08/03/2017 "We can not let ourselves be blinded impulsively."

[Mariposa Electrique]

I want someone to troll him and shave off all his hair. Someone, please do it. Infiltrate his new circle of friends. Pay off his beautician.

The only beautician Chris has paid for is beauty shop by Leggos (TM).

 

[Tubular Monkey]

We're blind to their tyranny!

 

[RJ MacReady]

He kinda looks like a shitty fat Voldo from Soul Calibur.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

We're blind to their tyranny!

JenkinsJinkies is like the #1 Saga.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Is Chris getting better? What will happen when his hair dies?

 

[Clintonberg]

Actually, this is how he celebrates Women's Day:

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Let's be realistic here.

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[The Fifth Waltz]

Hair isn't effective at all. if he wants to hide his face I'd suggest a paper bag for himself and one for the poor hooker that banged him.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

What... what does this even mean? :'o

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Let's be realistic here.

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Your off-center thought bubble triggers me.

 

[Zarkov]

What he's cosplaying as cousin Itt from the Addams Family now ?

 

[nesimatic]

The picture looks so creepy, so what is Chris referencing exactly? Or is he trying to be artistic? Lately it seems Chris is trying to make himself look like some kind of philosophical genius, first he's talking about the greatness of his own empathy, and now about how being impulsive is bad. I'm probably missing out on something but is Chris trying to impress a new gal pal?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

He kinda looks like a shitty fat Voldo from Soul Calibur.

His old Voldo cosplay was much better.

 

[JULAY]

I wish he would blind himself deliberately, like Oedipus. Come to think of it, they both wanted to fuck their mothers as well.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The picture looks so creepy, so what is Chris referencing exactly? Or is he trying to be artistic? Lately it seems Chris is trying to make himself look like some kind of philosophical genius, first he's talking about the greatness of his own empathy, and now about how being impulsive is bad. I'm probably missing out on something but is Chris trying to impress a new gal pal?

It's the latest incarnation of Random Access Humor.

 

[jc17]

Just makes the balding all the more noticeable.

 

[admiral]

Says the man with as much awareness as a cat in a sack.

 

[Un Platano]

Imagine if you were in this situation and Chris covered your face with his hair

 

[Calooby]

I want someone to troll him and shave off all his hair. Someone, please do it. Infiltrate his new circle of friends. Pay off his beautician.

And then give him a nice pretty wig! Boy, that will show him!

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Cover your eyes! We must not let ourselves be maced impulsively!

 

[Cacanus]

Imagine if you were in this situation and Chris covered your face with his hair

Imagine the smell...