100 Days of Weighing In | Days 5-7 - 05/27/19

What made Albert not weigh in on Mother's Day?

  • Ornge Chekeen

    Votes: 35 13.6%
  • Getting a call from her mother in prison

    Votes: 12 4.7%
  • Cheat day as a reward for only gaining 1.2 pounds in two days

    Votes: 122 47.5%
  • She did weigh in, it was just another gain but this time it was massive

    Votes: 88 34.2%

  • Total voters
    257
The thought of AL wearing a tiny backpack made me have a good laugh. Could you imagine that fat bitch trying to reach around to get to a small backpack? It’d be like a T-rex trying to swim.


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It's really something.
 
The thought of AL wearing a tiny backpack made me have a good laugh. Could you imagine that fat bitch trying to reach around to get to a small backpack? It’d be like a T-rex trying to swim.
Oh you guys must be new. The tiny backpack was just as iconic an accessory as the cat ears for a while.
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And of course I couldn't find my favorite gif of her twirling with it in walmart, so have a still instead:
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There's all this talk about how she theoretically should lose weight and how she claims losing 60lbs in 100 days isn't possible yet it is bc TDEE and BMR all that--but the thing is, she already admitted this is true. She's brought this up before, saying something akin to: "I should lose about a pound a day," just from moving the slightest amount. She even mentioned her TDEE, how much she burns at rest, all of it. I can't remember the video exactly, but it was during her 8,000 steps a story arc and she was addressing the camera directly.

She already personally knows and admitted, and has made others aware, that she can easily lose a pound a day (while she was at a lighter weight, mind you)--even if she eats upwards of 2000+ calories a day and hardly moves. She's shifting the narrative again.

Sidenote: I haven't gone onto her actual channel for a while, but decided to in order to find this video and wow at the fucking wall of clickbait
 
There's all this talk about how she theoretically should lose weight and how she claims losing 60lbs in 100 days isn't possible yet it is bc TDEE and BMR all that--but the thing is, she already admitted this is true. She's brought this up before, saying something akin to: "I should lose about a pound a day," just from moving the slightest amount. She even mentioned her TDEE, how much she burns at rest, all of it. I can't remember the video exactly, but it was during her 8,000 steps a story arc and she was addressing the camera directly.

She already personally knows and admitted, and has made others aware, that she can easily lose a pound a day (while she was at a lighter weight, mind you)--even if she eats upwards of 2000+ calories a day and hardly moves. She's shifting the narrative again.

Sidenote: I haven't gone onto her actual channel for a while, but decided to in order to find this video and wow at the fucking wall of clickbait
Technically she could, but then we are talking about Amber. She would rather come up with excuses then stop stuffing her face.
 
  • increased 0.2 pounds from yesterday
  • blames it on her sleep schedule, is totally OK with gaining weight
Yet she sobbed over a .2 elbee gain in one of her YouTube lives. Ever the queen of manipulation, our gorl can't pass up the opportunity to blame gains on Haydurrs, melatonin, her Aunt Tammy being mean, people holding her accountable, et al.
 
Oh you guys must be new. The tiny backpack was just as iconic an accessory as the cat ears for a while.
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And of course I couldn't find my favorite gif of her twirling with it in walmart, so have a still instead:
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I think that cat ears pic gives a good idea of how big AL is in real life. and that was 50- pounds ago. Just imagine how hard it was for people in the store to see a 500 pound woman in cat ears twirling around by the cakes and cookies and not laugh.
 
I think that cat ears pic gives a good idea of how big AL is in real life. and that was 50- pounds ago. Just imagine how hard it was for people in the store to see a 500 pound woman in cat ears twirling around by the cakes and cookies and not laugh.

The fact the pic is next to the fucking cakes is just... But yeah, it just looks wrong. Like if you put a wide-lens distortion on her, but then you realize no that's actual width. She's more careful about unflattering angles these days, so much so that you can forget how massive she really is. But then stop and think, you're looking at enough mass that you could literally, physically fit a family of four in one Amber, with leftover room to spare.
 
That thumbnail though. This is officially my new favourite still:
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I stopped watching shortly after that shot. I was frightened that one of her fat-laden titties was going to plop right out on the sink. Her face looks disastrously bad in close up. Looking at the titty that nearly went flop, pretty sure those are some nasty stretch marks. I think I need to divorce myself from watching her or reading these threads. It's gotten beyond lolcow to the point it's actually quite disturbing to even watch this fat bitch continue to rationalize her whole sorry existence.
 
Big Al HAS a mini backpack that she has worn out in public and it was exactly as hilarious as you imagine.....
God I miss the tiny backpack I would watch every last one of her videos if she started wearing it again. It clung to her back like a baby gorilla clings to it's mother and even that description is too delicate to depict the hilarity.
 
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