FatYoda
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- Joined
- Mar 25, 2020
Reason #1: They are very physically unhealthy. Most of them are fat, a good portion of those fatties are obese, a good portion of those obese people are morbidly obese, and a large amount of those morbidly obese people are super morbidly obese. While other people in the world have not enough food, Americans have too much of it.
Reason #2: They are very mentally unhealthy. They are depressed, gluttonous, anger-driven, instant-gratification-seeking narcissists. Add to that they are - in my experience with them - socially retarded; it is extremely hard to carry on a conversation with these people due to how socially inept they are. I actually had to ditch a few friends on multiple occasions due to their awful social skills.
Reason #3: They don't seem to realize that their mental problems stem from their physical problems. Notice how every American who whines about their "depression" or "anxiety" is either a.) fat or b.) otherwise physically unhealthy. I have never met a physically healthy American who has depression or anxiety (come to think of it, I have met very few physically healthy Americans to begin with). Also notice how they do not consider physical unwellness to be a major factor in their psychological unwellness. Most of the time, Americans opt to tranquilize themselves with psychiatric medication instead of actually fixing their physical problems, thereby making the problem worse so they can take more medicine, from which a vicious, self-destructive cycle erupts. These people don't understand that their sadness comes from the fact that they are fat losers, not some arbitrary chemical imbalance that they have no control over.
Reason #4: Americans are obsessed with mental health and toss around the term "mental illness" too liberally. If you're sad, they call you mentally ill. If you're happy, they call you mentally ill. If you're angry, they call you mentally ill. If you point out that they have an annoyingly high tendency to call people mentally ill, they call you mentally ill. It actually frightens me how readily Americans suggest therapy or psychiatric intervention to each other. The following is a true story I am not exaggerating at all: I once spoke to a total stranger (an American, of course) for TWO MINUTES, he abruptly told me that I need therapy, I asked why, and he said "I don't know." I shit you not, this actually happened. Americans are so obsessed with mental health that they will tell you to get therapy out of the blue within mere minutes of meeting you, without knowing anything about you or your mental state whatsoever. Not only that, but it's really scary to think that in this country, if someone calls the cops and orders a wellness check on you, they can get you involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital and get a permanent stamp put on your legal record without any evidence at all. The scariest part is that Americans don't seem to have a problem with this system.
Reason #5: Americans are inconsiderate. They will shove you aside, cut in front of you at the store, tailgate you, almost run you over, ride their bike on the sidewalk, play loud music at 3 A.M., and so on. And I know what you're gonna say: this happens everywhere, right? It does. However, in other countries, people who do this seem to either a.) apologize for it or b.) accept that they are an asshole. However, with Americans, if you reprimand them for being inconsiderate or even if you politely tell them to stop, you run the risk of them a.) throwing a fit, b.) physically assaulting you for judging them, c.) going on a long rant about why their abhorrent behavior is justified, d.) completely ignoring you, or e.) of course, telling you to get therapy. They can't fathom the idea that they could be doing something wrong. They think that whoever judges them is either unjustified in feeling that way or somehow mentally ill. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #6: If you talk shit to a non-American, they talk shit back at you; if you talk shit to an American, they physically assault you. Americans seem to be under the impression that nobody is allowed to judge them and anyone who does so deserves to be physically assaulted. I have lost count of the amount of times these fucking mongrels have tried to get aggressive with me, usually over a harmless verbal exchange. And this doesn't just happen to me; I saw on the news a few months ago that some guy in my city was shot for flipping another guy off on the road. One of these fucking assholes decided to kill someone for flipping them off. Leave it to Americans to literally kill someone over a rude gesture. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #7: They are violent. They assault each other, they kill each other, they bully each other, and they shoot up each other's schools. This does happen in other countries, but the difference is that with Americans, they harm each other without any good reason and usually unprovoked. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #8: They "stand up to bullying" and then proceed to bully each other. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2 and is further proof of their narcissism. In other words, they dislike bullying but only if it's done toward them; if they're the ones doing the bullying, they seem to be OK with it.
Reason #9: They support Israel. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #10: Their ketchup tastes like shit. Too much HFCS. Heinz is way better in Europe, the Middle East, etc. Much more potent and flavorful.
OK rant over. Fuck all Americans.
Reason #2: They are very mentally unhealthy. They are depressed, gluttonous, anger-driven, instant-gratification-seeking narcissists. Add to that they are - in my experience with them - socially retarded; it is extremely hard to carry on a conversation with these people due to how socially inept they are. I actually had to ditch a few friends on multiple occasions due to their awful social skills.
Reason #3: They don't seem to realize that their mental problems stem from their physical problems. Notice how every American who whines about their "depression" or "anxiety" is either a.) fat or b.) otherwise physically unhealthy. I have never met a physically healthy American who has depression or anxiety (come to think of it, I have met very few physically healthy Americans to begin with). Also notice how they do not consider physical unwellness to be a major factor in their psychological unwellness. Most of the time, Americans opt to tranquilize themselves with psychiatric medication instead of actually fixing their physical problems, thereby making the problem worse so they can take more medicine, from which a vicious, self-destructive cycle erupts. These people don't understand that their sadness comes from the fact that they are fat losers, not some arbitrary chemical imbalance that they have no control over.
Reason #4: Americans are obsessed with mental health and toss around the term "mental illness" too liberally. If you're sad, they call you mentally ill. If you're happy, they call you mentally ill. If you're angry, they call you mentally ill. If you point out that they have an annoyingly high tendency to call people mentally ill, they call you mentally ill. It actually frightens me how readily Americans suggest therapy or psychiatric intervention to each other. The following is a true story I am not exaggerating at all: I once spoke to a total stranger (an American, of course) for TWO MINUTES, he abruptly told me that I need therapy, I asked why, and he said "I don't know." I shit you not, this actually happened. Americans are so obsessed with mental health that they will tell you to get therapy out of the blue within mere minutes of meeting you, without knowing anything about you or your mental state whatsoever. Not only that, but it's really scary to think that in this country, if someone calls the cops and orders a wellness check on you, they can get you involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital and get a permanent stamp put on your legal record without any evidence at all. The scariest part is that Americans don't seem to have a problem with this system.
Reason #5: Americans are inconsiderate. They will shove you aside, cut in front of you at the store, tailgate you, almost run you over, ride their bike on the sidewalk, play loud music at 3 A.M., and so on. And I know what you're gonna say: this happens everywhere, right? It does. However, in other countries, people who do this seem to either a.) apologize for it or b.) accept that they are an asshole. However, with Americans, if you reprimand them for being inconsiderate or even if you politely tell them to stop, you run the risk of them a.) throwing a fit, b.) physically assaulting you for judging them, c.) going on a long rant about why their abhorrent behavior is justified, d.) completely ignoring you, or e.) of course, telling you to get therapy. They can't fathom the idea that they could be doing something wrong. They think that whoever judges them is either unjustified in feeling that way or somehow mentally ill. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #6: If you talk shit to a non-American, they talk shit back at you; if you talk shit to an American, they physically assault you. Americans seem to be under the impression that nobody is allowed to judge them and anyone who does so deserves to be physically assaulted. I have lost count of the amount of times these fucking mongrels have tried to get aggressive with me, usually over a harmless verbal exchange. And this doesn't just happen to me; I saw on the news a few months ago that some guy in my city was shot for flipping another guy off on the road. One of these fucking assholes decided to kill someone for flipping them off. Leave it to Americans to literally kill someone over a rude gesture. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #7: They are violent. They assault each other, they kill each other, they bully each other, and they shoot up each other's schools. This does happen in other countries, but the difference is that with Americans, they harm each other without any good reason and usually unprovoked. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #8: They "stand up to bullying" and then proceed to bully each other. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2 and is further proof of their narcissism. In other words, they dislike bullying but only if it's done toward them; if they're the ones doing the bullying, they seem to be OK with it.
Reason #9: They support Israel. This point goes hand-in-hand with Reason #2.
Reason #10: Their ketchup tastes like shit. Too much HFCS. Heinz is way better in Europe, the Middle East, etc. Much more potent and flavorful.
OK rant over. Fuck all Americans.
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