Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[Tom Myers]

Does anyone have his gamergate era height measurement video? IIRC, he was 5'7'' in that video.

 

[Crystal Golem]

looks 5'4 but other factors like unstable holding might actually have added an inch or two and he could have lifted it knowing someone would cap the frame of it near his head, im sorry this video and the light switch from
tells me that hes indeed 5'1

I'm going to give it another inch and say 5'2" but yeah I think we can all agree that the distance from the light swtich to ralph's head isn't 21".

 

[MeltyTW]

I'm going to give it another inch and say 5'2"

nah i say we dont give piggy one inch unless he stands in front of something he cant easily manipulate lol. 5'1. tbc ralph if this were anyone else itd be a joke and not serious doubt but come on the gg height measure was pathetic it was just you holding the end of the measure to you in frame lol and now youre trying to keep adding inches until you get back to your original lie of 5'11 which still is only two inches above average.

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm still sticking with 5'5"-5'6", realistically, 5'1" for the seething.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I'm still sticking with 5'5"-5'6", realistically, 5'1" for the seething.

I'm going 5'4"-5'4.5"

 

[JewBacca]

Ralph, If you really wanted to clear it up, once and for all, livestream yourself at a convenience store or bank that has the height measurements on the exit to allow tellers to determine a thief's height. Have your tranny hold the camera so we can see both your feet flat footed on the floor, along with the height marker on the door frame.

Other than that I'll stick with the multiple police records stating 5'1".

 

[Ripple]

The gunt came out to say hello
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It didn’t just peek out. Ralph gave us a full view with multiple camera angles.

His hooves look bloated like a drowned corpse with mangled up toes

Can we also appreciate the moment he cams over to pantsu

Nigga what is that hairline? She looks like Spoony

 

[Weird Ages]

Does anyone have his gamergate era height measurement video? IIRC, he was 5'7'' in that video.

You mean the one where his feet aren't in the shot and you can't see where he stopped the tape?
Yeah I wonder why he's 5'7 on that one.

 

[Truly Rural]

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

Mods, ban everybody giving me advice reel tawk

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

He's carrying that gunt.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Awww, he has to lose weight to get into a toddler tux for the wedding. No wonder Pantsu’s being so helpful in his quest, we know how much she loves toddler clothes.

 

[DoctorShitness]

As a Doctor and Homosexual the best way for all parties to lose weight is increasing the number of "pizza days" as well as frequency in feeding times. This will increase metabolism as the human body will need to adapt to both the more frequent intakes of food and higher caloric intake in order to survive. Drinking "Boomer Juice" such as Rockstar or Monster will elevate heart rate which synergizes with increased pizza intake. This synergy will lead to a human body burning fat and calories uncontrollably to keep the heart pumping from the "Boomer Juice" stimulants.

I will be more than happy to write a physicians note for all parties who come and see me and verify height and weight as I am a real doctor and homosexual. This is the most accurate way to track progress because I am paid for each visit that this is confirmed and money is and excellent motivator for truth and honesty.

 

[Salubrious]

I will donate $5 per pound to the charity of the winner's choice. I want to see some Goddamn blood in the streets.

Just to update, if Ralph backs out and Null decides to do this challenge to prove a point, I'll still give the money. I may be an autist with an anime profile, but I am a man of my word.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Ralph just ordered a milkshake on his dumb Chris-Chan stream. An entire day's worth of calories in ten minutes... Looks like the diet is going well!

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Well Ralph just failed his own suppose weight loss competition.

 

[Big Fat Frog]

You would have lost this, Joshua Connor Moon!

 

[veri]

Clip of Pantsu measuring the height of the ceiling.
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Edit - https://www.medicinenet.com/height_men/article.htm
Average male height in the US is 5'9". Below average height, below average IQ, below average dick, below average self control.

Clip of Pantsu measuring the height of the ceiling.
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Edit - https://www.medicinenet.com/height_men/article.htm
Average male height in the US is 5'9". Below average height, below average IQ, below average dick, below average self control.

it’s amazing, two grown adults can’t do something as simple as measure ralphs height.

and hey ralph you gunted alcoholic wigger, you’re not supposed to use a scale on the carpet if you want an accurate number. somehow everyone but you knows this. i’ve tried using a scale on carpet before and it was under by about 30lbs, so a rough guess off the top of my head is that ralph weighs a significant amount more than what he’s claiming. DISQUALIFY HIM!

 

[Mundane Ralph]

it’s amazing, two grown adults can’t do something as simple as measure ralphs height.

and hey ralph you gunted alcoholic wigger, you’re not supposed to use a scale on the carpet if you want an accurate number. somehow everyone but you knows this. i’ve tried using a scale on carpet before and it was under by about 30lbs, so a rough guess off the top of my head is that ralph weighs a significant amount more than what he’s claiming. DISQUALIFY HIM!

Ralph is 300+

 

[Revo]

How the fuck do I weigh more than this gunted flaggot. I seriously don't get it. Yeah, I'm 5'11", but I have almost 0 hanging flesh, yet gunt still weigh less than me? Does he have absolutely no muscle?

Fuck this, I'm doing more pushups.
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lol, you are fat.