06/20/15-Daddy Issues

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Italians tend to be socially conservative. I'm sure ADF's dad is more ashamed of him than vice versa.
 
Ziltoid said:
I'm sure Phil's dad regrets not wearing a rubber that one night.
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I'm sure Phil's mom regrets not getting an abortion when she had the chance.

Picklechu said:
I guess he found this on here. I wonder what (if anything) he'll do when he sees his mom's letter to the editor from 2007 about his autism.


He didn't even do a good job covering it up, either--it's still visible.
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As with everything Phil tries to do in life, he failed at this too.

SkeletonBias said:
I'm sure he's seen his mother's letter too, they were both in the same thread. I doubt he'll comment on it since "I'm retarded" is a little bit harder to work into his narrative.
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Ironically, if he would have said "I'm retarded" it would have been the most honest thing he could ever say, and be more worthy of asspats and attention than "I'm a transwoman, genderqueer, latinx, whateverthefuck bullshit" that he usually spergs about.

Positron said:
#CallMeAngelo
#PhilipIsADamnLiar
#PhilipHasNeverBeenRaped
#7/4IsALie
#RespectFathers
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FUCKING THIS!
 
Picklechu said:
IIRC, I've read something about "coaching from the mother" in something about the custody battle, but I'm not certain where I read it. It's a bit inconsistent with the other things we know about her, but legal cases of this nature can make some people behave in ways they wouldn't normally, not to mention the fact that people can be both surprising and change over time.
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Crazy on the level that ADF exhibits starts at home, I refuse to believe his mom is normal.
 
HypeBeast said:
Why are so many lolcows spawned on the east coast? There are so many within a few hours drive from where I live. What should I do if I see ADF in Jersey?
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Go to the "secret plan B" thread for proper training on that subject.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
The brother appears to be fine. Sometimes brain meats just go bad.
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The brother is older and had more of a bond with Angelo before the bullshit started so he wasn't as likely to buy into the mom's lies.

This is all speculation since we don't really know, but it bears looking into.
 
Positron said:
Phil's mom seems to be a responsible parent too, so I seriously doubt it.
It's much, much more likely that it is Phil's own sexual fantasy. He used to write very rapey fanfics.
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In ADF's twisted mind, getting raped validates his existence. Since he's never been raped, he has to make up stories to feel important. Quite rarely would you hear an actual victim of child molestation say "I was too pretty/smart/effeminate so I got raped tee hee." The responses from actual rape victims are usually very self loathing and they usually keep the incident to themselves and not announce it to complete strangers like someone who would announce the weather.
 
Just because you hate your dad and you convinced yourself that he abused you, doesn't mean we should get rid of Father's Day, you self centered fuck.

HypeBeast said:
Why are so many lolcows spawned on the east coast? There are so many within a few hours drive from where I live. What should I do if I see ADF in Jersey?
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I'm kinda jealous. Given the nature of it, you think there would be a ton of lolcows in California but surprisingly, there's not a whole lot. Although ADF is sometimes based here in the Bay Area, so that's kinda exciting.
 
Happy Father's Day everyone! Let's take a moment to salute Angelo for his contributions to these great United States, and stand in solidarity with him as he has to deal with his ungrateful potato bug of a son. Don't worry Angelo, we're on your side! #7/4didn'thappen
 
How does Phil spin his father with an extremely Italian name to be a Latino? Does he consider Italians to be Latino?

I thought he was like Rachel Dolezel and made up a fake name and father to probe his latnix heritage.
 
Angelo, nobody here blames you for the Philsbury Dough Boy. Sometimes that little sperm with the oversized head and the crooked teeth just wins the race. Nothing you can do. So I wish you a happy father's day and I hope you're doing something nice.
 
sugoi-chan said:
All Phil linked was a letter to the editor where the father had to hop through a billion hoops to get custody of his kids. To Phil, that makes him an MRA because he doesn't just shut up and listen to Latinx females. I don't think that makes him an "MRA".
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At the end of the letter Phil's dad offers to help guys in the same situation in a way that's actually useful and not just shit posting on the internet all day. So no, he's not an MRA.
 
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