06-18-15 Caucasian Phil admits he doesn't know about Puerto Rico

[Weeping With Pity]

More comments, Phil is now wanting to murder his father to prove he's a hot blooded latino.
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Wasn't he just claiming to be adopted like last week? His asspatters must be goldfishkin with short term memory this bad

 

[XYZpdq]

All you need to know Phil:

-Nothing of interest
-Spanish came
-Everyone in Puerto Rico was white after that
-Spanish-American War
-Puerto Rico forever American

Simple as that.

Also if people make fun of the ghost story about the drowned cow you have to glower at them for PR pride even if it really is a crappy ghost story.

 

[Le Bateleur]

There should be a TV show where Phil and Rachel Dolezal team up to travel America in search of their non-White fathers who totally exist.