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Doctor of Autism said:
Still spends his time seething

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Mad about reddit karma

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Sperging about Time Machine

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Malding over the 3DS on a subreddit related to the N6

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Blake seems to be having a really bad day from what I am hearing. If only he could touch grass for the first time in years because the internet is really getting under his skin. The fact he would continue seething over getting downvotes and the "ugly ass big video player" over and over again is the reason his posts constantly and are rightfully getting downvoted in the first place. It's ironic how the "ugly ass big video player" is more of a concern for him than the COPPA update considering the COPPA update has had a real negative effect on YouTube channels trying to get by with what they have (That update still hurts my brain a lot). Speaking of which. How does he get the idea that people hate the 2002 adaptation of the Time Machine when nearly 80% of the people have a positive outlook on the film with a weighted score of 6/10? Reminds me of the days Blake thinks the new Doraemon was hated based on that one negative review that completely contrasts the numerous positive reviews.
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Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Blake seems to be having a really bad day from what I am hearing. If only he could touch grass for the first time in years because the internet is really getting under his skin. The fact he would continue seething over getting downvotes and the "ugly ass big video player" over and over again is the reason his posts constantly and are rightfully getting downvoted in the first place. It's ironic how the "ugly ass big video player" is more of a concern for him than the COPPA update considering the COPPA update has had a real negative effect on YouTube channels trying to get by with what they have (That update still hurts my brain a lot). Speaking of which. How does he get the idea that people hate the 2002 adaptation of the Time Machine when nearly 80% of the people have a positive outlook on the film with a weighted score of 6/10?
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Not to be pedantic, but the ratings are much different on Rotten Tomatoes

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But even if it wasn't and there were people who disliked it, remember Blake is the same guy who thinks people would've appreciated Dumb and Dumber 2 because at least they weren't being beheaded by ISIS.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Not to be pedantic, but the ratings are much different on Rotten Tomatoes

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But even if it wasn't and there were people who disliked it, remember Blake is the same guy who thinks people would've appreciated Dumb and Dumber 2 because at least they weren't being beheaded by ISIS.
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Even for the review scores (albeit a bit higher but still), people just don't care about it :story:
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Like a lot of remakes it's got it's good points and it's bad points. It's just really uneven in a lot of places.

Not that the 1965 version is perfect or anything, but it at least is closer to the original story.
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It's 1960, actually. It's one of George Pal's most master live-action adaptation of HG Wells' piece of literature
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Not to be pedantic, but the ratings are much different on Rotten Tomatoes

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But even if it wasn't and there were people who disliked it, remember Blake is the same guy who thinks people would've appreciated Dumb and Dumber 2 because at least they weren't being beheaded by ISIS.
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TVB said:
Even for the review scores (albeit a bit higher but still), people just don't care about it :story:
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Yeah. It's rather a more forgettable movie than it is a film to look back in anger by the masses. A rating suggesting people really do lambast would be the scores on Tom MacDonald's music on RateYourMusic and AlbumOfTheYear who he is a conservative rapper with rather corny production values for the most part. But a 37% audience score rather suggests only a few people at most hate it.
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Yeah. It's rather a more forgettable movie than it is a film to look back in anger by the masses. A rating suggesting people really do lambast would be the scores on Tom MacDonald's music on RateYourMusic and AlbumOfTheYear who he is a conservative rapper with rather corny production values for the most part. But a 37% audience score rather suggests only a few people at most hate it.
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And I did watch it in theatres as a kid and I don't remember a thing. The only thing I do remember is that I still own a copy that tied in with the movie
 
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TVB said:
And I remember seeing it in theatres and I don't remember a thing. The only thing I do remember is that I still own a copy that tied in with the movie
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It's mostly forgettable. I liked the library of the future having an AI that only appeared in those window things and how the Morlocks were divided into different castes with Jeremy Irons being their leader and as gloriously evil as only Jeremy Irons can be.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
It's mostly forgettable. I liked the library of the future having an AI that only appeared in those window things and how the Morlocks were divided into different castes with Jeremy Irons being their leader and as gloriously evil as only Jeremy Irons can be.
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It's just an excuse for John Logan (the screenwriter of the movie) to show how le bad Jeremy Irons is, and I can't stand John Logan's screenwriting. Rango is the only good movie he's written
 
TVB said:
It's just an excuse for John Logan (the screenwriter of the movie) to show how le bad Jeremy Irons is, and I can't stand John Logan's screenwriting. Rango is the only good movie he's written
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It wasn't a good movie. The Eloi were too smart, the Morlocks just mindless brutes and that "hunting" scene was over the top ridiculous.

As for John Logan? No idea who he was. Sure he wrote this and "Star Trek: Nemesis" but he also wrote "The Aviator" and "Hugo". So kinda hit and miss.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Mad about technology

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Yeah like Verizon is going to make sure your connection when out in the sticks is fast. They're not going to spend billions on that just so Blake can watch his favorite streaming sites with no issue.

And ExpressVPN, like a lot of VPNs, isn't perfect. Sometimes it just doesn't want to work. But that's on Blake and his PC more than anything else. I've found a shut down / restart tends to fix most issues with VPNs. Either that or just choose another one.

If it's not that, check your settings.
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
Blake would have such a massive existential crisis if he were to watch the 1984 TV movie Threads. I often thought I was helpless but then I think about Blake because holy shit that man baby would be completely frantic if he were put into a situation such as an aftermath of a nuclear war.
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To be fair, Threads is a hard sit. It shows the bleakness that we'd face in a nuclear war and the absolute devastation afterwards.

His speed would be more akin to the American version that came out about the same time "The Day After". Which, while bad, had that American underpinning of hope behind it. I don't remember who it was but in the last scene, either Jason Robards or John Lithgow, goes back to his completely destroyed home at the end and squats in the rubble to cry. A family who's also squatting there offers him an orange and scene.

But then Blake's idea of a nuclear war is probably seeing the aftermath like in "Mad Max" or in "Fist of the Northstar". You know, fiction.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
The horror one was more of a comedy than anything else. It's just a bad comedy. And the sequel is even worse.
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I'd say Bimmy was sorta right to think that the '98 family-friendly Michael Keaton version was better than the horror-comedy from two years prior (or its sequel), but they're still shit regardless
 
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