100 Nulls vs a Gorilla - One angry as fuck Gorilla at that

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Setting: deep in the jungles of Africa

The gorilla is mad for some inexplicable reason. It's a poster on the man-hate thread.

The Nulls have surrounded the gorilla in a circle.

Random encounter. Bloodlusted.

Who wins?
 
Josh has the advantage of experience getting fucked by a gorilla (Jim had mentioned offhandedly that it was the cure for coronavirus) - A hundred Joshies will exhaust the ape to the point of emaciation, electrolytic imbalance, cardiac arrest, and sore balls.
 
It's a poster on the man-hate thread.
That would be a diseased, fat orc, not a gorilla.

In any case, if it was an actual gorilla mad enough to kill a 100 people, he would do so. The best Nulls could do is get on top and attempt to asphyxiate him, but with barely the swing of one arm, he would send over 10 Nulls flying.

So Nulls would try to distract him and make some sort of weapon, made with sticks, so then it would depend on the specific environment within the vague setting that you give (just the jungle).
 
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