LGBT 06-28-17 Chris's Mega Stone

[nad7155]

I don't know what it is that's convinced Chris to start wearing his medallion again

He is a fucking idiot.

 

[The Fatheads]

So does this mean his Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Sailor Moon attack or whatever the hell it was called will become his Z-Move?

 

[JULAY]

"For the long time"
"FOR THE LONG TIME"

Didn't he just stick that stupid thing on there? Can someone translate from autism to English?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

that sonichu figurine looks nasty as hell, like one of those sticky hand toys you'd get in a coin operated machine as a kid and by the next day it's covered in hair and dirt and whatever else you slap it against.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Someone should ask Chris why a "Sonichite" works on a female soul, and if this means Rosechu can mega-evolve into Ultra Sonichu now.

 

[cans.wav]

Chris is slowly becoming his old self again, I hope we get more RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR uploads soon

 

[The Dude]

Someone should ask Chris why a "Sonichite" works on a female soul, and if this means Rosechu can mega-evolve into Ultra Sonichu now.

More like Soni-shite, amirite?

 

[The Fatheads]

Someone should ask Chris why a "Sonichite" works on a female soul, and if this means Rosechu can mega-evolve into Ultra Sonichu now.

Like most questions about the details and plot of Sonichu, this can be simply answered with "because Chris is a fucking moron".

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

Mega Stone-d out of his mind if he thinks we're unironically gonna pay to see Sonichu pages early.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

I wonder what his Mega-Evolution would be?
My fingers are crossed that his ultimate form is Classic Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder what his Mega-Evolution would be?
My fingers are crossed that his ultimate form is Classic Chris.

This is going to be his ultimate form only with more fat and less hair on his head and more on his body

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Wow, I'm surprised he'd paint over his TRUE and HONEST copyright information on the back of the medallion.

Why is there red in the Mega Stone, though? I thought those things were supposed to correspond with the colours of the Pokemon they're supposed to be used with. As far as I remember, Chris Chan Sonichu doesn't have any red on him.

Could be the rash from dry shaving his swimsuit area?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am still convinced that, over the years, the medallion has done far more harm to Chris than the attraction sign has.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris has been holding onto an Everstone for about almost 30 years now.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I am still convinced that, over the years, the medallion has done far more harm to Chris than the attraction sign has.

At this point its his mark on the world. You see the Sonichu on his neck, that means its HIM

I think it will always be his mark, even after his death

 

[The Lawgiver]

It would have been a lot easier and look somewhat less shitty if he had just glued a flat-backed stone to his medallion.

 

[Marvin]

This is going to be his ultimate form only with more fat and less hair on his head and more on his body
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Tranny version of Hobo-Chan when?

It would have been a lot easier and look somewhat less shitty if he had just glued a flat-backed stone to his medallion.

Someone should introduce Chris to craft stores. He'd go crazy.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

So... He thinks he's a pokemon now or something? I don't get any of this shit.

He's really more of a poo-kemon if you get my drift.

 

[Florence]

This is going to be his ultimate form only with more fat and less hair on his head and more on his body
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[Tubular Monkey]

Whether you believe in the mystical properties of his stone or not, we can all agree it will eventually go up his ass.