Sonichu 11/11/2017 - Sonic Forces - Money Wasting

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jc17 said:
Yes, make a mod on the computer that can be accessed through the ps4, Xbox1 and switch.

... Isn't that like trying to make a dvd thats compatible with bluray and vhs? Then again, this is the same moron that demanded Sega recall every Sonic Boom game and every dvd and file of the show just to change Sonic's arm color with no cost to the consumer and out of their own pocket. Holy shit, I know how stupid he is but damn sometimes even I'm taken aback by it. His complete lack of logic with buisness and finances are absolutely amazing.
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The further something is from his own experience, the harder it is for him to understand it in non-Chris terms. He probably thinks it's just a case of typing "AND MAKE IT COMPATIBLE WITH EVERYTHING CHRISTINE WESTON CHANDLER USES."
 
Tragi-Chan said:
The further something is from his own experience, the harder it is for him to understand it in non-Chris terms.
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Always assumed this was a core reason he didn't play more MMO/social games. That and, from everything we've seen, Chris is awful at vidya. Those of you saying this is a short game anyone can beat in a few hours have underestimated Chris' inability.
 
jc17 said:
Yes, make a mod on the computer that can be accessed through the ps4, Xbox1 and switch.

... Isn't that like trying to make a dvd thats compatible with bluray and vhs? Then again, this is the same moron that demanded Sega recall every Sonic Boom game and every dvd and file of the show just to change Sonic's arm color with no cost to the consumer and out of their own pocket. Holy shit, I know how stupid he is but damn sometimes even I'm taken aback by it. His complete lack of logic with buisness and finances are absolutely amazing.
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From a lot of stuff Chris does and say, I have the theory than he doesn't understand fuck about advertising either. I bet he thinks, or used to think at least, that tv, webs, etc, advertise stuff just out of pure altruism or because they happen to "like" whatever product. You know, like Axe's ad on Sonichu, or Chris parroting publicity slogans at any opportunity, like saying "Eat Healthy with Premium McWraps, Apple Slices and Tea" on a fb post just because he was at a McDonald's, despite that being irrelevant to whatever he was bitching about.

With that and being an uncritical idiot who takes anything on an ad at face value, Chris is a publicist's wet dream.
 
Sackity said:
I'm pretty sure that he picked that up from the comics. They had all these different dimensions and used "Prime" to describe the one the comics took place in. Yes, I know it's autistic.
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Muscle Bra said:
Who in turn stole it from DC Comics. IIRC, Earth Prime is "our" earth (i.e. the real one), Earth-1 is the world the DC superheroes inhabit, and Earth-2 is for the Golden Age heroes.
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I can't look it up because the CWCki is still down, but I believe Chris actually got the "prime" idea from HotDiggityDemon, who did a parody MLP comic on his Tumblr a few years back (I believe the premise was his "Jappleack" parody met "Applejack Prime" in an alternate universe).

Pringus said:
So, how much do you guys wanna bet that he’s gonna buy the PC port too, just in case some doofus makes a Sonichu mod?
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He won't. He likely thinks you can magic a PC mod to a PS4 because
Accel said:
This is the same guy who thought you could pirate copies of a PS3 game and play them on the 360 and fucking Wii.
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Pony Horn said:
Great way to commemorate Veteran's Day, Chris.
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Gaze upon his works, ye Kiwis, & despair. This is what our veterans strove to protect.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
No. He would need to build a fairly powerful PC with a dedicated graphics card just to run it, and considering his incompetence...
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Not necessarily, as long as he isn't picky about graphics settings, resolution or framerates, he can run things on a relative potato.

Sonic Forces itself seems to have a pretty low set of minimum requirements for a modern game, especially when it comes to the GPU:

System Requirements
  • Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 Service Pack 1
    • Processor: Intel i5 5th gen @ 2.7Ghz or AMD A10 7th gen @ 3.0Ghz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750 Ti or AMD R7 265
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 18 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Sound: 11 compatible
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I can't look it up because the CWCki is still down, but I believe Chris actually got the "prime" idea from HotDiggityDemon, who did a parody MLP comic on his Tumblr a few years back (I believe the premise was his "Jappleack" parody met "Applejack Prime" in an alternate universe).
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The CWCki is working for me just fine..
 
neural said:
Not necessarily, as long as he isn't picky about graphics settings, resolution or framerates, he can run things on a relative potato.

Sonic Forces itself seems to have a pretty low set of minimum requirements for a modern game, especially when it comes to the GPU:

System Requirements

  • Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 Service Pack 1
    • Processor: Intel i5 5th gen @ 2.7Ghz or AMD A10 7th gen @ 3.0Ghz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750 Ti or AMD R7 265
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 18 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Sound: 11 compatible
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Gonna say with 100% certainty that Chris doesn't have specs anywhere close to that.
 
neural said:
Not necessarily, as long as he isn't picky about graphics settings, resolution or framerates, he can run things on a relative potato.

Sonic Forces itself seems to have a pretty low set of minimum requirements for a modern game, especially when it comes to the GPU:

System Requirements
  • Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 7 Service Pack 1
    • Processor: Intel i5 5th gen @ 2.7Ghz or AMD A10 7th gen @ 3.0Ghz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750 Ti or AMD R7 265
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 18 GB available space
    • Sound Card: Sound: 11 compatible

The CWCki is working for me just fine..
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If he had those specs, he would hump that PC till it blew up. Without the need of any trolling campaign.
 
Is it just me or is that shade of yellow kind of eye straining? And the eyes look like he's having a Vietnam flashback, I can't believe even when he's given a tool for creating a sonic recolor he fails.
 
Chandler Cats said:
I just want someone to make the thing and then tell him "no".
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Better still, come up with a decent but not marvellous version and let Chris know, and then just not do any further work on it at all. Whenever he comes back to you demanding querulously to know where the finished version is just keep replying...

'I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!'
 
Seriously can someone here please try to create sonichu with the character creator? I saw you unlock a tons of clothes through the game so I'm sure there'll be a belly patch somewhere
 
also autistic said:
Is it just me or is that shade of yellow kind of eye straining? And the eyes look like he's having a Vietnam flashback, I can't believe even when he's given a tool for creating a sonic recolor he fails.
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I know that Rev from Vinesauce made his character look like he is having an eternal Vietnam flashback. Also, I don't think Chris has all the items needed to make Sonichu, if that is possible. Even if he had all the items, he would still fail.
also autistic said:
Seriously can someone here please try to create sonichu with the character creator? I saw you unlock a tons of clothes through the game so I'm sure there'll be a belly patch somewhere
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I don't own the game, so take my response with a grain of salt. I don't think there are belly patches, but there is chest hair.
 
The only Sonic games I ever played and enjoyed were the ones on the Genesis. I can't even visualize Chris playing those, given how difficult they are. He's terrible at videogames, so how the hell did he even play those? I know he's been obsessed with Sonic since its inception. He has to have at least attempted to play them.
 
Bryan Magee said:
The only Sonic games I ever played and enjoyed were the ones on the Genesis. I can't even visualize Chris playing those, given how difficult they are. He's terrible at videogames, so how the hell did he even play those? I know he's been obsessed with Sonic since its inception. He has to have at least attempted to play them.
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It’s a given that Chris had a genesis back in the 90s and played sonic into the ground. Perhaps he got good enough at the game via sheer repetition that he could beat it (anecdotally, persistence seems to be the only valuable Vidya skill Chris possesses). Perhaps he just used a Game Genie (pure speculation on my part, but it would be the most likely solution for a shitty 90s player).
 
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