Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[REGENDarySumanai]

I expect Ethan Ralph to gain weight during the challenge.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If anyone has any recipes for banana pepper and pea weight loss smoothies, now might be a good time.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You’re going to win Josh.

 

[MG-34]

Just do somali diet and stop eating all together- works like a charm!

Also known as the Haitian or Communist diet.

 

[Sam Losco]

Even if you both go through with it, there is no way in the world Ralph would swallow his drunken pride to give you any silver if he were to lose.

Pay attention. That's why Null isn't doing anything until Ralph's silver is sent to Rekieta.

 

[throwawayguys]

I would like to point Dear Leader that testosterone cypionate seems to be legal in Ukraine. I, for one, would like to see the /fit/ Null saga go far beyond a weight loss challenge.

I realize Null isn't looking for unsolicited advice, but pinning test c would unironically make the process enjoyable rather than a minor inconvenience. If he's eating to maintain his TDEE right now, he'll lose weight on testosterone even if he doesn't change his diet. That shit's magic and it fixes depression.
As an aside, human chorionic gonadotropin is great to take with test because it prevents the ball shrinkage. If someone were interested in starting a family, it would improve his sperm count.

 

[MelloYello]

I would like to point @Null that testosterone cypionate seems to be legal in Ukraine. I, for one, would like to see the /fit/ Null saga go far beyond a weight loss challenge.

I'm fairly certain testosterone can result in weight gain, though. That's why it's called bulking; muscle tissue is denser than fat.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

I realize Null isn't looking for unsolicited advice, but pinning test c would unironically make the process enjoyable rather than a minor inconvenience. If he's eating to maintain his TDEE right now, he'll lose weight on testosterone even if he doesn't change his diet. That shit's magic and it fixes depression.
As an aside, human chorionic gonadotropin is great to take with test because it prevents the ball shrinkage. If someone were interested in starting a family, it would improve his sperm count.

If you're pinning hcg and testc at 250lbs of nerdbody you are going to be aromatizing heavily and then you'd need to introduce an aromatase inhibitor. So now you're telling null to inject himself at least twice a week and take a hormonal pill he has no experience with and has no idea whether he is taking too much or not enough.

I mean I'm excited to see Null get healthy for his own sake, but come on man.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I bet nothing will happen and both parties will remain fat due to bickering and unreasonable requests and the competition will end up void.

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

Are there any types of exercises that are not allowed? Like jump rope or even push ups?

If my calculations are correct, the gunt could very well cause an earthquake that is capable of injuring tens of thousands of Virginians.

I’m honestly surprised the universe didn’t get sucked into a black hole after the gunt came into contact with Riley.

 

[Terrorist]

Josh is done for when Ralph births whatever is gestating in that gunt

 

[Null]

I bet nothing will happen and both parties will remain fat due to bickering and unreasonable requests and the competition will end up void.

I've lost 20 lbs since this year. Whether or not this happens my lifestyle isn't changing much.

 

[fine tooth comb]

how much will it cost a bosnian veterinarian to do this?

 

[Thomas Highway]

Null is a kind hearted man who cares about us autists who use The Farms.

Ralph is a cynical, useless asshole who only cares about how much he can exploit his fans.

Null could be fatter than Ralph and still be a consistently better human being.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

If Ralph wouldn't go to the hospital to see his dying mother, he won't go to the doctor to prove he's a super morbidly obese midget at 4'11 and 375lbs.

 

[Stasi]

Ralph will go full donga on this. I will be very surprised if he doesn't find some bullshit way to weasel his way out of it.

 

[HackerX]

If you're pinning hcg and testc at 250lbs of nerdbody you are going to be aromatizing heavily and then you'd need to introduce an aromatase inhibitor. So now you're telling null to inject himself at least twice a week and take a hormonal pill he has no experience with and has no idea whether he is taking too much or not enough.

I mean I'm excited to see Null get healthy for his own sake, but come on man.

Yeah, I want him to get jacked. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[AbyssStarer]

Ralph will go full donga on this. I will be very surprised if he doesn't find some bullshit way to weasel his way out of it.

and then declare himself the winner.

 

[Puck]

Unless diet Makers Mark gets released the gunt has no chance.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Yeah, I want him to get jacked. What's the worst that could happen?

Water retention causing him to lose the bet is the primary one. But long term he could also slip into depression and have reduced fertility.

I didn't even bother mentioning post cycle therapy which introduces another hormonal pill into the cocktail to restart his natural testosterone production.