Weeb Slinger
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Sep 4, 2019
It is hard to believe that, only ten years ago, the first Kiwi Farmers were enduring conditions similar to those currently being experienced on the Tranch, as they sought to raise a herd of lolcows on digital farmland so barren that even Bill Gates passed on the option to purchase. The dead (there were a great many) were buried in unmarked graves, in the corner of the forum that is now referred to as the stink ditch.
It is incredible to think that, a mere decade ago, Christopher Weston Chandler was an up and coming molecular biologist, who harboured a simple dream of crossbreeding a squirrel with a hedgehog, and who had been voted by his peers as least likely to fuck his dementia-addled mother.
Ethan Ralph was a happy go lucky, ten year old boy who played hoop and stick in the street; a far cry from the 63 year old, mushroom-dicked, alcoholic, and 'human fist magnet' he has become.
The young go-getter, Russell Greer, had made his first appearance in the prestigious Top 100 Mormons that is published annually in Zion's Trumpet - the Mormon journal of record - where he was cited as one of the finest paralegal minds of our generation.
Jonathn Yaniv was, much like now, juggling his indelible virginity with his responsibilities as a grotesque sexual predator, but he still had a penis.
Ostensibly, Kiwi Farms can be summed-up as the semi-retarded laughing at the profoundly retarded. In reality it is one of the bastions of freedom in an online world where the channels of legitimate communication are being shuttered by nefarious and underhanded means. Often this occurs with the assistance of people who cannot grasp that, if the Farms falls, then it will be their heads that are next on the chopping block. An Internet where a site like Kiwi Farms cannot survive is an unhealthy Internet, and indicative of a wider social and cultural malaise.
I don't quite know how Null didn't end 2022 balled up in the corner, sobbing like Matt Jarbo when he received his silver YouTube play button, but I thank him for fighting back. It was a hell of thing to do.
In the words of Ian McShane in the film Sexy Beast "Gentlemen, you're all cunts," but I love you all anyway.
It is incredible to think that, a mere decade ago, Christopher Weston Chandler was an up and coming molecular biologist, who harboured a simple dream of crossbreeding a squirrel with a hedgehog, and who had been voted by his peers as least likely to fuck his dementia-addled mother.
Ethan Ralph was a happy go lucky, ten year old boy who played hoop and stick in the street; a far cry from the 63 year old, mushroom-dicked, alcoholic, and 'human fist magnet' he has become.
The young go-getter, Russell Greer, had made his first appearance in the prestigious Top 100 Mormons that is published annually in Zion's Trumpet - the Mormon journal of record - where he was cited as one of the finest paralegal minds of our generation.
Jonathn Yaniv was, much like now, juggling his indelible virginity with his responsibilities as a grotesque sexual predator, but he still had a penis.
Ostensibly, Kiwi Farms can be summed-up as the semi-retarded laughing at the profoundly retarded. In reality it is one of the bastions of freedom in an online world where the channels of legitimate communication are being shuttered by nefarious and underhanded means. Often this occurs with the assistance of people who cannot grasp that, if the Farms falls, then it will be their heads that are next on the chopping block. An Internet where a site like Kiwi Farms cannot survive is an unhealthy Internet, and indicative of a wider social and cultural malaise.
I don't quite know how Null didn't end 2022 balled up in the corner, sobbing like Matt Jarbo when he received his silver YouTube play button, but I thank him for fighting back. It was a hell of thing to do.
In the words of Ian McShane in the film Sexy Beast "Gentlemen, you're all cunts," but I love you all anyway.
