LGBT 02-26-17 Chris sees a ghost

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I can see what he's sorta going for with the ghost comment.

I also believe it is only because Chris is so goddamn immature in his mind that he posted this like a 5 year old figuring out the same logic to seeing Jesus in a cheeto.
 
damnit i thought chris was being delusional again and i wanted to make a joke about Bob fuck you op
 
Perhaps this is Chris showing a new, more introspective side of himself, now that he is 35 years old. Perhaps, in fact, the orange peel, is a metaphor, a peel, a carapace of a previous life, a mere ghost of its former existence. Indeed, this simple post could contain a deeper introspection of an unrecognized, untapped intellect, a true poet and philosopher of the 21st century. Perhaps he, in turn, feels himself to be part of the orange peel, his former life represented in the trash held within his had, whilst his soul, now older, now more experienced from the trials and tribulations of the autistic mind and heart. Will he rise to the occasion and press forward, brave like that orange who decided to give it's lifeblood to a greater good, or will he, like its ghost, fade away into obsolescence? Or even more plausible, was this just an exercise to see how many people would actually bother to read this entire paragraph on complete hogwash? If so, congratulations - you are an exceptional, thanks for playing. And no, Chris is not getting better.
 
I just looked up what toys are in McDonald's Happy Meals now, and they're Lego Batman. I think it's pretty obvious why he's buying those Happy Meals.

Also, those little fucking oranges are delicious, though I prefer the clementines.



They do have Lego Batman toys now.
Stating the obvious, but most 35 year old men who buy happy meals are doing so for a child. But when you're a fat autistic manchild, I suppose this is to be expected.
 
Perhaps this is Chris showing a new, more introspective side of himself, now that he is 35 years old. Perhaps, in fact, the orange peel, is a metaphor, a peel, a carapace of a previous life, a mere ghost of its former existence. Indeed, this simple post could contain a deeper introspection of an unrecognized, untapped intellect, a true poet and philosopher of the 21st century. Perhaps he, in turn, feels himself to be part of the orange peel, his former life represented in the trash held within his had, whilst his soul, now older, now more experienced from the trials and tribulations of the autistic mind and heart. Will he rise to the occasion and press forward, brave like that orange who decided to give it's lifeblood to a greater good, or will he, like its ghost, fade away into obsolescence? Or even more plausible, was this just an exercise to see how many people would actually bother to read this entire paragraph on complete hogwash? If so, congratulations - you are an exceptional, thanks for playing. And no, Chris is not getting better.

I wanted to make this joke but I didn't know if it was worth the effort to type it out and now I can see it wasn't so thanks.
 
Hey, check it out: Orange Ghost.
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