08/05/2020 Introduction to the Untitled series

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Spoiler: Haram

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Can anyone translate the first 30 seconds? Dude sounds strung out.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Nice tiddies, they're as saggy and greasy as the rest of ya, Creature Wassenberg

"Some people are imperfect, but some are more imperfect than others." - Nothing could be more true, Tommy, and you are walking, talking, breathing proof that there are people on God's green earth that actively choose, when they wake up in the morning, to be this retarded.

Congratulations on bathing! Gotta be a weird experience, don't want to see the bathtub after that one. Good first step, though. Let's see about maybe sprucing up that nasty, dirty hovel of yours. We're on the right track!

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Can anyone translate the first 30 seconds? Dude sounds strung out.

"Well Greetings! I gotta get the fan off me of me it's just too cold I'm too wet for the fan right now. The question, that this whole series of unknown titles, I'm just going to make them and then store them. I should probably upload the 10 hour ones to make them work. Find all the places where I pick my nose or something, for the assholes. Nobody's perfect, some are more imperfect than others. Either willfully or through no fault of their own."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Back up and report!
My grandfather is 89 and has perkier moobs. You can see his chest hair FFS. He's pulling a Chris-Chan. "See, I bathe! I bathe! Smell ME!"
He claims he has a date with a man. roll eyes

 

[Sam Losco]

Holy shit, a Tommy video that doesn't have 20+ minutes of him getting really close to his screen making weird faces.

 

[Dustlord]

Aunt tooter, we don't need to convince anyone that you are any of those things. You put this content out yourself, we just archive and discuss that content. You've done the heavy lifting already. Maybe you should use your large IQ to explain the things you said and provide evidence, if you genuinely aren't those things.

But anyway, what was the point of this video? Just to brag that you showered and found another geezer to fuck you?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tom is being suspiciously quiet so it looks like he actually went on a "date" with a real "man" who is totally convinced Tom is a 15 year old girl with all her teeth and not a diseased lemon party.

 

[Junkail]

"Some people are imperfect, but some are more imperfect than others."

That's just a failed way of trying to use that Animal Farm quote to justify your shitty behavior.

 

[Dee Price]

Can anyone translate the first 30 seconds? Dude sounds strung out.

It would take a 6 years of studying the language of retard. I am sure no one is going to waste their time getting a degree in the language of retard only a few talk it Tom Chris chan and a few others.

Back up and report!
My grandfather is 89 and has perkier moobs. You can see his chest hair FFS. He's pulling a Chris-Chan. "See, I bathe! I bathe! Smell ME!"
He claims he has a date with a man. roll eyes

If he does have a date it is from Rex the German Shepard down the street.

 

[some Sketchy dude]

Can anyone translate the first 30 seconds? Dude sounds strung out.

It would take a 6 years of studying the language of retard. I am sure no one is going to waste their time getting a degree in the language of retard

Finally, my PhD has a use:

Spoiler: protect your brain cells

*sniff* "Well greetins. There's th- I better *ECH* g-get the fan off me that's too cold and too wet for the fan right now." *snicker*()

"uh...The question! That this whole series of unknown...uhhh....unknown *snicker* unknown titles is asking..um..is I would just make 'em and store 'em."

"This..er..this and I-I should probably upload the ten hour one just for fun, make 'em work." *COPD smuckles*

"Find all thi- all the places I pick my nose or something, fuckin assholes."*wheeze chuckle*

"Nobody's perfect." -an appropriate line to end on, at the 36 second mark.

I am but a humble stenographer, merely transcribing the words as dictated. Deciphering the meaning is a completely separate degree.

Edit: adjusted formatting, added spoiler

 

[MasterDisaster]

Too bad Tom's version of a hot date is when they were born.

'Oh yeah, a 4/15/2010? Yeah, that's hot~'.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

I almost forgot that grandpa has wimpy saggy bitch tits. I wonder how many homeless children were violently forced to suckle on them over the past century.

 

[Dee Price]

I almost forgot that grandpa has wimpy saggy bitch tits. I wonder how many homeless children were violently forced to suckle on them over the past century.

That sent chills down my spine and then i got ill and had to vomit.

That is one thought i wish i could erase out of my mind.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

As if the freakshow couldn't get any worse. He manages to just go over the edge more and more.

Only thing you'd ever be able to have a date with Mr. Tooter is with a wood-chipper.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Lol, fuck off, Tom with a date? He couldn't pick up a date if he worked in a calendar factory, the delusional, coffin-dodging dog-botherer.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Looks like he didn't get noogies

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Looks like he didn't get noogies

How much would you like to bet that none of that happened and Tommy ate burritos out of the garbage while ogling some hipster with a big bulge?

 

[Army Burger]

How much would you like to bet that none of that happened and Tommy ate burritos out of the garbage while ogling some hipster with a big bulge?

Yeah, there's no chance in hell that his garbage got picked up off the floor.