Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good - Fat Autist Mad About Everything

[Somar]

FBI takes a look, oh its just some manchild with a mind of a 10 year old bitching about getting bullied again let's not waste our time and ignore it

I went there. It's the Internet Crime Complaint Center for the FBI. Think about that.

He's sent in a complaint about us talking about him and pointing out his follies to the fucking FBI.

Somebody needs to shoop Null's face onto a "Top 10 Most Wanted" poster and send it to him saying they'll get right on it.

How long till you think he'll start bitching about the FBI also not doing jack shit to fix his problems?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

How long till you think he'll start bitching about the FBI also not doing jack shit to fix his problems?

Unless somebody else brings this to his attention I'm guessing never. His way of doing things seems to be complain and ignore. Once he's made the complaint he keeps doing what he's doing because he thinks it's going to be taken care of. It's only later, when it's brought to his attention again, that he flips his shit again and writes another e-mail or makes a video about it.

 

[Without A Gout]

I went there. It's the Internet Crime Complaint Center for the FBI. Think about that.

He's sent in a complaint about us talking about him and pointing out his follies to the fucking FBI.

I bet you any money the people overseeing those reports are probably laughing their asses off most of the time from all of the reports they get. So many Tumblristas and Blake's...

Well guys it's official Blake now knows we exist

Also the guy who gave him that warning was me. I was trying to get this website to his attention so he can make a hilariously bad video rant about it or hell even better join the site so he can try and defend himself just like @x86x2 does on his own thread.

In the words of a great Nintendo executive: My body is ready.

 

[Somar]

good news and bad news
the bad news is blake's made a new video that's not about kiwi farms but rather ign again

the good news is that ign has finally come to their senses and permanently banned blake for good so hopefully no more I got banned from ign rants.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

good news and bad news
the bad news is blake's made a new video that's not about kiwi farms but rather ign again

the good news is that ign has finally come to their senses and permanently banned blake for good so hopefully no more I got banned from ign rants.

He'll probably make a rant about IGN not unbanning him and show us all the emails he's sent them demanding to be unbanned. Whether that is the last one or the last one will be when some poor schmuck has to send him a response like, "stop emailing us. You're banned. Get over it" remains to be seen.

 

[Without A Gout]

If Blake is going to make videos, he sure makes it easy to find dirt/powerleveling/other sensitive material about himself:

You created an alt account asking why your previous account got banned. That explains the permabanning.

Blake jumping the gun and demanding residence and class info at Eastern Illinois University. He hasn't even applied there yet. Maybe it's the new "Power of Four"

More generalized sperging about stuff we know about. I feel for the poor people at Nintendo of America that have to constantly respond to this guy (and guys like him).

His complaint (probably about us fine folks at KiwiFarms) to the Internet Crime Complaint Center. Special thanks for not blurring out the complaint number as well. It begins...

Note the post above his that is minimized...

Too goddamn easy.

 

[Bugaboo]

So with all the smuggling, human trafficing, ogranized crime and druglords the FBI are probably dealing with they will drop everything to help this one autistic manchild who people are laughing at on the internet for acting like a tardmonkey

I love when cows think what we do is illegal here, it's exactly the same as celebrity gossip but just on the internet

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

I'm not quite sure I agree with this.

Outright telling a lolcow about this place seems like cheating to me. It's much better for them to find places like this on their own.

Normally I would agree with you. However this thread has existed a while without the subject finding us. In addition, this person is guaranteed to flip out... so it is a safe bet that it was worth it.

 

[JesusWithBazookaz79]

i find this more hilarious that the university would take him on a course with autistics like him, a special needs course

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Blake jumping the gun and demanding residence and class info at Eastern Illinois University. He hasn't even applied there yet. Maybe it's the new "Power of Four"

Huh, does this mean he is actually interested in higher education?

I mean, sure, it's silly to apply for living space before applying to be enrolled, and sure, Blake might not be smart enough for any college... but at least he is interested, i'll give him props for that.

However, given Blake's bigotry, lack of patience, and inability to deal with criticism... I highly doubt he would do well in college regardless.

 

[LordDarkrai]

I thought he would be a type that's not interested in college, but I guess I was wrong seeing that picture. Part of me thinks that he's just using it to be away from his mom or something.

 

[JesusWithBazookaz79]

"im sorry teacher but i can't work with black people, i got bullied by one before"

 

[nad7155]

This shitbag always complains that people hate him because of AUTISM.

It's not the 'tism.

It's because he his a major prick.

He makes CWC look humble.

 

[Shokew]

You know, I've always said this guy needed to go his sorry ass to school if he ever wanted to get anywhere with being a cartoonist - too bad I know he's faking what could be seen as some legitimately good ambition to get his shit together and stop suckin' on his mom's tits for comfort!

 

[MalWart]

Blake jumping the gun and demanding residence and class info at Eastern Illinois University. He hasn't even applied there yet. Maybe it's the new "Power of Four"

I'm partly convinced that his mommy pushed him to do that and he begrudgingly gave in. Blake strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't engage in anything unless it involves cartoons, video games, and all that other shit.

 

[Without A Gout]

I'm partly convinced that his mommy pushed him to do that and he begrudgingly gave in. Blake strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't engage in anything unless it involves cartoons, video games, and all that other shit.

He probably thinks college will be like high school, where he was (most likely) given very easy courses and pushed him along until graduation at age 20. It could very well be that way if it's a specialized school for autistic people.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'm partly convinced that his mommy pushed him to do that and he begrudgingly gave in. Blake strikes me as the kind of person who doesn't engage in anything unless it involves cartoons, video games, and all that other shit.

Yeah, he strikes as that sort. I also get the feeling he did jack shit in those classes unless he was forced. Or was merely left to his own devices, thus not getting the right education or some crap like that.

Either way, it's obvious "he no good in smarts department".

 

[MalWart]

Yeah, he strikes as that sort. I also get the feeling he did jack shit in those classes unless he was forced. Or was merely left to his own devices, thus not getting the right education or some crap like that.

Either way, it's obvious "he no good in smarts department".

I'm convinced he tuned out any instruction that was given by his teachers and just stared at his Pokemon cards all class long.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

The thing is, Blake, for his own good, needs to shut off the internet.

No, I'm serious. It clearly causes him misery. It also distracts him. Doing something productive like applying to a community college (even if token) would still be better for him in the long run... and would practice the frontal lobe enough for him to procrastinate less.

This is not the kind of case that gets turned around in a day... but part of why Blake is so irksome is that his situation is, actually, one that is relatively easy to turn around. He is not physically disabled and can do entry level work. He is not like Aaron McCluske... he can function on his own.

He just chooses not to. He sits in front of the computer all day being nasty to everyone.

 

[MalWart]

The thing is, Blake, for his own good, needs to shut off the internet.

If only the lumberjack came back from the dead to ensure that happens...