100% Serious commission request - Will pay BTC

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Napoleon Bonerfart

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I need a 3d model of Vladimir Putin's head, with a hole in the mouth that can hold an object the size of a cavendish banana, after I 3d print a negative and cast a silicone mold and use it to hide my supply of cavendish bananas that I think are being stolen by mexicans or something. Also if the mouth canal was extra tight so that if the Mexicans were not scared off by the visage of a Russsian dictator and found out where I hid the bananas, they will have a difficult time removing them because the extra tightness will keep the bananas safely in place.

Please help me out I am at my wits-end about Mexicans stealing my cavendish bananas.
 
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Dude.

Just slap a latex Halloween putin mask on a melon and drill a hole in the right place.

Warm the melon. Cavendish bananas are easily damaged by cold.
 
I can make you a digital portrait of Putin, which you could get printed, then you could hide them banananans from the Mexicans Banaanan stealers by storing them inside the print(?)
 
I'll make a model of this and upload it to Thingiverse on ONE condition:
You post pictures of it being used... For hiding your cavendish naners from the Mexicans, of course. :oops:
 
This is literally the easiest shit ever, you just need a 3D model of the guy and a cool little peg shape and then you do the boolean and you instantly have a man with a banana shaped hole in his head
 
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