this for absolute sure because he has a loooong history of lying} from being a full-fledged lolcow)
the two most prominent ones are folks we'll call "erin" and "paul" for today
erin was a decent person to be around, and had a history of causing hilarious, forum ending dramas when i met him, and over the course of several years i befriended him and things were pretty nice. about this time last year however, he flipped out and in a rage destroyed a community that he owned which i was a part of, and since then i have learned that he is, among other things, an anarcho-communist (or an anarcho-marxist), an ISIS sympathizer, and a supporter of Ted Kaczynski (better known as the UNABOMBER).
paul, on the other hand, has never been particularly fun to be around (mainly because my first contact with him as a person was him trying to harass me for making fun of some posts he'd made about my little pony via a tumblr blog i used to run), but for the most part me and my friends put up with him -- or at least we did for awhile. about the same time that "erin" flipped out, paul took to harassing me and my friends for a couple of silly reasons (which are in no particular order: documenting his stupidity over the years on our community wiki, which he claims is "defamation" and "federally illegal," that "making fun of his pony autism" bit, and something which i can best summarize as "creating multiple forums under his name in an attempt to tarnish his good name") and since then has made no less than three hollow legal threats, threatened me and one other person equally as hollowly with "SJW squads" and "stalking groups," and in general, just been the textbook definition of a lolcow (he even has aspergers, which he actually refuses to accept to the point of rejecting the doctor's diagnosis!)
so, yeah. make of those as you will.
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he is, to put it lightly. i have ungodly amounts of content from him on account of the fact that the tumblr mocking i mentioned was close to two and a half years ago, and he has not gone away since that time (or really changed, for that matter). the only thing preventing him from having a thread already is the fact that he still be 16, and i'm unsure as to whether or not even at 17 he would be able to have a thread since i believe that would still qualify him as an underage cow
Rihanna Ikari
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There's a personal lolcow of mine I'm not going to name. She's an adult on the autism spectrum obsessed with The Magic Adventures of Mumfie.
What the hell is The Magic Adventures of Mumfie?, you ask? Don't worry, she'll tell you. She will tell you about everything ever created related to The Magic Adventures of Mumfie.
No matter what the conversation is, she can fit Mumfie in somewhere. She joined on a website for furry sneezing fetishists just to share clips from Mumfie with them, despite not having the fetish herself.
Her rants give me a migraine; I'll properly format part of one here. This was all one big paragraph before.
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What the hell is The Magic Adventures of Mumfie?, you ask? Don't worry, she'll tell you. She will tell you about everything ever created related to The Magic Adventures of Mumfie.
No matter what the conversation is, she can fit Mumfie in somewhere. She joined on a website for furry sneezing fetishists just to share clips from Mumfie with them, despite not having the fetish herself.
Her rants give me a migraine; I'll properly format part of one here. This was all one big paragraph before.
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I knew a guy (he was a friend of a friend) that I used to hang out with for a few years. He was extremely liberal (I'd consider him the left-wing version of a TeaPartier) and would have epic chimpouts. Also note that this person is almost 40. Anyway, here are some highlights:
-He was very loud about animal rights. He also wanted a cat. But said cat had to be a specific breed (something that doesn't shed) and couldn't' come from the pound or a shelter. Also the cat had to be declawed. When I told him that declawing is seen as inhumane by a lot of animal rights groups, he said it was more humane to have it declawed so if he got tired of the cat, it'd be more likely to be adopted than if it wasn't declawed. When I told him if he was already thinking of how to get rid of it he shouldn't be getting one in the first place, it led to some epic chimping out (mostly telling me I'm a bad cat owner myself because I leave my cat home alone when I travel for work for less than three days) and crying.
-He also was very loud about hating on the Christians. He would seriously take a priest saying "I don't support a homosexual marriage" to mean " I WANT YOU TO DIE OF AIDS". I'm not a religious person myself but I identify as Catholic, which he would always call me out on too for being too smart to be a part of such a "terrible religion". But if you ever said anything bad about Islam and their treatment of gays/women, he would call you a bigot and tell you to be more understanding of their culture.
-He cried and left us at a bar when one of us mentioned we had gotten a raise at work as "rubbing our success in his face". This was followed up with texts throughout the night to all of us about how awful we all were for not checking up on him at home and how we should be more sensitive to his feelings in the future.
-He was very loud about animal rights. He also wanted a cat. But said cat had to be a specific breed (something that doesn't shed) and couldn't' come from the pound or a shelter. Also the cat had to be declawed. When I told him that declawing is seen as inhumane by a lot of animal rights groups, he said it was more humane to have it declawed so if he got tired of the cat, it'd be more likely to be adopted than if it wasn't declawed. When I told him if he was already thinking of how to get rid of it he shouldn't be getting one in the first place, it led to some epic chimping out (mostly telling me I'm a bad cat owner myself because I leave my cat home alone when I travel for work for less than three days) and crying.
-He also was very loud about hating on the Christians. He would seriously take a priest saying "I don't support a homosexual marriage" to mean " I WANT YOU TO DIE OF AIDS". I'm not a religious person myself but I identify as Catholic, which he would always call me out on too for being too smart to be a part of such a "terrible religion". But if you ever said anything bad about Islam and their treatment of gays/women, he would call you a bigot and tell you to be more understanding of their culture.
-He cried and left us at a bar when one of us mentioned we had gotten a raise at work as "rubbing our success in his face". This was followed up with texts throughout the night to all of us about how awful we all were for not checking up on him at home and how we should be more sensitive to his feelings in the future.
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Okay, so I was on the yearbook staff for a couple of years back in high school. Most of the people on the staff were relatively normal, except for three spergs who hung out in the backroom all of the time, away from everyone else. I was somewhere in between "normal person" and "weird loner" so I had the most contact with this trio.
The lead sperg, an obese neckbeard with long blond hair, was probably the most chill of the three. He was the head editor on the staff so the normal folk saw him the most. He was interested in a variety of autistic pursuits, like animu, LoL and MLP. On the whole though, he was an alright guy. He was weird, but he was decently friendly and he did his job well. He had a lot of fairly autistic nerd T-shirts but he never openly professed his power-level.
The other two spergs were a different story. One was Lead Sperg's friend, a greasy little motherfucker who I'll call "Ponytail" on account of him having a ponytail. The second was Ponytail's horrible "gamur gurl" girlfriend or consort or whatever, and the two of them were annoying beyond belief. Ponytail was a major dick to everybody on the yearbook staff and he never pulled his own weight. He and Girlfriend never helped with design, editing, getting quotes from students, taking photos, or anything. Whenever someone confronted Ponytail about his laziness, he either ignored them or mouthed off to them petulantly. They sat on their asses all year, listening to obnoxious animu music turned up to full blast on the computer speakers. Girlfriend also had a tendency to talk really loudly for no reason in a shrill voice, which didn't endear her to me or anyone else.
Worse yet, they got away with it because 1) they were friends of the head editor and 2) the teacher never felt compelled to tell them to stop being dead weight.
I recall one particularly galling incident where it was the end of the year and the yearbooks had just arrived at the school. Me and a bunch of the other staff members were busy moving the boxes of yearbooks into the yearbook classroom and getting them labeled. Lo and behold, Ponytail is sitting on his ass and not doing anything. So a girl staff member is trying to move a box by him and he's got his legs stretched out, blocking her. She had to tell him to move like three goddamn times before he finally did it, groaning like a little kid while doing so. He didn't start helping move boxes until the day after that, and only because one of the other higher-ups on the staff yelled at him to get on it.
The lead sperg, an obese neckbeard with long blond hair, was probably the most chill of the three. He was the head editor on the staff so the normal folk saw him the most. He was interested in a variety of autistic pursuits, like animu, LoL and MLP. On the whole though, he was an alright guy. He was weird, but he was decently friendly and he did his job well. He had a lot of fairly autistic nerd T-shirts but he never openly professed his power-level.
The other two spergs were a different story. One was Lead Sperg's friend, a greasy little motherfucker who I'll call "Ponytail" on account of him having a ponytail. The second was Ponytail's horrible "gamur gurl" girlfriend or consort or whatever, and the two of them were annoying beyond belief. Ponytail was a major dick to everybody on the yearbook staff and he never pulled his own weight. He and Girlfriend never helped with design, editing, getting quotes from students, taking photos, or anything. Whenever someone confronted Ponytail about his laziness, he either ignored them or mouthed off to them petulantly. They sat on their asses all year, listening to obnoxious animu music turned up to full blast on the computer speakers. Girlfriend also had a tendency to talk really loudly for no reason in a shrill voice, which didn't endear her to me or anyone else.
Worse yet, they got away with it because 1) they were friends of the head editor and 2) the teacher never felt compelled to tell them to stop being dead weight.
I recall one particularly galling incident where it was the end of the year and the yearbooks had just arrived at the school. Me and a bunch of the other staff members were busy moving the boxes of yearbooks into the yearbook classroom and getting them labeled. Lo and behold, Ponytail is sitting on his ass and not doing anything. So a girl staff member is trying to move a box by him and he's got his legs stretched out, blocking her. She had to tell him to move like three goddamn times before he finally did it, groaning like a little kid while doing so. He didn't start helping move boxes until the day after that, and only because one of the other higher-ups on the staff yelled at him to get on it.
ZepFloyd94
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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Shaun 'Foodking' Tysoe, probably the biggest Pokemon-related lolcow I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. As we all know, Pokemon has a tendency to attract lolcows (just look at slugfucker) but this guy really does take the crown as far as people involved with the competitive gaming side of things are concerned.
For starters he's got an ego rivalling OPL's in his prime, perhaps even bigger, thinking he's some sort of world-class competitive Pokemon player and literally going out to every single tournament he can, whether he can afford to or not, just to show the world he's the greatest (he's not, by the way). He even made an article on Wikipedia for himself listing his 'achievements'.He also has a youtube channel where he uploads hilariously godawful song covers which he probably thinks sound better than the original. But that's only the beginning.
Such is his devotion to the magnificent sport that is Pokemon he's managed to get himself into massive amounts of debt, taking out loans to cover his travel costs and not repaying them. This is a man who is literally supposed to have full-time assistance, and yet for the past four years has been travelling across the UK (and occasionally to Europe) totally unaccompanied using money that he doesn't have, pissing off everyone by being loud and obnoxious and thinking he's fucking untouchable. That is, until recently, when he shat his pants at an event and spent the whole day waddling around with his shitty unwashed arsecrack on full display, much to the disgust of everyone around him, which literally led to him being banned by Play! Pokemon for being, in their words, a 'potential health hazard'.
Shockingly, some members of the community were actually appalled by this decision, leading to the creation of a petition asking for the ban to be lifted. Some of the supporters of the petition are lolcows in their own right, honestly, but at least none of them have shit themselves at an event.
For starters he's got an ego rivalling OPL's in his prime, perhaps even bigger, thinking he's some sort of world-class competitive Pokemon player and literally going out to every single tournament he can, whether he can afford to or not, just to show the world he's the greatest (he's not, by the way). He even made an article on Wikipedia for himself listing his 'achievements'.He also has a youtube channel where he uploads hilariously godawful song covers which he probably thinks sound better than the original. But that's only the beginning.
Such is his devotion to the magnificent sport that is Pokemon he's managed to get himself into massive amounts of debt, taking out loans to cover his travel costs and not repaying them. This is a man who is literally supposed to have full-time assistance, and yet for the past four years has been travelling across the UK (and occasionally to Europe) totally unaccompanied using money that he doesn't have, pissing off everyone by being loud and obnoxious and thinking he's fucking untouchable. That is, until recently, when he shat his pants at an event and spent the whole day waddling around with his shitty unwashed arsecrack on full display, much to the disgust of everyone around him, which literally led to him being banned by Play! Pokemon for being, in their words, a 'potential health hazard'.
Shockingly, some members of the community were actually appalled by this decision, leading to the creation of a petition asking for the ban to be lifted. Some of the supporters of the petition are lolcows in their own right, honestly, but at least none of them have shit themselves at an event.
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Growing up in San Francisco and it's surrounding neighboorhoods, I've met my fair share of eccentrics and lolcows. Unfortunately, since I'm rather shy and introverted, I never had an actual relationship with a full blown lolcow. However, in my teen years I spent a lot of time on this blog called OhNoTheyDidn't (acronym ONTD), which was based around celebrity gossip and you could comment on the articles that were posted on there. Because of this, ONTD had a unique culture and neverending drama between some of the more popular commenters. However, the most memorable to me was this chick named Invisible_Cunt. Yes, really.
Invisible_Cunt was this girl in her early to mid 20s who lived in Canada. How did I know this? Well, despite the policy that you couldn't powerlevel about yourself unless it was somehow related to the post that you were commenting in, Invisible_Cunt simply ignored this and never shut the fuck up about herself. She would also talk nonstop about how she was Jewish, that she was 5 ft tall, that she was a virgin, and that she really wanted to bang Zac Efron and one of the hick dads from Teen Mom. Despite being an adult in her 20s, she had the mentality of a 14 year old girl. I guess this one time, this guy who she had the hots for was spending the night at her place because I guess he had to be somewhere near her place early in the morning. Again, how do I know this? Because in pretty much all the threads she posted in, she would comment "OT BUT THIS REALLY HOT BOY IS SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY PLACE I'M SO EXCITED!" Not only did she refer to a guy who I presume was around her age as a "boy" but she also made a big deal about a co ed sleepover that was just between friends. I don't know why anyone in their 20s would make a big deal about that but whatever. I guess eventually she ended up losing her virginity to some other guy because again, she wouldn't stop talking about it. But not before talking about how the ~*sexual non sex things they did before. I think later on, she either was raped or sexually assaulted (According to her, at least). While that is a very traumatic thing to go through and people who have gone through it have different ways of dealing with it that are all equally valid, Invisible_Cunt did the only thing she knew how to do; talk about it constantly in in comments. Even the trial of it.
She was also rude as fuck. This is gonna sound really petty but one time I posted a pic of myself in the Free For All Friday thread (which was pretty much an off topic thread that was posted every Friday afternoon in which you could power level about yourself as much as you like). I was 17 at the time, but guess who decides to come and comment? Her. And guess what she says? "OMG YOU LOOK 13!" And this other time, she was actually defending Zionism and Israel's treatment of Palestinians.
In a sense, I felt kinda bad for her. As a teenager, I was really pathetic and lonely and sometimes I wish I had someone who would listen about the rather mudane stuff in my life. But then I realize that you can be the most popular person in the world, and no one would still give a shit about every little detail about your life and your opinions. So I learned to keep things to myself. Poor Invisible_Cunt never realized this.
Invisible_Cunt was this girl in her early to mid 20s who lived in Canada. How did I know this? Well, despite the policy that you couldn't powerlevel about yourself unless it was somehow related to the post that you were commenting in, Invisible_Cunt simply ignored this and never shut the fuck up about herself. She would also talk nonstop about how she was Jewish, that she was 5 ft tall, that she was a virgin, and that she really wanted to bang Zac Efron and one of the hick dads from Teen Mom. Despite being an adult in her 20s, she had the mentality of a 14 year old girl. I guess this one time, this guy who she had the hots for was spending the night at her place because I guess he had to be somewhere near her place early in the morning. Again, how do I know this? Because in pretty much all the threads she posted in, she would comment "OT BUT THIS REALLY HOT BOY IS SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY PLACE I'M SO EXCITED!" Not only did she refer to a guy who I presume was around her age as a "boy" but she also made a big deal about a co ed sleepover that was just between friends. I don't know why anyone in their 20s would make a big deal about that but whatever. I guess eventually she ended up losing her virginity to some other guy because again, she wouldn't stop talking about it. But not before talking about how the ~*sexual non sex things they did before. I think later on, she either was raped or sexually assaulted (According to her, at least). While that is a very traumatic thing to go through and people who have gone through it have different ways of dealing with it that are all equally valid, Invisible_Cunt did the only thing she knew how to do; talk about it constantly in in comments. Even the trial of it.
She was also rude as fuck. This is gonna sound really petty but one time I posted a pic of myself in the Free For All Friday thread (which was pretty much an off topic thread that was posted every Friday afternoon in which you could power level about yourself as much as you like). I was 17 at the time, but guess who decides to come and comment? Her. And guess what she says? "OMG YOU LOOK 13!" And this other time, she was actually defending Zionism and Israel's treatment of Palestinians.
In a sense, I felt kinda bad for her. As a teenager, I was really pathetic and lonely and sometimes I wish I had someone who would listen about the rather mudane stuff in my life. But then I realize that you can be the most popular person in the world, and no one would still give a shit about every little detail about your life and your opinions. So I learned to keep things to myself. Poor Invisible_Cunt never realized this.
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Babies. They whine and complain whenever they don't get their way, they're horrible at art and constantly shit their pants and do nothing.
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Alright lets expand a bit more on my favorite cow, Chris. I was shooting the shit with some friends this weekend and he was brought up. Apparently there are a few stories I didn't know about him. Spoiler alert, they all end with him going into an Autistic Rage.
The first story was back before I knew him. Chris lives in the white trash area of town and for some reason that area attracts some skateboarders. Chris fancies himself a boarder even though most of his experience skateboarding comes from the Tony Hawk games and the fact all he can do is awkwardly skate a few feet.
But this story isn't about Chris's pro boarding skills. No this story starts after a an exhausting session of boarding. Thirsty, Chris asks for a drink. One friend offered to grab him a drink inside of some apple juice. A few minutes later he comes back out with a nice warm cup of apple juice. Chris drinks it and besides it being warm, proclaims loudly this was the best damn apple juice he ever drank.
Only problem it was actually piss. Yes, my personal lolcow drank some piss and thought it was some of the best juice he ever had. Obviously once he found out, he went berserk, screaming incorherntly and going home. Now you think after something like this, you'd stop being friends with people who made you drink the pee pee. Nope the next day he showed up like nothing happened.
The next story is from a few weeks ago. Chris has this habit of blocking people, and then talking shit about them months after everyone forgot about him. It gets so bad he starts messaging people about it. Well sadly Chris started complaining to the wrong person. You see the person he complained too was with the person he was complaining about. Obviously this lead to some extreme weening but the end result was funny.
Chris and the person he didn't like started to argue over the phone as they called each other on Facebook. While Chris did admit he had back hair that could trap a cat, it quickly started to devolve. A normal person would most likely put down the phone, hang up and try to be the better person. Not my Chris. Instead he keeps shouting over the phone until he descends in what I can only describe as some primal autistic screeching. This goes on for about 5 minutes with him just screaming into the phone, just babbling and yelling words into the phone before finally hanging up. It was surreal. Think about Jace screaming after being shown a dick but higher pitch and stuck on a loop. People laughed but during the whole episode, the room was silent, not knowing what to make of the insane yelling on the other end.
The first story was back before I knew him. Chris lives in the white trash area of town and for some reason that area attracts some skateboarders. Chris fancies himself a boarder even though most of his experience skateboarding comes from the Tony Hawk games and the fact all he can do is awkwardly skate a few feet.
But this story isn't about Chris's pro boarding skills. No this story starts after a an exhausting session of boarding. Thirsty, Chris asks for a drink. One friend offered to grab him a drink inside of some apple juice. A few minutes later he comes back out with a nice warm cup of apple juice. Chris drinks it and besides it being warm, proclaims loudly this was the best damn apple juice he ever drank.
Only problem it was actually piss. Yes, my personal lolcow drank some piss and thought it was some of the best juice he ever had. Obviously once he found out, he went berserk, screaming incorherntly and going home. Now you think after something like this, you'd stop being friends with people who made you drink the pee pee. Nope the next day he showed up like nothing happened.
The next story is from a few weeks ago. Chris has this habit of blocking people, and then talking shit about them months after everyone forgot about him. It gets so bad he starts messaging people about it. Well sadly Chris started complaining to the wrong person. You see the person he complained too was with the person he was complaining about. Obviously this lead to some extreme weening but the end result was funny.
Chris and the person he didn't like started to argue over the phone as they called each other on Facebook. While Chris did admit he had back hair that could trap a cat, it quickly started to devolve. A normal person would most likely put down the phone, hang up and try to be the better person. Not my Chris. Instead he keeps shouting over the phone until he descends in what I can only describe as some primal autistic screeching. This goes on for about 5 minutes with him just screaming into the phone, just babbling and yelling words into the phone before finally hanging up. It was surreal. Think about Jace screaming after being shown a dick but higher pitch and stuck on a loop. People laughed but during the whole episode, the room was silent, not knowing what to make of the insane yelling on the other end.
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not a person that i know, but i was at the doctor's office a little while ago when i saw one of those crazy ladies with the reborn dolls.
William Clinton
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So I found this guy when messing around on Youtube. He is strange like really strange, words can't explain just how this strange so the best I can do is post a link to his youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgNNKE83CQoala7Ptl4ifA
Also I may or may not be the "girl" responsible for this video
Your welcome. :-)
Apparently he has aids and was happy to share it with his ex girlfriend who retaliated by doing voodoo on him. I, just... words cannot explain. I hope someone else watches this and enjoys it as much as I have :-)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCgNNKE83CQoala7Ptl4ifA
Also I may or may not be the "girl" responsible for this video
Your welcome. :-)
Apparently he has aids and was happy to share it with his ex girlfriend who retaliated by doing voodoo on him. I, just... words cannot explain. I hope someone else watches this and enjoys it as much as I have :-)
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It sounds like this guy is a real chode.
Do you have any more stories about him?
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- Dec 29, 2014
i sadly don't really have anything funny about it, other than it freaked me the fuck out when i realized it was a fake baby. the reborn community are a bit of lolcows too, and started a feud when a willam beatdown-esque commentary was uploaded and claimed it was "bullying" (reminder these are grown women). i have a few links about it, but i don't think it warrants a thread.