10 Years

I'm glad we can be around longer. I have accessing issues(switching to proton VPN seems to be a massive mistake) on the clearnet but still tor in.

I'll keep visiting this place for internet curios as long as it's around.
I've been using Mulvad with no issues, and they're affordably priced. Actually part of why I ditched Express VPN is because so many servers didn't work here. Best one I've used yet, out of four total.
 
It's just Null and Kiwi. Null and Kiwi and their adventures, Kiwi. Null and Kiwi, forever and forever, a hundred years Null and Kiwi, s... things. Me and Null and Kiwi runnin' around and Null and Kiwi time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Null and Kiwi forever a hundred times. Over and over Null and Kiwi adventures dot com W W W dot Null and Kiwi dot com W W W Null and Kiwi adventures all hundred years. Every minute Null and Kiwi dot com W W W hundred times Null and Kiwi dot com.

Justin Roiland slapped a hoe in drunken rage, Morty. That was awesome sauce, Morty.
 
For the life of me I can't remember how I came across Kiwi Farms, but I know it was through learning about Russell Greer. I lurked and nosed through the other threads for a few years, finally joined up to post on Tranny Sideshows about Ellen Page looking like some bloke from a Bongland reality show, and decided that I like it here. It's nice to be able to chat and share ideas with people without automatically being bawled out as every phobe under the sun, and it's also been pretty useful (shout-out to the Sammie Bushart thread and their book recommendations)!

TL;DR - Cheers, Null. Happy anniversary to you, the Farms, and all of the basement-dwelling degens lurking herein 🍻
 
Null, you're the dad and big brother we don't deserve.

I don't mean like a cult-type thing or whatever, but like a bastion of lulz in a sea of increasing agendaum and paradoxical, political unrest of both physically and psychologically damaging proportions.

It's just refreshing to go somewhere and say fuck you without total persecution by the normie elite or what passes for normies these days.

Happy 10 years my fellow lugonies!
 
It's been a blast shitposting with y'all for all these years thanks to Null's patience, ingenuity, and if I remember the quote correctly: "professional bumbling".

As a result of all his work, the autistic cats that roamed the old Internet have found a home here where they still can have the conversations that used to be the vast majority of Internet discussion not all that long ago.

As one of those cats, I appreciate that effort more than anything in an increasingly barren, round-edged, sterilized Internet, so thank you, as always, for doing what you can to keep the community afloat.


When I first joined it was to shitpost about Brianna Wu, and it is surreal looking back on those silly beginnings making fun of an obvious man in a dress (who to this day won't admit it), to find that less than a decade later, the site not only at odds with freaks way more absurd and malicious than Brianna, but be the subject of aggressive media ire, and the catalyst for serious attempts to break the very foundations of the home away from home we have on a sea of interconnected storage.

Oh and Byuu actually convincing the actual media that the oldest lolcow trick in the book, the fake suicide, was actually real, all while leaving shitloads of evidence of duplicitous intent everywhere, then to cap it off, leveraging that to harm the site.

All over gossip. Fucking wild. :story:

So here's to 10 more, and god willing, many more. :drink:
 
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May the chaos reign for a thousand years.

When the internet gets uploaded directly into our brains, and ads / product placements feature in our dreams, and we're all just batteries for the machines - may there still be a place where the dregs of humanity can make joaks.

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