Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

Jack Awful said:
This is like the climax of a shitty drama movie.

Does the deadbeat dad go to Virginia to catch the scoop of his life or California to defend himself?
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Lets be real here. He is going to Virginia to try and get some internet fame. Its one of his last chances to turn his career around and he will do whatever it takes. Not like going to California would have worked out for him anyways
 
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Jack Awful said:
This is like the climax of a shitty drama movie.

Does the deadbeat dad go to Virginia to catch the scoop of his life or California to defend himself?
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this is the most fucking clear cut example of ralph’s short term thinking. it never even crosses his mind the fact that in a week his views will be back down to his average and people will lose interest.

being recognised as xander’s father will be even more difficult and time consuming. by the time that’s over and done with and it’s time to pay child support, all the superchats ralph made off of chris will have been long spent.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
this is the most fucking clear cut example of ralph’s short term thinking. it never even crosses his mind the fact that in a week his views will be back down to his average and people will lose interest.

being recognised as xander’s father will be even more difficult and time consuming. by the time that’s over and done with and it’s time to pay child support, all the superchats ralph made off of chris will have been long spent.
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Pretty sure all of these lawsuits in California will drain Ralph's alcohol savings account before child support could ever become a thing. Perhaps he may end up losing that shitty crack shack of his? :thinking:
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Pretty sure all of these lawsuits in California will drain Ralph's alcohol savings account before child support could ever become a thing. Perhaps he may end up losing that shitty crack shack of his? :thinking:
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probably. either way whatever would come out of the lawsuit in california would be infinitely more entertaining and funny than ralph trying to suck clout out of chris and make the killstream a part of christory and associate his arrest with it. pretty good example for why lolcow crossovers are better off just not happening.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
probably. either way whatever would come out of the lawsuit in california would be infinitely more entertaining and funny than ralph trying to suck clout out of chris and make the killstream a part of christory and associate his arrest with it. pretty good example for why lolcow crossovers are better off just not happening.
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I mean, the documenting of Chris will be entertaining so long as Ralph keeps his gunt out of the way. But expecting Ralph to not stick his fat 5'2 face in the middle of his IRL streams every 20 seconds is asking a lot
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
so long as Ralph keeps his gunt out of the way.
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that’s asking too much. he’s jumping on this to revive his show. he wants it so that when people hear “chris getting arrested for raping his mom” they think “killstream”.

ralph will put his gunt front and centre while documenting chris because it’s the most significant event to happen in christory so far. ethan ralph is so unfit as an entertainer that he needs to use a 40 year old autistic man to get people to pay attention to him.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
that’s asking too much. he’s jumping on this to revive his show. he wants it so that when people hear “chris getting arrested for raping his mom” they think “killstream”.

ralph will put his gunt front and centre while documenting chris because it’s the most significant event to happen in christory so far. ethan ralph is so unfit as an entertainer that he needs to use a 40 year old autistic man to get people to pay attention to him.
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Well that will be his downfall thanks to the corn reaction. People will look at him from Chris, look at the previous months of his "adventures" and realize he is a lolcow to cling onto now that Chris is gone. Hopefully the gunt will take the place of sonichu and we can well document a new retard
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Well that will be his downfall thanks to the corn reaction. People will look at him from Chris, look at the previous months of his "adventures" and realize he is a lolcow to cling onto now that Chris is gone. Hopefully the gunt will take the place of sonichu and we can well document a new retard
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You think Ralph will post Chris's bail? After he criticized Null for helping Chris out?
 
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