100,000 Calorie Challenges - Fitness Fuel or Cheat Terminal to Fatness?

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I seen videos on YouTube where very young people who have a chance at living past eighty take on 100,000 calories in one fucking day. In translation: Eating the equivalent of fifteen meals per Breakfast/Lunch/Supper/Dinner.

I think I'd throw up if I attempted that. I don't do marathons either.

Is it all an inside joke?

Don't get it.
 
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I don't know how that's possible.

That's the equivalent of eating one of the following:

  • 500 krispie kreme doughnuts (1 Doughnut every 2 mins for 24 hours)
  • 33 Large Pepperoni pizzas (1 large pizza every 45 mins for 24 hours)
  • 175 Big Macs (1 Big Mac every 8 mins for 24 hours)
  • 268 7 Layer Burritos (1 - 7 Layer Burrito every 5 mins for 24 hours)
  • 188 KFC Extra Crispy Chicken Breasts ( 1 Breast every 7 mins for 24 hours)
  • 149 In and Out Double Double Burgers (1 Burger every 9 mins for 24 hours straight)
Nope. Not even. I don't think the human stomach could even manage that much mass.
 
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NumberingYourState said:
I seen videos on YouTube where very young people who have a chance at living past eighty take on 100,000 calories in one fucking day. In translation: Eating the equivalent of fifteen meals per Breakfast/Lunch/Supper/Dinner.

I think I'd throw up if I attempted that. I don't do marathons either.

Is it all an inside joke?

Don't get it.
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Can you post any videos?
 
God damn I thought you were adding a zero there, saw plenty of 10k calorie vids were suggested. I'd take it as symptom of the typical idiot who has to take things way too far. I wouldn't want to be the person who attempted that, your body can only absorb so much in the way of nutrients. A lot of that isn't going to even be digested, and you're going to end up with fun symptoms like steatorrhea when it's time to hit the bathroom.
 
Anyone who does this should be shot in the face.
 
You're not actually eating 100,000 calories though, cos you'd throw up half of it before it had a chance to digest.
I guess the most 'efficient' way would be to make a bunch of those heavy-cream filled shakes that feeders drink, plant yourself on the toilet and drink them steadily over a day while simultaneously firehose shitting into the bowl. Wouldn't make for a particularly interesting video, though.
 
Somewhere in Africa, a child dies a skeleton, while Americans make themselves puke eating processed garbage for the attention of strangers.
 
The only people who watch and enjoy these videos both like the unreal factor to it, plus it gives them a chance to scratch the itch that their sadistic instinct creates.
I can't think of any other reason anyone would regularly watch these.
 
I always hated those "clean your plate there are starving people in X" people... I find myself nodding in agreement with them over this though.

When pro athletes top tier mil etc, can barely put down 1/10th of that and their bodies are pure furnaces for fuel all while spending all day training.

To be fair, in reality, having Mike Phelps try this, he'd have a better shot than random YT tubbo. Hell not even talking a 20th of this anyone who's ever lifted on a bulk diet. It's pretty fucking miserable. I know there are some pictures of me floating around where I have near tears coming from my face eating ice cream because lol need more cals.
 
Why aren't these people vomiting? I don't think I could find much that appeals to me that would add up to that amount of calories in a day. You'd have to eat a ton of very unhealthy stuff that will sit in your gut and not make good neighbors with all of the other stuff you ate.

How do you stand going to the bathroom? Isn't it a traumatizing experience after eating all of that?
 
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