100 DAYS OF WEIGHING IN | DAYS 16-17 - 06/17/19

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What's with the doll?
 
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a dinosaur said:
Luckily, the booths at Casa Grande are jusssst the right size for her "caboose."

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caboose that looks like a walrus. I wonder if she still goes to the Chinese buffet? She can't walk around to get her food so Becky would have to keep going up and getting plates. The place might think Becky is trying to get her moneys worth and that would be embarrassing having to explain Becky isn't eating all of those plates but has to get them for herself and her GF since her GF has mobility issues.
 
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I love her excuse for not sweating during "working out"is that she doesn't sweat please that's a load of bull literally everyone sweats that's the body's natural response to cool down also no vet worth their weight in salt would say Twinkie is "a couple pounds over weight"
 
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marjoram said:
Thumby takes it to therapy to work through some dead nephew issues?
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Ugh, to be a fly on the wall during those therapy sessions. Does she talk about Hamber? Her assorted dead and living nephews? That time when there was a raccoon in the chicken coop? How much she misses her neck?

Around 2:13, she says the doll belongs to Becky's nephews, but more interesting is when she puts the camera near her mouth, and uuuuughhh those teeth are looking pretty rough, gorl. No wonder she said her tooth hurt.

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EMTs wouldn't be obligated to do it. They'd need to bring in a crew that routinely deals with heavy rescue and towing to actually do it safetly.

Remember at her size, the car under normal conditions might break and cause catastrophic accidents. Add in any actual problems, and trying to remove her could lead to fuel spill and fire etc. She'd be stuck in there until an expert crew arrived used to move damaged semis and get the cargo out intact from mangled wrecks. Of this I am not joking.

Yet hamber doesn't care if their car blew a tire and was wedged some where, she's so fat that removing her requires a specialist team normally used for train wrecks etc due to enviromental hazard concerns. Rofl.
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I just had this crazy vision of AL stuck in a wrecked car -- uninjured, but wedged in so tight they have to call in the specialty crew.

While waiting, she orders Mexican food.

Pikapool said:
I love her excuse for not seeing during "working out"is that she doesn't sweat please that's a load of bull literally everyone sweats that's the body's natural response to cool down also no vet worth their weight in salt would say Twinkie is "a couple pounds over weight"
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It's relative, though. A "couple pounds" is AL's way of trying to downplay Twinkie's obesity and make the haydurs look irrational -- totally forgetting we're talking about an eight pound dog, not a 120 pound woman (as AL probably ought to be, at her height).

I believe the definition of obesity is weighing more than 30% of your ideal weight, so if Twinkie's meant to be eight pounds (I'm just guessing) she'd be obese at 10.5 pounds. That would be equivalent to our hypothetical 120 pound woman shooting up to 156 pounds and acting like it's no big deal (though to be honest, if AL did hit 156 pounds and become merely fat instead of a mockery of her Creator, we'd all be pretty impressed).

Of course, it's not as bad as Twinkie weighing 37 pounds, which is what she would weigh to equal AL's level of obesity, more or less.

So "a couple of pounds" is actually really serious for that poor dog.

But this is too much logic for AL "the walking calculator" R.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
I just had this crazy vision of AL stuck in a wrecked car -- uninjured, but wedged in so tight they have to call in the specialty crew.

While waiting, she orders Mexican food.



It's relative, though. A "couple pounds" is AL's way of trying to Twinkie's obesity and make the haydurs look irrational -- totally forgetting we're talking about an eight pound dog, not a 120 pound woman (as AL probably ought to be, at her height).

I believe the definition of obesity is weighing more than 30% of your ideal weight, so if Twinkie's meant to be eight pounds (I'm just guessing) she'd be obese at 10.5 pounds. That would be equivalent to our hypothetical 120 pound woman shooting up to 156 pounds and acting like it's no big deal (though to be honest, if AL did hit 156 pounds and be merely fat and not a mockery of her Creator, we'd all be pretty impressed).

Of course, it's not as bad as Twinkie weighing 37 pounds, which is what she would weigh to equal AL's level of obesity, more or less.

So "a couple of pounds" is actually really serious for that poor dog.

But this is too much logic for AL "the walking calculator" R.
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I'm pretty sure you can suck the fat outta Twinkie and make another dog for Al to abuse
 
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RainbowStarlight said:
If she needs to squeeze herself into the backseat then I really don't think she should be going anywhere, even to a doctor's appointment. That sounds crazy but hear me out. What if they get into a car accident and the EMTs are obligated to pry her mammoth body out of there? I don't wish that on anyone.
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Obligated to respond to the scene, obligated to act in the best interest of the patient. You could make a case that the scene became unsafe and you were forced to abandon to avoid being sucked into her hamplanet orbit.

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EMTs wouldn't be obligated to do it. They'd need to bring in a crew that routinely deals with heavy rescue and towing to actually do it safetly.

Remember at her size, the car under normal conditions might break and cause catastrophic accidents. Add in any actual problems, and trying to remove her could lead to fuel spill and fire etc. She'd be stuck in there until an expert crew arrived used to move damaged semis and get the cargo out intact from mangled wrecks. Of this I am not joking.

Yet hamber doesn't care if their car blew a tire and was wedged some where, she's so fat that removing her requires a specialist team normally used for train wrecks etc due to enviromental hazard concerns. Rofl.
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Fire and EMS are normally the most qualified for vehicle extrication, occasionally electrical companies will step in, too. Taking fat people out of cars requires greater access to the carriage. When a normal person gets in a crash and needs to be taken out of the car, you remove the door and bend the frame out a bit. Someone like ALR would likely require dismantling the entire carriage if she was critically injured just to get her out safely. Also, I think she qualifies for Big Barry.
 
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God damn it, what a disappointing mess of a fucking video.
I can't even motivate myself to care anymore about the weigh-in lies....this whole last month or so of stale, 4 week old videos have been draining and boring as hell.

I didn't want this trite, nothing-y void to come back to after the weekend. Especially after a drought of "shopping sprees" and other boring crap.

I had been having my fingers crossed for an exciting Monday return to form with either:
> A cunty, holier-than-thou Mukbang
or
> Depreshunn/AnxietyLynn weeping and wailing and pretending to fake cry again (with dry eyes) about how hard everything is and how her life is so difficult and woe is me blah blah

Either would have shaken up the comments, the Ambabies, the reaction channels, etc etc
But fucking no. More of the worst, most boring Era ever.
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
God damn it, what a disappointing mess of a fucking video.
I can't even motivate myself to care anymore about the weigh-in lies....this whole last month or so of stale, 4 week old videos have been draining and boring as hell.

I didn't want this trite, nothing-y void to come back to after the weekend. Especially after a drought of "shopping sprees" and other boring crap.

I had been having my fingers crossed for an exciting Monday return to form with either:
> A cunty, holier-than-thou Mukbang
or
> Depreshunn/AnxietyLynn weeping and wailing and pretending to fake cry again (with dry eyes) about how hard everything is and how her life is so difficult and woe is me blah blah

Either would have shaken up the comments, the Ambabies, the reaction channels, etc etc
But fucking no. More of the worst, most boring Era ever.
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That "burst" of content after the boycott or whatever last what, two weeks? Now we are back to month old videos with amber just sitting and talking to the camera.

She's effectively bed bound but is too bizarrely prideful to monetize it. Remember when she said it would depend on "what the check says" if she'd do MSPL? The youtube check must not be telling are gorl the right things. She'll only share her real indignities (much worse than not fitting in a car) for real money. Not 3K-4 a month on Youtube.
 
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EnolaG said:
If/when she has an emergency and the EMTs are called, only to tell her they'll have to crane lift and U-haul her ass off of Pillow Mountain she'd still, at the earliest convenience, vlog about something stupid like how the ambulances in Kentucky are just smaller than ones everywhere else and it's definitely not her fault because she's not the size of an obese baby elephant, gorls!
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Baby elephants are actually a unit of measurement I find useful for illustrating Amber's weight and what you're looking at is a person who is the size of 2 1/3 baby elephants at this point.
 
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