The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

DA TRANCHAS SHOULDA JUST PAINTED DEM TRUKK RED

In the Sick of It said:

The blur is probably added so you can get a feel of what's it's like to wake up after being drugged and dragged to the ranch to do slave labor processing yarn.

I wonder who processes their shit quality yarn. We already know they take bulk fiber to be processed elsewhere, but what happens after that? Are they doing it themselves or have some other middleman that doesn't know what they're doing?

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I thought earlier the thread it was mentioned it's processed in Washington or Oregon, but I could be misremembering.

SmokeyMcRunFast said:

Yes, the amount of work I have had to do to stop my ducks from trying to swim in their waterer is obscene. There is a reason most cattle troughs are made y’all enough that the livestock can’t get in them. I have seen one where the rancher ended up putting fencing that the cattle count only get their head through around the large water troughs on the property to prevent them from bathing in it.

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This is what it's done a lot of the time, and it makes things incredibly easier. But i've seen too some things like water tanks with a small opening from which cattle can drink. It was some time ago, but i remember the cows approaching the thing and drinking from the water dispenser.

But when it comes to the tranch, one would hope that after seeing their animals polluting the water they might do something about it.

UselessRubberKeyboard said:

And now they're farming sheep by removing every lamb from its mother and taking it into the house to uwu bottle feed like we're real mommas. Jesus christ, these men have no clue about animal husbandry, fibre, or yarn at all. None.

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We alerady know they are larpers that want to indulge their fantasies. If they wanted to make money, they would put work on their animals and make sure they are healthy and well fed. Or better yet, also plan to produce animal feeding in their farm. Not only to feed their animals but also to sell.

Kobra_Kommander said:

Is this typical for the Farms?

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You been to the MovieBob thread? Half of the talk is about logistics, religion, the frailty of national infrastructure... It's incredible how much information and discussion about certain topics you can get when a cow flaunts their ignorance

Kobra_Kommander said:

I'm new here, I actually joined because of this shit show, but it astounds me the wide variety of sperging and autism the Tranch brings together.

Guns and Tactical LARPing gear (myself), animal husbandry and agriculture, auto and equipment mechanics, knitters, all coming together because these True & Honest Nutjobs are failing so completely at everything. It's actually quite beautiful. Is this typical for the Farms?

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Yeah, pretty much. It's beautiful, in an autistic way.

Kobra_Kommander said:

Guns and Tactical LARPing gear (myself), animal husbandry and agriculture, auto and equipment mechanics, knitters

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I think we're only allowed to call them knittas.

I added an "Earl" option to the poll, mainly because I like the idea of an invisible saboteur who the tranch keeps identifying by name.

Thank you.

I just changed my vote to EARL!

break these cuffs said:

There is probably one or two in either Off-Topic or General, although I suspect most of the conversation regarding them goes on in cow threads where they fuck it all up like with most off topic type threads. If you're looking for a race car driver and mechanic who has zero actual skills or knowledge to laugh at, I suggest John Flynt/Brianna Wu. He actively talks about cars, is a giant pill addicted tranny ghoul who owns 3 Porsches, wrecked one backing into a bollard, drove another across country with low oil immediately after buying, has killed a TT, gets made fun of on car forums, and so much more! John is an expert at all things despite doing nothing besides sitting on his couch, tweeting, and spending money to win at mobile games. He has also had several laughably terrible runs for Congress.

I'll let you find out about his motorcycle yourself.

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Oh boy, that sounds right up my alley. I've seen that name floating around but I normally stay out of the topics that have outdated OPs or require a lot of reading to get caught up.

I'll have to give this one a shot, thanks!

UselessRubberKeyboard said:

Philellope chose alpaca yarn farming as the cover because it's the only 'girly' farm grift he could think of.

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They should have been Tenacious Unicorn Animal Sanctuary with a small number of easy to care for animals. Then they wouldn't have to bother selling yarn and could fully focus on e-begging, and with costs minimized the donation hauls would translate into big profits instead of being eaten up by their ballooning expenses. Also, they'd probably bring in more donations with 20 well-groomed animals instead of 200+ neglected ones.

Kobra_Kommander said:

I'm new here, I actually joined because of this shit show, but it astounds me the wide variety of sperging and autism the Tranch brings together.

Guns and Tactical LARPing gear (myself), animal husbandry and agriculture, auto and equipment mechanics, knitters, all coming together because these True & Honest Nutjobs are failing so completely at everything. It's actually quite beautiful. Is this typical for the Farms?

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Agreed. These degenerates manage to piss off everyone who is not a degenerate themselves. You know you're in trouble when you summon the wrath of the knitters. I wonder if you have touched on a new method in diplomacy: get warring nations/ethic groups to read this thread. Maybe they'll realize they have more in common than they think.

Ghjkl63 said:

Where those pictures taken on the bathroom floor or something?

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No, we've seen their bathroom floor.

Pencilvester said:

They should have been Tenacious Unicorn Animal Sanctuary with a small number of easy to care for animals. Then they wouldn't have to bother selling yarn and could fully focus on e-begging, and with costs minimized the donation hauls would translate into big profits instead of being eaten up by their ballooning expenses. Also, they'd probably bring in more donations with 20 well-groomed animals instead of 200+ neglected ones.

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There absolutely do exist farms for rescue animals, staffed by volunteers and subsisting on donations, visitor admission fees, gift shop sales, and so on. These places take in various animals that other people couldn’t care for, and make sure they have happy lives.

It’s not easy work, since most animals require at least some degree of human care beyond food, water, and cleaning up their shit. On top of maintaining the property, you wind up with a very wide variety of critters which all have their own diets and require different forms of care — shearing and/or hoof trimming and/or brushing and/or nailcare and so on, and that’s not even getting into their mental needs. Since rescue animals tend to come in with various physical/behavioral/emotional health problems, you need regular veterinary assistance and a heart full of love. If your animals are sharing land then knowing their individual dispositions and making sure they all get along is even more important. All that gets stacked on top of maintaining the buildings they live in and the land they live on, and maintaining the equipment you use to do the maintaining.

Powerlevel: While on vacation I once visited such a rescue farm, run by various strains of volunteer and full of innumerable species of animal, and while it was an amazing experience it was also painfully clear that the people there worked sunrise to sundown on the easiest of days, just to keep all the animals safe, healthy, and happy. Particularly telling was how well-behaved every animal that I came into contact with was; many were clearly coached on where they could or couldn’t follow people. It was the kind of place that you only work at because you fucking love animals with all your being and nothing makes you happier than caring for them.

The Tranch is a sharp contrast. These people don’t give a flying fuck about their animals beyond that they’re cute to look at for a bit. The troons photograph and play dressup with their animals and then ignore them in favor of vidya games. The Tranch isn’t a rescue farm; it’s why rescue farms fucking exist.

Cerabella said:

The pacas are bathing and pissing in their drinking water

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Late, but worth pointing out the brown one with its leg in the trough, repeatedly kicking the side whilst staring vacantly into space, because that's the kind of thing really miserable animals do.

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so i am gonna be real.... their shooting range is just a pile of alpaca shit (at first i thought it was dirt then i realized) and a target. such big tough gun shooters they are. not a gun sperg but have been to enough ranges and at enough peoples houses with shooting set ups and thats... thats just sad.

I was JUST wondering when the next chance to flex my gun autism ITT would come.
That's a HORRIBLE backstop. It's tiny on all sides, not backed by anything (and not thick enough to not need a backing), and just loosely shoveled together. You need to get actual earthmoving equipment (or spend an inordinate amount of time doing it by hand) to properly pack the dirt together. I expect bullets to just go right through that backstop sometimes, and for the troons to end up shooting over/around it on accident, especially in their "training drills." See this?

This is a proper way to do a berm. Big ass hunks of lumber backing it, old tires are also good (preferably both), and the dirt formed and compacted into a cohesive shape. Give it some time for plant life to proliferate to protect against erosion and you're gold. It's not hard, it's not expensive, you do it one time and you're done. Fuckin' troons.
ONE steel target and it's "almost done?" For fuck's sake. They'll probably e-beg for more targets too, and/or get the really shitty cheap ones that deform fast.

EDIT: also, use real dirt instead of manure. I hope they get their hands on some tracers or incendiary rounds, so they can make a giant flaming pile of shit.

S.C.U.D. said:

I was JUST wondering when the next chance to flex my gun autism ITT would come.
That's a HORRIBLE backstop. It's tiny on all sides, not backed by anything (and not thick enough to not need a backing), and just loosely shoveled together. You need to get actual earthmoving equipment (or spend an inordinate amount of time doing it by hand) to properly pack the dirt together. I expect bullets to just go right through that backstop sometimes, and for the troons to end up shooting over/around it on accident, especially in their "training drills." See this?
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This is a proper way to do a berm. Big ass hunks of lumber backing it, old tires are also good (preferably both), and the dirt formed and compacted into a cohesive shape. Give it some time for plant life to proliferate to protect against erosion and you're gold. It's not hard, it's not expensive, you do it one time and you're done. Fuckin' troons.
ONE steel target and it's "almost done?" For fuck's sake. They'll probably e-beg for more targets too, and/or get the really shitty cheap ones that deform I'm also willing to bet it's at the edge of their property given the fence position.

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Also keep in mind they want to shoot .300Win Mag at. Missing high could have .223 going through that berm. Given their mag dump while bouncing around like a retard training regime, I see the berm taking a lot of rounds. Nice job putting it on the very edge of the property too.