100 DAYS OF WEIGHING IN | DAYS 16-17 - 06/17/19

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

im so proud of our Gorl for sitting in the car for 2.5 hours. way to go Amberlynn! you are fucking kicking ass. aim for 3 hours next week. SMFH.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

Cutting the fat dog down from two treats a day to one treat a day instead of cutting them out all together is so on-track with ALR's mindset for herself. Can't completely do away with the junk food!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Cutting the fat dog down from two treats a day to one treat a day instead of cutting them out all together is so on-track with ALR's mindset for herself. Can't completely do away with the junk food!

But... but... Twinkie gets MAD not getting her two treats a day! AL said so!

 

[Not me]

100 days of not admitting she is 600 lbs already

 

[Gorl68]

Wait.. wtf was that disgusting mound of flesh when she was weighing herself?

 

[Madam Spergwell]

So is she going to be a month behind on her videos from now on? If she actually went to her Dr. appointments and had stayed on a weight loss plan for even a day I think she would have excitedly updated us as if she had already lost 400 lbs.

 

[Not me]

So is she going to be a month behind on her videos from now on? If she actually went to her Dr. appointments and had stayed on a weight loss plan for even a day I think she would have excitedly updated us as if she had already lost 400 lbs.

that's how you know all she did was gain weight by now and loosing 0 lbs

 

[literally low-key]

She was sitting in the car sideways. She is too wide for the door to close if she sits any other way. She most likely couldn't move once the door closed. I wouldn't call that actually fitting.
I bet Becky driving with her in the car is not really safe and maybe not even legal.

 

[2Puss2Post]

Wait.. wtf was that disgusting mound of flesh when she was weighing herself?

I saw that too

Will likely be unable to sleep tonight

 

[Pepper Jack]

I lol'd at her saying she was going to buy that Law of Attraction book

Gorl the only thing you attract is fast food, butch lesbians, and the beetus.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I noticed the sweaty, swollen fatass has to sit sideways in the car in order to fit. But sure Jan, you're doing great. I can only assume she didn't go into the office where Necky had her appointment because they don't have chairs big enough for her in the waiting area.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Amber is outside!... sitting down. She moves a few steps to get to the car, gasping, struggling, gulping the sweet air of life into her blubber padded lungs like she'll die if she has to walk just two more steps. Good thing she can edit that out. Then she's sitting in the car... then sitting outside again... then sitting in the ol' room. Yeah.

So what is this HORSESHIT about setting a realistic goal of 5 pounds- I mean, at least maintaining her weight for 2 weeks til going to the magic weight loss clinic? That's not how anything works. If she can't control herself enough to lose more than 5 pounds of water weight in 2 weeks, aint no doctor going to work on that. As usual Amber has told herself the lie that everything is fine, all she needs to do is not die til the doctor, and then he'll magic all the fat out of her and everything will be cheesecake factory n mcdonalds again. Goddamn this is the most slow and frustrating suicide by food ever seen.

 

[nenko]

She loses 5lbs taking a shit, what is she on about?

 

[Citroen]

Our gorl has reached peak moon, craters and all. Amber was looking into the laah factory the whole time she was talking about the weight clinic appointments that she has definitely made. I don't know how much I believe in eye movement reading, but it's a safe bet those appointments never happened. She's trying to keep the newbies hooked by talking about these future things we know will never come. Makes me wonder to which degree she's consciously aware of her histrionic manipulations, and how much of it is so second nature for her she doesn't even have the insight required to understand that it's manipulative. I think it's the latter.

 

[It's HK-47]

I am legitimately struggling to try and figure out what part of the human body this was supposed to be at 1:04.

 

[Chihiro]

"i'm not a sweat-er"

Gorl.

You sweat just by existing, not to mention you need at minimum 3 industrial fans on you at all times.
"i'm not a sweat-er" *sweat trickles down all over face* puh-LEASE.

 

[clusterfuckk]

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I am legitimately struggling to try and figure out what part of the human body this was supposed to be at 1:04.

I believe it is supposed to be an elbow and the rest of her chicken thigh upper arm?
Regardless when your FUCKING elbow is the size of someones waist, you need to rethink your life choices.

 

[Wyzzerd]

5 pounds in 2 weeks? That's a goal for a normal fat person to hit, she can probably do 25+ in that time of she actually stuck to a diet. Where is the mighty Dr Now when we need him?

I just want her to make a decision already. Either get serious about weight loss or go all out and hit that 600! Stop dancing back and forth with this slow climb into the grave and pick a side.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

General Thoughts:

-She could EASILY gain 30 lbs in 2 weeks?! That's 105,000 calories. That's averaging 7500 calories a day. And that would be easy for her. Jesus Christ. That body don't quit.

-Wonder what her appointment was for. It definitely wasn't for Becky. No way those fluid-filled legs will voluntarily sit in a car for 2 hours, unless she needs medical attention. Or there's the promise of a MEAL. Actually, yeah. Food was 100% involved.

-Fatter and faker than ever. And definitely experiencing some kind of decline in the language processing part of her brain.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

I can almost taste the bedbound saga.