Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[DawnDusk]

If Ralph continues to demand retarded shit like photos and videos I say go the whole 9 yards and get Ralphs dingdong measured too, Ralph can finally prove to the ayylawgs he isnt packing a 2 inch Memphis micro

Been saying since the beginning that the loser should have to post a picture of his cock in the Null's Dick thread.

 

[RichardRApe]

Considering that the gunt is 5'1", he's still morbidly obese with a 53.8 BMI. If I'm not mistaken Null, your BMI is probably less than his already. You've already won before the contest even begun.

He was measured at the jail against the wall with height markers. This is actually an official measurement.

 

[Shek$il]

He was measured at the jail against the wall with height markers. This is actually an official measurement.
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He claims this is a mistype, but I mean they also went through the trouble of providing metric measurements, and 155cm is pretty hard to fatfinger from 178cm (5'10)

 

[deso2y]

Lol do you niggers really think that the soydev N*ll can beat the rALPHA male and savior of white race?

 

[Lame Entropy]

@Null I will never forgive you if you disgrace us by losing to a GUNT.

 

[RMQualtrough]

I wonder if going by %age of body weight lost is fairer? A VERY obese person could easily drop 4 lbs in a week. Someone a bit chubby will have difficulty dropping more than a pound.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I wonder if going by %age of body weight lost is fairer? A VERY obese person could easily drop 4 lbs in a week. Someone a bit chubby will have difficulty dropping more than a pound.

It is, but null said he wanted to give Ralph every advantage possible.

 

[Blackstar]

I wonder if going by %age of body weight lost is fairer? A VERY obese person could easily drop 4 lbs in a week. Someone a bit chubby will have difficulty dropping more than a pound.

The problem with Ralph is that he's fat because of all the calories in alcohol, not because he eats alot. He can't just quit it cold turkey and begin losing a lot of weight because that could kill him, also because he's a fat retard with no backbone.

 

[BlancoMailo]

i think ralph will just ask them to list him 5'6 or something on the paper and they'll do it. why wouldn't they? it's not a government document.

I feel like the best you can really do is ask Nick to type up a quick 1 page template paper with text that states something along the lines of:

"I. (Name of physician), confirm that (Name of participant) has had both his height and weight measured by myself at my office on (Date), for qualification in the prize pool of the Kiwi Weight Competition and confirm these results to be accurate.

Signatures
Dates
etc."

Anything more and Ralph will just use it as an excuse to back out, at least with it being explicitly stated that it was actually measured and for a monetarily rewarded competition, it makes the doctor less likely to want to go on record if the height he asks to be listed as is grossly out of range.

 

[RichardRApe]

"I. (Name of physician), confirm that (Name of participant) has had both his height and weight measured by myself at my office on (Date), for qualification in the prize pool of the Kiwi Weight Competition and confirm these results to be accurate.

Signatures
Dates
etc."

I, Dr. Jamal confirm that Ethan Ralph is 5'10 and not the 5'1 measured at my office. It's common knowledge for expensive medical equipment that can measure height to be 9" off calibration. We also measured his penis and found him to be above average in size. Also deriving sexual pleasure from eating human waste is more common than you think and you should stop being a lying cocksuc... you should cease telling mistruths about it immediately.

Sincerely
Dr. Jamal
Richmond, VA

 

[Ralphamale]

I, Dr. Jamal confirm that Ethan Ralph is 5'10 and not the 5'1 measured at my office. It's common knowledge for expensive medical equipment that can measure height to be 9" off calibration. We also measured his penis and found him to be above average in size. Also deriving sexual pleasure from eating human waste is more common than you think and you should stop being a lying cocksuc... you should cease telling mistruths about it immediately.

Sincerely
Dr. Rad Roberts
Richmond, VA

FTFY

 

[RichardRApe]

FTFY

I like how he introduces himself as Jamal but signs the letter as Rad Roberts. That's something 60 IQ Ralph would do.

 

[Salubrious]

I like how he introduces himself as Jamal but signs the letter as Rad Roberts. That's something 60 IQ Ralph would do.

It's like how a 5 year old would fake a letter and then sign it "Salubrious's Mom" or "Salubrious's Teacher".

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He was measured at the jail against the wall with height markers. This is actually an official measurement.
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So two separate arrest incidents have his height measured at 5'1? At this point it is no longer a meme and is simply the truth.

 

[Funkmaster]

I don't see a way of doing that. If I start asking for him to do weird shit to prove his height he's just going to get pissy and back out entirely.

Just do the photo thing, or record yourself stepping on a scale and show mirror. It's the simplest best way for most people to tell. Doing it this way the other way gives him an out.

 

[L. Duse]

I'm going to have to come out and put my foot down and call Null out for aylawging here. Null is LITTERALLY trying to kill Ralph.

Do you not think that the parasitic entity that is Ralph's Gunt won't start attacking its host should it start being physically threatened?

I agree actually. Ralph's ex-girlfriend Adezero noticed that Ralph doesn't eat much. It is the alcohol that is giving him all that weight. So if Ralph wants to lose weight, he needs to cut down on the alcohol.

But here is the dillemma. If he goes cold turkey, as I said many times before, he will die from the withdrawal symptoms.

In addition to asking him to reveal his height, I am certain he will never follow through with this weight losing competition. Even if he does, I can't see him losing much weight.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

He was measured at the jail against the wall with height markers. This is actually an official measurement.
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Ok with this his BMI is about in the 50 range. In which case, Null has most likely already won in terms of BMI alone.

 

[RMQualtrough]

The problem with Ralph is that he's fat because of all the calories in alcohol, not because he eats alot. He can't just quit it cold turkey and begin losing a lot of weight because that could kill him, also because he's a fat retard with no backbone.

I think it's possible to withdraw from alcohol with benzodiazepines if I remember right.

 

[L. Duse]

Been saying since the beginning that the loser should have to post a picture of his cock in the Null's Dick thread.

The sextape is already out. I suppose we can use that to measure the length of Ralph's schlong though.

 

[heathercho]

I, Dr. Jamal confirm that Ethan Ralph is 5'10 and not the 5'1 measured at my office. It's common knowledge for expensive medical equipment that can measure height to be 9" off calibration. We also measured his penis and found him to be above average in size. Also deriving sexual pleasure from eating human waste is more common than you think and you should stop being a lying cocksuc... you should cease telling mistruths about it immediately.

Sincerely
Dr. Jamal
Richmond, VA

All this can be easily settled though.
How tall is Dick Masterson? Dick says he's 6.2ft. A believable height.


If Ralph were 5.1/155cm he would not look like that in comparison. At worst he would be 5.6-5.7ft.
He's not 5.10, but he's also not 5.1. It's unrealistic given his gunt and girth.