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Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins
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Keranu
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There have been extremely rare moments (maybe two) before Ralph became a full time cow where he has mentioned his low self esteem.
I recall a Killstream from 2018 or 2019 where he admits he doesn't like himself much but the fan mails of inspired listeners makes him feel better about himself.
Also note that on several occasions, Ralph has expressed, quite harshly, his disdain for terms like "fans" and "community." I took this to be a reflection of his poor self esteem because he feels unworthy of it -- and rightfully so because he's a massive piece of shit that doesn't give back to anyone.
He wants to be worshipped, but knows he doesn't deserve it.
This is another parallel with Maddox -- who's also a proudly self proclaimed "writer"
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While the horse face may call you Daddy in bed, your son never will. Was it worth it Ralph?
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Look what you've done!!!
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Hey Ralph, I'm better than you! Want to know why? I'm a father to my children every day! You will never even meet your son, god willing.
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Hey Ethan. You are literally worse than Ronnie. At least Ronnie attempted to be a father to you and raised you until you drove him away because you're a rotten little gremlin who murders dogs. Ronnie died being prouder of Evan. The literal retard who stuffs spaghetti in his ears while shitting his adult sized high chair and shrieking like a retarded toddler. Xander VICKERS will grow up in California to be an insufferable fuck up like Fai Fai, and there is nothing you can do to alter that course. To make a long story short, you've been felted, Ethan. Buckle your rolly polly ass up for 18 more years of feltening, boyo!
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Ralph is a saint. he would never hire a hooker.
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You guys are all just too dumb to see. Ralph is unveiling his masterplan. By knocking up as many mentally unbalanced, daddy issues, trainwrecks, He's ensuring they don't get scooped up by drunk black guys for a quick fuck-N-chuck on a slow Saturday night.
Sure, all the offspring will most likley grow up without consistent male rolemodels and Ok, as soon as any other kids find out who their father is, they'll get relentless corn and gunt jokes. Sometimes you just have to squeeze out a few bastards and get a couple of restraining orders against you in multiple states to own the Karenfarms and secure a future for all the huuwitefolk.
Thank you Ralph. Your blind willingness to stick your dick in crazy again and again has been hilarious and I predict nothing but great things for you in the coming months.
Sure, all the offspring will most likley grow up without consistent male rolemodels and Ok, as soon as any other kids find out who their father is, they'll get relentless corn and gunt jokes. Sometimes you just have to squeeze out a few bastards and get a couple of restraining orders against you in multiple states to own the Karenfarms and secure a future for all the huuwitefolk.
Thank you Ralph. Your blind willingness to stick your dick in crazy again and again has been hilarious and I predict nothing but great things for you in the coming months.
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I think it's more than likely he has some natural urge to procreate as much as possible, like old sauropod dinosaurs like brachiosaurus used to. They'd have dozens of eggs in one sitting and thousands in their lifetime because 99.99% of them would die as adolescents, at best. Ralph's genes are weak to begin with so he needs to have many kids shat out in order to ensure one of them can make it to procreation age to carry on the genetic
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I'm of the understanding that this was just a harassment/restraining order case and not a custody battle. Is this correct?
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Correct. We don't know how exactly it ended and whether there was some mediation/settlement reached and what were the stipulations if agreement was reached. This may or may not hold some legal power over potential paternity/custody case. Strange statement Ralph made about his son the day after this hearing hints 2 contradictory things: first that he'll take the standard legal course of action regarding his son, and second that his son will "hear this in 15 years". So it is unclear if he intends or even if he still has an option to file for custody if he wanted to.
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Judging by most of Ralph's tweets, I think he lost the restraining order case and he might be thinking that he loses the custody hearing because of it. But for some dumb reason, he is going to hire a lawyer to represent him for the custody battle because he has sooooo much money to throw around
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He even said something to the effect like "son, if you're hearing this 15-16 years from now" like he knows he's fucked. If the mom has a no contact restraining order against him and he's legally not the father he's got a serious uphill battle.
Oh and Ralph everyone calls him Xander, this is why you're not allowed in his life. You can't even call him Xander, Xander... I didn't dox him. Dat's not troo.
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I do think everyone not calling him Xanny is dropping the ball big time.
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I mean, he was brag tweeting about extending the hearing for the restraining order so we would have heard by now if he had even gotten an extension
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"Lil Xannie Vickers" just rolls off the tongue.
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To be fair, I feel like a custody battle is one of the few things in life where you’re completely justified to throw whatever money you can at it.
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Not the first coin merchant he's sperged at and accused openly of being a paedophile.
Coin merchants: 2
Gunt: -4, 5'1''
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Sure, if you care about the kid. Gunt is USDA choice white trash who's only interest regarding his sperm is owning the ayylawgs. He can pump and dump as many 3/10 mentally ill clout chasers as he wants. It doesn't matter. He will never be a father. The virgins lamenting Ralph spilling his seed into some retarded cunt should neck themselves. They have no understanding of what it means to be a father. I guess they could stop playing minecraft and try to socialize as well. The only success Gunt has had in his entire life is barebacking two different women while they were ovulating.
Take a shower, withdraw $100 from the atm, and spit game at some fat bitch at a dive bar this Saturday. You too can reach the heights of Ethan Oliver Ralph.