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git gud"Only allowing the winners to save for a golden gun is extremely ableist."
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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Ryan's not trans. He's just a fatass with a tiny dick. It's body dysmorphia, not gender dysphoria.
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Very interesting breakdown. Based on this info, i'm assuming that the number of Kevin's tweets from before 2017 is negligible (<100).
Taking the tweet from the 24th of January mentioned in your post as the beginning of the descent:
Ah yes... 128 tweets a day. That seems reasonable.
5.3 tweets averaged per hour, uninterrupted? A tweet every 20 minutes, for 4 years?
It seems a twitter high is comparable to crack in duration.
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Raised by Nikeleodein/MTV."well ackchyually all tomboys are trannies" - kevin gibes
What will the adults raised by eternally online cellphones look like?
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If we assume that he sleeps for ten hours, that comes out to 9.14 tweets every waking hour.
If they're unlucky, they'll look like Kevin.
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"Anything is fuckable if you believe it in your heart!"
Truer words never spoken.
Truer words never spoken.
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PISS ROBOTS
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It's been 25 fucking years since I saw an episode of Clarissa but iirc she wasn't even that tomboy-ish. No real sports interests, no pictures of muscle cars on her wall. She just talked sassy and bullied her younger brother (who was kind of a shitstain). I fail to see how "normal girl does normal girl things" speaks to the trans experience.
Actually, now that I think on it, most trannies seem to like those cutesie uguu slice of life animoos....
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NICKELODEON, damn. 90’s kids seem to come out sort of retarded anyway, apparently.
iCarly seems like the oughts version of Clarissa, so who knows
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He's just a depressed fat masochistic sad little pile of secrets that I would not have sex with.
Looks like Kevin will be getting the COVID-19 vaccine tomorrow. This is weird because I thought you had to be older or have medical high-risk conditions to be eligible.
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Colorado Vaccine Eligibility:
Current Phase: All those age 50 and older, people with high-risk conditions and some front-line workers, as defined by Phase 1b.4, are now eligible to receive a vaccine in Colorado.
Next Phase: Plans for Phase 2 are forthcoming, although they are expected in late April, and will include eligibility for the general public. (source)
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God I wanna see his huge autistic transformers cityscape set up through the tranch so bad.
One of the other tenacious unicorns comes stomping inside after a rough, hot day mucking alpaca shit out of the rape shed, breaking one of the little roads kevvie so diligently made out of old hot pockets boxes and the duck tape from mistresses sex dungeon. Upon hearing the distinct crinkle of hot pocket boxes, the amhole awakens from his 10 hour slumber, hungering. But as he peers down to the living room below, where he's set up the gas station, hospital and strip club for his gay uwu plastic robots, he sees the destruction. Fearing for his life, the offending troon quickly makes up a lie.
"I-I was just acting out a giantess crush fetish uwu"
Kevin OwOs in response, and the tenacious unicorn knows he's in the clear when he hears the distressed, high pitched humm of the hitachi wand, on the brink of failure, as kevvie masturbated to his lie.
I'm so sorry.
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"I-I was just acting out a giantess crush fetish uwu"
Kevin OwOs in response, and the tenacious unicorn knows he's in the clear when he hears the distressed, high pitched humm of the hitachi wand, on the brink of failure, as kevvie masturbated to his lie.
I'm so sorry.
Don't do drugs kids
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Alex mack > Clarissa
Kevin < a literal hole full of dead alpacas
Kevin < a literal hole full of dead alpacas
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Nick? Maybe. MTV? Pretty sure you'd think all of this was dumb and r.etarded. At least MTV from the 90's.
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If he has regrets about doing something irreversible like this just wait until he finds out he mangled his genitals!
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They were/are both owned by Viacom.
The subsidaries of Media conglomerates are just different flavors of the same autism.
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Pot, meet kettle.
Not rewarding people who lose is not ableist.
Let me just point out that being overweight is a pre-existing condition.
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Kevin doesn't even leave the ranch and all his issues are self inflicted. Waste of the vaccine.
I cant wait for the tweets about the side effects though.
I cant wait for the tweets about the side effects though.
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I had to edit this into the OP because that is some aggressive, unabashed grooming right there. This is absolutely repulsive, and it is the kind of behavior which would be dismissed as paranoia if it wasn't legitimately happening right in front of your eyes.
And no Kevin, you can't have sex with Pokemon. Primarily because they're not real, but secondly because they're animals and their depictions of understanding humans is an exaggeration of how pet owners humanize their animals. You know, "platonically," that word you struggle to understand so much?
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Body dysmorphia implies your brain is screwed in the way it sees itself for the worse (for example thinking you're an ogre or horrifically deformed if you just have a bit of a fivehead). If you're a fatass and disgusted by it, that's just being normal.
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Kev confirms that he does indeed keep overloading the Tranch's cheap Chinese generator and shutting down everyone's power. This would shut down the lighting, the power to everyone else's electronics, the fridges, freezers and washing machine, any power tools the other tranchers are using to do ranch stuff, all their security equipment, the heat lamps keeping their animals alive, everything. I don't know how easy it is to cook with no light or electricity, even if the oven itself isn't electric. No microwave, no kettle, no light to see what you're doing with gas-powered appliances.
Kevin's chief concern about the above is how it's affecting his Overwatch rankings.
It's almost beyond parody. I'm surprised Bonnie hasn't ventilated him already.