Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

MeltyTW said:
"well the perp got away"
"how officer?"
"well the violent drunkard wasnt actually a midget so we got the wrong person for rape-murder in the nth degree, yeah turns out blind jeff hit the wrong key again"
also ralph alleges it wasnt a typing error but a failure for the ink to seep through all the layers of a carbon copy form so we can actually dismiss that as a possibility, again were doing ralphs job when hes offered nothing in terms of proof besides a far fetched story. let me ask any of you who have been in custody or processes, did you have the wherewithal or the permissions to view and comb over every fine detail in the paper work from what type of recording apparatus they were using to proof checking it for errors? would you fucking care to notice or note these details when faced with felony assault on an officer charges?
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He's probably seen the paperwork afterwards, you know, during the court proceedings
 
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MeltyTW said:
hed have to see the exact few copies or copy that didnt leak through properly though and then theyd still be left with some forms saying hes 5 11 and itd be conflicting info.
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Or he's just wildly making shit up because people called him a manlet on Twitter and that belly has stretched his skin dangerously thin. There's also that possibility
 
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Ralph's backing out after I posted the yearbook picture. To be honest, I'm glad. After talking to the source of the picture and hearing about the shit Ralph did while he was in school, I'm leaning towards actually hating Ralph now and I don't want any friendly competitions with him.

I'll post a weigh-in picture tomorrow and I'll commit to weight loss independently.
 
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Null said:
Ralph's backing out after I posted the yearbook picture. To be honest, I'm glad. After talking to the source of the picture and hearing about the shit Ralph did while he was in school, I'm leaning towards actually hating Ralph now and I don't want any friendly competitions with him.

I'll post a weigh-in picture tomorrow and I'll commit to weight loss independently.
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To the surprise of precisely no one...
You were doing it for yourself before the guntloss challenge, and I'm glad you plan to continue. Good luck and good health.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Lol people still talking about this pig's height.
He is 5'1'' until proven otherwise.

@PlasticOwls' post using a single vanishing point.

Mine using three perspective points to map an umbrella onto the same plane as the gunt, not a good one.

Mine using perspective points to find the vanishing point on a far better image, with an object of known typical height (traffic bollards)

This has been settled, he is a manlet and even if proven otherwise, let's just say he's 5'10'', still a manlet.
Imagine not being 6', trash genes.
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I appreciate how at one point, people were using vape pens and microphones to prove how short he is.

You'd think at some point he'd just admit he's a manlet so he can fudge his weight and prove he's skinnier than Null. If he was 5' 10", a man with that stomach would easily be over 350 and should apply as a chub fetish model. But it's his life I guess.

(Btw, I made a claim that pumps can only do so much for someone's height, especially on tip toes. But I recently realized that timberlands easily add an all around inch and a half to your height, and @TriggerMeElmo mentioned he wore those. Food for thought)
 
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Null said:
Ralph's backing out after I posted the yearbook picture. To be honest, I'm glad. After talking to the source of the picture and hearing about the shit Ralph did while he was in school, I'm leaning towards actually hating Ralph now and I don't want any friendly competitions with him.

I'll post a weigh-in picture tomorrow and I'll commit to weight loss independently.
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Ralph accepted the challenge and then found an excuse to bitch out.

He dongaed. Not in quite as spectacular fashion, yet he still dongaed.
 
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Null said:
Ralph's backing out after I posted the yearbook picture. To be honest, I'm glad. After talking to the source of the picture and hearing about the shit Ralph did while he was in school, I'm leaning towards actually hating Ralph now and I don't want any friendly competitions with him.

I'll post a weigh-in picture tomorrow and I'll commit to weight loss independently.
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ralph wont understand the idea of being genuinely angry over things that didnt happen to you directly and will assume you just cracked under his awesome girth like so many puppies before you. no joke i think ralph might actually genuinely be able to say he won without feeling like hes lying just because the idea of care for other people is completely alien to a soulless beady eyed little piggy like him who cries over being called names but not either of his parents dying.
 
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Ripple said:
Does anyone have the clip of Ralph backing out? Gator is apparently already running the damage control that Null backed out instead.
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Cross-posted from the Killstream thread. Ralph got pissy and backed out after the yearbook photo.
 
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For those who guessed he would fatten up until mid August to make losing a few pounds insignificant, you just won a date with feeder Pantsu Party.
 
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Ripple said:
Does anyone have the clip of Ralph backing out? Gator is apparently already running the damage control that Null backed out instead.
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Cross-posted from the Killstream thread. Ralph got pissy and backed out after the yearbook photo.
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Ripple said:
Just so it’s not disputed here’s Josh like an hour earlier saying he’s 100% agreeing to meet Ralph’s terms if it means getting this competition off the ground.
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Oh wait, is this one of the multiverses intersecting? Someone is about to be pruned.
 
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