Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.3%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 52 12.1%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.5%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 139 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 4.0%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 20 4.7%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.6%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    430
It's curious that he has never looked into something like M-Turk. I did that for a few months, and one hit got me over $50. You just need the plugins that show you requester ratings. He can give his opinions on all sorts of issues in surveys, and get about $20 bucks a day for a couple of hours of refreshing and about 45 minutes of actual survey-taking.

Lou has an abundance of time along with grease, tablets, phones and chutzpah. Yes I know, that takes effort.
 
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lmao. Keep diggin' dude.
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Is this the next Boozy--a semi-famous blue checkmark Lou gloms onto and becomes a relentless reply-guy, inserting himself into his personal affairs and notice-me-senpai-ing all damn day long? I felt so bad watching that dude egg him on, because Lou's kind of like a vampire, in that you have to give him an opening. If you invite him in, though, he'll never fucking leave you alone. That was Boozy's problem, if I remember correctly--he gave polite, minimal responses to Lou, which Lou interpreted as an enthusiastic invitation to a mutual friendship, and then chimped out when Boozy failed to participate in the delusion to his satisfaction. It kind of reminds me of those stalkers who fantasize a relationship with a famous person, and then get violent when someone doesn't go along with their delusion.

Also, @Turael, didn't something like that happen at Anthrocon at something? If I remember correctly, Lou just decided some rando was his friend and freaked out when the guy didn't play along and hang out with him enough? We've seen this happen repeatedly on Twitter, but I feel like one of our undercover operatives heard second-hand about him freaking out like that in meatspace, too.
 
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Happy 1000 Pages!!!
Here's my contribution: 1000 pages of grifting. Enjoy! (Best viewed in Fullscreen)

This video contains all the tweets I could grab during a quick run-through of the thread (a couple of weeks ago), in which Lou either grifts for money or admits to owning something he shouldn't, as a poor disabled trans woman. There are also some jokes in there, such as Mama Gag's Facebook post, a couple of thread screenshots, etc. But apart from those, every tweet is in chronological order, barring a few mistakes I'm sure I made. Lou's foot hole landing where it did was a happy coincidence. I hope you enjoyed the video; it was a blast to tweak it to be just how I wanted.
The song is Lunchmoney Lewis' 'Bills'
And my video is heavily influenced by this YouTube video, 'The Office Lady', by Optional Objective (to the point I straight-up stole the audio). The subject material is degenerate, but the editing is absolutely sublime.
Here's the full timeline I teased earlier:
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Here's to many more adventures!
 
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1000 pages.

1000 goddamn pages.

In under a fucking year and a half.

Fucking wow.

Congrats, Lou, on what will end up being your only noteworthy achievement in life.

We definitely picked up the pace in these past hundred, but considering the previous 100 were the second slowest, it only made sense we'd see that increase. Still a far cry from the speed run he managed in the 600s. Louie's activity has still been subdued compared to the past, which I suspect is due to the callouts from Corust and pals bringing more awareness of Lou's bullshit. He keeps toying with trying to be a better person, but we all know it will NEVER happen.

Pages 1-100 - 116 days
Pages 101-200 - 44 days
Pages 201-300 - 42 days
Pages 301-400 - 38 days
Pages 401-500 - 53 days
Pages 501-600 - 49 days
Pages 601-700 - 24 days
Pages 701-800 - 47 days
Pages 801-900 - 73 days
Pages 901-1000 - 59 days

Here's to the next 1000!
 
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I even got you the gay colored ones lou. Happy 1,000!

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Minister Burroughs said:
Happy 1000 Pages!!!
Here's my contribution: 1000 pages of grifting. Enjoy! (Best viewed in Fullscreen)
View attachment 2423073
This video contains all the tweets I could grab during a quick run-through of the thread (a couple of weeks ago), in which Lou either grifts for money or admits to owning something he shouldn't, as a poor disabled trans woman. There are also some jokes in there, such as Mama Gag's Facebook post, a couple of thread screenshots, etc. But apart from those, every tweet is in chronological order, barring a few mistakes I'm sure I made. Lou's foot hole landing where it did was a happy coincidence. I hope you enjoyed the video; it was a blast to tweak it to be just how I wanted.
The song is Lunchmoney Lewis' 'Bills'
And my video is heavily influenced by this YouTube video, 'The Office Lady', by Optional Objective (to the point I straight-up stole the audio). The subject material is degenerate, but the editing is absolutely sublime.
Here's the full timeline I teased earlier:
View attachment 2423116
Here's to many more adventures!
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Holy fuck that's awesome and i feel shame sharing it with my paltry firework gif.
 
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To mark this momentous occasion, I'd like to share some words with you, my fellow Lou-watchers, we happy few, we band of brothers. We've weathered a bewildering net of lies, endless chimpouts, and existentially bizarre repetitiveness. Allow me to share some verse with you, which I hope will encompass the perverse attractiveness and existential despair of our eternal charge:
The sea is calm to-night.
The tide is full, he moon lies fair
Upon the straits; on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand,
Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay.
Come to the window, sweet is the night-air!
Only, from the long line of spray
Where the sea meets the moon-blanched land,
Listen! you hear the grating roar
Of pebbles which the waves draw back, and fling,
At their return, up the high strand,
Begin, and cease, and then again begin,
With tremulous cadence slow, and bring
The eternal note of sadness in.

Sophocles long ago
Heard it on the Aegaean, and it brought
Into his mind the turbid ebb and flow
Of human misery; we
Find also in the sound a thought,
Hearing it by this distant northern sea.

The Sea of Faith
\Was once, too, at the full and round earth's shore
Lay like the folds of a bright girdle furled.
But now I only hear
Its melancholy, long, withdrawing roar,
Retreating, to the breath
Of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear
And naked shingles of the world.

Ah, love, let us be true
To one another! for the world, which seems
To lie before us like a land of dreams,
So various, so beautiful, so new,
Hath really neigher joy, nor love, nor light,
Nor certitude, nor peace, nor help for pain;
And here we are as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.
-Matthew Arnold, "Dover Beach"
Keep in mind that the guy that wrote that? He has the same job that Lou claims to have. I'm borderline commie, so I'm about as far from those Deus Volt guys as you can get, but it's hard not to feel depressed when you compare "The Masque of Anarchy" to Lou's TFTG furry porn. Maybe degenerates really do belong on the cross--but then where would we get our entertainment?
 
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Oh, for the fucking love of fuck. You fucking people are going to do this to me on a fucking Saturday, when I threw my fucking back out moving a fucking bookcase and am in absolute goddamn pain, and am also day drunk as fuck and not in the fucking mood to do fucking anything? Fine, assholes, here's your fucking content:

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Congratulations, Lou. Congratulations, all you dicksmacks. Usernames (fuck, I wish I'd never started this):
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Tablets:
Tablet Number​
ModelOwnership History
1​
Unknown iPadGave to nephew 2019/12/25
2​
Unknown iPadGave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3​
iPad Mini 5Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4​
iPad Air 3*Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5​
iPad 9.7 inchSelling as of 8/14
6​
iPad Pro 11Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7​
iPad Mini 5 (2nd)Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8​
iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9​
Galaxy Tab S6 Lite"Gifted" 12/5
10​
iPad 8th gen 32G*Bought 12/22; gave to his mother 2021/01/18 or earlier
11​
iPad Air 4Bought 2021/01/08, selling 2/8
12​
Kindle Fire 7Bought circa 1/17
13​
"cheap" 7-inch Android"Gifted" 2/3
14​
iPad Mini 5* (3rd)Bought 2/14
15​
iPad Air 4 (2nd)Bought circa 3/25
16​
Galaxy Tab S6 Lite (2nd)"Gifted" 8/1

Devices:
Computer Number​
ModelOwnership History
1​
Asus Vivobook gaming laptopOwned as of 2020/03/12
2​
Dell Latitude D630* with Ubuntu 18.04Bought c. 5/19
3​
Lenovo Chromebook n21Selling 7/12
4​
Samsung Chromebook 4+Acquired 7/17, selling 8/15
5​
Lenovo Chromebook s340-14Selling 8/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.")
6​
Microsoft Surface Pro 2Owned as of 8/16
7​
Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu)Bought 8/19, selling 10/18
8​
MacBook AirBought 10/16, selling 2020/02/04
9​
Acer Chromebook Spin 311Bought 2021/01/01; "gave to nephew" before 1/9, but also put it up for sale on 1/9; put up for sale again 2/9
10​
Samsung Chromebook ProBought 2/8; broke 7/7
11​
Gaming laptop ("5+ years old")Bought 2/8
12​
HP 15*/Acer Aspire 5 2019*Bought circa 3/25, gave to mother 7/13
13​
Intel NUCOwned as of 6/5
14​
ChromebookBought 7/16, broke 8/30
15​
Dell LatitudeReceived from mother 7/16, gave back to mother circa 8/30
16​
Unknown ChromebookOrdered 9/5

How about y'all go fuck yourselves now and leave me the fuck alone. Thanks.
 
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