🐮 Lolcow 03bgood / Blake Good - Fat Autist Mad About Everything

This is labeled as a meme but given Blake's hatred of M rated games...

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Usually Blake's rants about reincarnation are the same, but this one is special because it's probably the most selfish one he's ever made, and around Christmas season nonetheless

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Reminder many religions that believe in reincarnation also believe in karma so if that's true, this doesn't look too good for Blake.
 
So all this fear of the future and desire to reincarnate into the past comes from taking TV, movies, and YouTube way too seriously. The real solution to this is for him to take a 15 minute minimum walk outside every day.
 
Trombonista said:
So all this fear of the future and desire to reincarnate into the past comes from taking TV, movies, and YouTube way too seriously. The real solution to this is for him to take a 15 minute minimum walk outside every day.
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I'd say longer than a 15 minute walk. Just working out in general can get rid of the constant fear, depression or anger of a dystopian future
 
Happy Holidays fellow Kiwis, to end the year off here is more spergery from Blake


More whining about reincarnation during the holidays

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Blake cries about jazz music

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Blake cries about cartoons

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Trombonista said:
So all this fear of the future and desire to reincarnate into the past comes from taking TV, movies, and YouTube way too seriously. The real solution to this is for him to take a 15 minute minimum walk outside every day.
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TVB said:
I'd say longer than a 15 minute walk. Just working out in general can get rid of the constant fear, depression or anger of a dystopian future
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The thing is Blake is so fucking lazy that it would be too much work, he's been lazy for most of his adult life.
 
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So Gravity Falls made him want a twin sister, and his desire to be reincarnated made him want to become his twin sister. He really needs to go outside and think about something else. Anything else.
 
That high pitched "squealing" is and always was a common staple in Jazz and if I hear a normal person complain about it, I'd be surprised, but it's Blake and his sensory issues overwhelming him again.
Trombonista said:
So Gravity Falls made him want a twin sister, and his desire to be reincarnated made him want to become his twin sister. He really needs to go outside and think about something else. Anything else.
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Then again, his mother might be overprotective because Blake may be too retarded to unlock a door.
NotwhatyouSAW said:
Blake: I want to be more civil. I’m not that kind of person anymore.

Blake, literally in his next video.


Pretty much what j literally said.
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If only Blake could take a nice walk and reflect but no. It's too much effort for him to cope with taking a break from technology.
 
Not a bee said:
Even if he gets his wish to be reincarnated as his twin sister, he's still gonna fuckup and be lazy and then be in his mid-30s regretting his life choices.... again.
His dream does nothing.
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Yeah and given his sexist views on women he probably will justify it as women having it easier with how he believes girls don't get bullied as hard as boys, and things are given to them on a silver platter
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Yeah and given his sexist views on women he probably will justify it as women having it easier with how he believes girls don't get bullied as hard as boys, and things are given to them on a silver platter
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Blake probably wouldn't factor in hormonal swings, menopause and in shithole countries, women are way more likely to be a victim of rape and human trafficking.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Blake cries about jazz music

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Blake coping over a fucking instrument that is a saxophone; which by the way is not even the worst instrument, in fact it can grow onto you once you get the gist of it; is borderline hysterical as it is pointless, especially when considering that it's being consistently used in the majority of jazz and blues as one of the necessary tools to make or break a jazz or blues composition, depending on the two's respective subgenres.

Sure, there are compositions that don't need the sax, but still, Blake doesn't even know how an instrument is used, and just writes it off as earrape music. Nigger, that's not even close to being earrape music. Trust me, there are a lot of earrape music, and I dare him to go out and listen to grindcore or breakcore without quitting midway through
 
Doctor of Autism said:
More Alogging of AVGN, while I do agree Doug is a better content creator nowadays, Blake somehow acts like a complete sperg about it

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Doug Walker must've seen these autistic film reviewers who try to be funny with autistic sperging and must've realized those expressions influenced the internet in a negative way when people try to copy him. So I couldn't blame Doug for going for an optimistic personality when reviewing films because honestly (even though those overexaggerated expressions are most likely to be satire), it's just much more mature to not take movies too seriously which is what Blake fails to understand.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
New video where he whines about Reddit

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Only time would tell if he starts returning to that 'toxic' website. Reddit isn't as aggravating to use if you know damn well what you're going into and expect such toxic waves of resentment against you for "wrong think" just to laugh about it later on (and only spend around 15 minutes on it doing what you intend to do). But Blake is such a soft ass piece of shit where any form of criticism makes him mad while spending his entire time on social media where toxicity is to be expected at this point.
 
Imagine a video by this guy pops up in your recommended for some unknown reason and being genuinely curious you click only to end up being assaulted by this

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