10/4/2017 MUKBANG | BREAKFAST!!!!

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Probably Not

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Unattractive thumbnail again. Nothing of interest. She rambles about calories and how she only likes sweet potatoes if they're fried.

And I hate that she pronounces it "mook bong".
 
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She just diagnosed herself with an egg allergy because scrambled eggs make her nauseated.
 
mil0 said:
Since when is kiwi a citrus
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She said mandarins, kiwis, and oranges are in the "cutie" family--a nickname for a mandarin-- kiwis are not citrus. She's confused and spouting out misinformation as usual.
 
666EVE666 said:
She said mandarins, kiwis, and oranges are in the "cutie" family--a nickname for a mandarin-- kiwis are not citrus. She's confused and spouting out misinformation as usual.
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I think she said "cuties" which is a USA branding of mandarins

edit: I deleted this before because I thought I was being redundant, but we confirmed that she was saying cuties, not kiwis. :autism:
 
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Clown Baby said:
I think she said "cuties" which is a USA branding of mandarins
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Oh god okay that makes more sense lol, my b.

ETA: her balding is apparent in this video. Combover isn't working and her hands legit look filthy from the beetus.
 
Apparently she hasn't said kiwi at all and just "cutie". Lately I've had a hard time making out certain words she says. We already know the fat is affecting her brain, maybe now her face has gotten so large that it's affecting her words?
 
Yeah, it was confusing because said cuties were a type of cuties. Don't think she realizes cuties are a brand, not a fruit.
 
Doesn't drink soda, but does eat jam and 3 oranges. 3 mandarins is 27 grams of sugar and 4 tablespoons of jam is 48 grams of sugar. Just lol if you think she was going to use the serving suggestion of 1 tablespoon of jam. 75 grams of sugar, more sugar than what's in a 20oz bottle of coke classic.

Queen of moderation, ya'll.
 
This is a dope breakfast if you're on a clean cut and about to go to the gym and lift weights.
 
Another cat scratch mook-bong. Did anyone notice how black her elbow is? She's got the Beetus and she's got it bad. Even if she picks at that thing on the daily, it shouldn't look that raw and fresh from the day she moved in to Becky's lair -- which was over a month ago. Maybe that's what she's so worried about -- her toes could be seeping, or she has open sores we don't see. But I put all my money on it's a serious health issue (besides the weight of course).
 
She's going to go leg press 483 pounds on the way to the kitchen to clean up, every day is a gym day at that weight.

Good job getting rid of the aspartame Amber! Keep cutting it out every choice you get to make now.
 
The past 3 mukbangs she's asked people to recommend shit to talk about. Ignores helpful comments, rinse, repeat.

Amberlynn said:
I'll put like, the most-asked questions in it, even if it's personal questions, or questions that I try to avoid a lot, or like, hot topics about what's going on in the world.
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Those "personal questions" are never making it to a popsicle stick. All we're going to hear about is Bora Bora, and no Big AL, Syria is not a hot sauce.
 
I wonder if she's going to remember her days joking around at the rest home when she's in a state-run hospice, eating whatever some eye-rolling, surly dropout made without washing their hands or putting on gloves.

Memoriesss
All alone in the moonliiight~
 
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