100 DAYS OF WEIGHING IN | DAYS 16-17 - 06/17/19

[pecansandies]

• our gorl is outside absorbign that vitamin D and it's feeling "SO GOOD", ameezeen, etc
• a blue, perfect sky makes her "a little quaky"
• weigh-in for MAY 21st (almost 4 weeks ago) - 567.0lbs (up 2 lbs...probably just swollen)
• seems our gorl is unswolleneded enough to get into the car to
• good news: our gorl got a phone call from the weightloss center (already jumping the gun like she's accomplished something but hey, the cycle has to thrive, new plans have to fail, life goes on)
• SIDENOTE: keeping in mind that this was 4 weeks ago, and she hasn't mentioned shit about it recently, I'm guessing she's already abandoned whatever program they tried to get her to go on by now...just my prediction
• she's excited that she's "getting stuff done". Just so we're clear, getting stuff done = gaining 2lbs, answering the phone, and booking an appointment
• "I personally have been enjoyeen 100 days of weighing in"
• "After 100 days I don't know what I'm going to do because I've really been enjoying this" she's saying this on day 16/100 and has missed several weigh-ins. sis you haven't completed the first 100 calm the fuck down
• thinks the weightloss Dr's plan will go one of two ways: "super strict to the point of like 'I'm going to keel out'" (whatever the fuck that means) or "actually not as strict as we're actually all assuming"....because a light & breezy weightloss plan is going to do the trick when you're almost 600lbs with BED
• "I really don't sweat much you guise that's just the tea of it. I'm not a sweater"
• twinkie starr content!
• "my lipstick is coming off it's a whole frickin stipalation"
• more twinkie storr
• "I think she's lost a little weight. She's a couple pounds overweight...I'm trying to feed her less treats" cut to her warrmort haul where she bought greenies and a giant tub of treats for twinkie

CUT TO NEW DAY (May 22nd)

• "I did look halfway decent...but I just got done crying" heeeeere we go
• didn't weigh-in, cause "mentally"
• "instead of burdening you guys with what's going on and how I'm feeling" (stops to check herself out to admire herself/make sure she looks sad enough) "I'm going to fix myself, breath..."
• a face full of makeup...putting makeup back on is a super deep analogy to self care or something I guess
• "I woke up swollen again"
• "It's that gravity life, I have fluid in my layygs"
• denies having heart failure
• blames being "swollen" on sitting in the car/outside
• shows the date on her macbook as proof that shes....4 weeks behind...I guess?
• wants to buy "the law of attraction" book (which is really just a loser's daydreaming paradise) to help her feel better.
• talks about trying not to eat whatever she wants in between that day and her dr's appointment (she will anyways)
• "in 2 weeks I could easily gain 30lbs"
• "EASILY"
• new goal to lose 5lbs in those two weeks. or at least maintaining.
• "I'm just trying to be realistic for once. I'm like a realism person" BITCH SINCE WHEN

tl;dr - this content is 4 weeks old. our gorl is up 2lbs. she has an appointment at the weightloss clinic finally. preemptively congratulating herself for a job well done on a job she has yet to do. tries to get sympathy by showing she was crying while simultaneously checking herself out. wants to lose (or maintain) 5lbs in 2 weeks before she sees her weightloss doctor

 

[Twinkie]

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[Dax Rambo]

The blue sky makes her quake, much as she makes the Earth quake.

 

[ADHD]

This bitch is claiming she doesn't sweat.

Such youthful, glowing skin!


She shows us the date by hovering over the Calendar app on her Macbook. The Victimlynn part is from May 22.

I'm just trying to be realistic for once I'm like a realism person

 

[Aldora]

This bitch is claiming she doesn't sweat.

Amber doesn't move enough to sweat.

 

[Twinkie]

This bitch is claiming she doesn't sweat.

She's so fucking delusional. She's literally sweating, visibly, while claiming she doesn't sweat. And she's sweating because she's talking.

Also she said she has a health appt and a psych appt in the next two weeks but this was filmed almost a month ago so by now she has seen "the surgeon" and a psychiatrist too.

 

[Aldora]

Also she said she has a health appt and a psych appt in the next two weeks but this was filmed almost a month ago so by now she has seen "the surgeon" and a psychiatrist too.

Amber will be too "swollen" to fit in the car to go to those appointments, the only person she will see is the ubereats driver bringing her her 4000 calories meals.

 

[Dry Gorl]

MAY 21???

Sorry, you may rate me mad on the internet but this bitch truly enrages me. Posting 1-month-old vlogs. Acting smug as fuck. Her half-valley girl, half-fake southern accent. Editing out her deathfat gasps for breath coming from her poor lungs squashed by 200 lbs of fat. I can't stand much more. Praise those with enough patience to recap.

 

[chicken wings]

Highlights:

• May 21: 567 lbs. I don't know how I gain 2lbs you guys.
• Gets in the car! Going for an appointment! No wait, it's BECKY's appointment.
• Claims she's finally received a call back from the doctor's for an appointment for both mental and a phyical. Proceeds to complain about it being farther than expected.
• "I've really enjoy been enjoying the 100 days of weigh in! I don't know what to do after that... maybe a round 2? I would have seen the weight loss doctor by then so..."
• "Maybe the restrictions won't be as strict as they say!"
• "I REALLY DON'T SWEAT MUCH YOU GUYS. EVEN AFTER EXERCISE. I'M JUST NOT A SWEATER. EVEN AFTER I EXERCISE I DON'T SWEAT."
• Twinkie attempting to scale Mt. Amber with much trouble.
• Claims she's trying to feed Twinkie's less treats cos' reasons.
• Says her morning makeup smudge is shitty because she just got done cryying.
• May 22: Didn't weigh in because she is going through scary mental things but doesn't want to burden you, the audience with details.
• "I have liquid swelling up in my legs AND NO I DON'T HAVE HEART FAILURE. QUIT TELLING ME THAT."
• "I got swollen from sitting in the car for 2 hours but I'm really proud of myself"
• Wants to get on Amazon to buy Laws of Attraction because she heard it may make her feel better about herself.
• Claims she knows she needs to work on the mentality that just because she has a weight loss doctor, doesn't mean she can just eat whatever she wants because she knows she can easily gain 30lbs in 2 weeks.
• "Until then, I don't want to do anything drastic so maybe.... I'd just like to lose 5lbs! Or even maintaining means I'm not binging you guys!"
• Cunterlynn makes a brief appearance by mocking people (complete with eyerolling) saying she could lose 5lbs easily at her weight.
• "I'M LIKE A REALISM PERSON"

 

[Aldora]

MAY 21???

Sorry, you may rate me mad on the internet but this bitch truly enrages me. Posting 1-month-old vlogs. Acting smug as fuck. Her half-valley girl, half-fake southern accent. Editing out her deathfat gasps for breath coming from her poor lungs squashed by 200 lbs of fat. I can't stand much more. Praise those with enough patience to recap.

Amber is cunning when it comes to her weight, all her weight videos are weeks/months old, this is so no-one has a real time idea of what her weight really is. If she is 566lbs in the time in these videos, she much be 570-580 now.

 

[2Puss2Post]

A COUPLE POUNDS OVERWEIGHT

A COUPLE.

Twinkie is way more than that gorl poor thing.

 

[a dinosaur]

"I don't want to be hoarded up in my room all the time. It's pretty... cagening."

I know why the cagening-ed bird shrieks.

 

[Richie Richard]

It’s hot because she’s wearing an oversized ultra-insulated suit of blubber. Irritates me how large people always crank the AC. Some of us regular sized gals wanna wear summer dresses but nOOoooOOOoooo, some heifer is always there to create an artificial winter so their heart doesn’t explode and shoot hot french fry grease all over the place. Thanks, fatties, for making me a bring a sweater!

“I’m not a sweat-er” -Dry Gorl

 

[Phalanx]

Literally pointless to recap so here is what happened;
weighed in at 567 - Sure Jan gained 2lbs
SHE FITS IN THE CAR Y'ALL
The weight loss doctor called on 21/5 we can assume she never went.

After that in all powe leveling honesty I was cleaning my office literally says nothing of value

Saved you Gorls 13 minutes of your Laaayyyff

bonus points this "content" is fucking 1 month oldnearly just wow.

In the words of Maya Angelou;

"Why does the cagening bird sing?"

 

[Aldora]

Now Amber has shown us what she is eating everyday, we can expect her to be gaining 1-2lbs everyday. That means that by Day 50(give or take a few days) Amber will hit the big 6-0-0.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

The series is titled 100 DAYS OF WEIGHING IN and not 100 DAYS OF LOSING WEIGHT ...

She knows what she's doing.

 

[chicken wings]

Now Amber has shown us what she is eating everyday, we can expect her to be gaining 1-2lbs everyday. That means that by Day 50(give or take a few days) Amber will hit the big 6-0-0.

Oh she'll hit that mark now that she fits in the car and tries and fails miserably to not binge. Even more so after saying she will try not to binge cos she has a weight loss doctor y'all.

 

[2Puss2Post]

Wait a second...she was saying that she could do a last hurrah for 2 weeks before this big appointment, and this was filmed May 21st...so...has she had the appointment by now? I am so confused. The Amberlynn timeline is more confusing than anything I've seen before.

 

[Dry Gorl]

As soon as her appointment was confirmed, she got a free pass to pig out for the next 2 weeks. She even said so herself. Who else thinks "100 days of weighing in" will never be mentioned again?

Yes, it's now June 17, which means she had her appointment by now, but my guess is she suddenly got too "swollen" and had to reschedule. Or went once and didn't do anything the doctor prescribed. And so ad infinitum...

ETA: Remember how she was going to "finally see someone who specializes in depression, BPD, and schizophrenia" because she has such awful, awful depression? How we never heard about this "specialist" again? Is this what will happen with the weight loss clinic?

 

[Aldora]

Oh she'll hit that mark now that she fits in the car and tries and fails miserably to not binge. Even more so after saying she will try not to binge cos she has a weight loss doctor y'all.

What makes me laugh about Amber is how because she says something, she thinks it will happen. Even after all this time she still doesn't realise that she can't hide in her room, eating all the food Becky brings her, and lose weight. She actually has to, y'know, WORK.