Sonichu 11/11/2017 - Sonic Forces - Money Wasting

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UGADawg08 said:
Someone PLEASE give him a virus by claiming it's a Sonichu mod file.
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Yeah... that won't work.

Last time someone tried to send Chris compromised technology, they sent him a laptop with malware on it (a keylogger). What Chris did was, waddle his fat ass down to best buy and have them wipe it and put a new OS on it.

Chris got a free (minus the cost of geek squad) laptop out of a weening attempt.

He'll just pass the file onto his people first (like Rocky or watermelon or whoever) to vet it.
 
Marvin said:
Yeah... that won't work.

Last time someone tried to send Chris compromised technology, they sent him a laptop with malware on it (a keylogger). What Chris did was, waddle his fat ass down to best buy and have them wipe it and put a new OS on it.

Chris got a free (minus the cost of geek squad) laptop out of a weening attempt.

He'll just pass the file onto his people first (like Rocky or watermelon or whoever) to vet it.
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For what it's worth if someone wanted to make the effort to create a mod file (likely for the pc which would be a waste of time since Chris isn't a pc gamer) it would be better to just give him what he wants but with something out of place that would bug him (blue arms, replace all the audio files with JUULLLLAY).
Wouldnt checking the file require them to have atleast the desired console Chris wants to use it on, Chris doesn't want a PC mod he wants a console mod....I know he won't get one but in theory that's the situation
 
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Nightstar said:
"Please, someone do all the work for me since I lack talent and inspiration, and I am too lazy."
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Well atleast he's not asking for it to be compatible with a 3d holographic pokedex which is compatible with all previous versions of games and hardware and future proof for any new nintendo consoles and pokemon games....yet
 
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MMX said:
For what it's worth if someone wanted to make the effort to create a mod file (likely for the pc which would be a waste of time since Chris isn't a pc gamer) it would be better to just give h what he wants but would something out of place that would bug him (blue arms, replace all the audio files with JUULLLLAY).
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Yeah, you could maybe get a decent series of videos by breaking things in subtle ways and then requesting Chris file "bug reports" via video.
MMX said:
Would checking the file require them to have atleast the desired console Chris wants to use it on, Chris doesn't want a PC mod he wants a console mod....I know he won't get one but in theory that's the situation
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They wouldn't check it though. They'd just say "Chris, it's a virus, throw it away and stop bugging me".
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Well, it took me literally seconds of work, but I've created a perfect OC Sonichu. Someone please contact Chris and let him know.

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why is there grass in that poop
 
Bryan Magee said:
The only Sonic games I ever played and enjoyed were the ones on the Genesis. I can't even visualize Chris playing those, given how difficult they are. He's terrible at videogames, so how the hell did he even play those? I know he's been obsessed with Sonic since its inception. He has to have at least attempted to play them.
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Chris beat Sonic 06, he might even have 100% it. And that's a 20 hour game that even some the most hardcore Sonic fans didn't complete. IIRC he even bought all the DLC for it which was just a bunch of harder difficulty modes.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
For some reason, almost all the screenshots I've seen of OCs from that game look like that. Either people gravitate towards that specific set of eyes for comedy's sake, or Sonic Team should fire all their 3D modelers.
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Seems to be the case. Jim Sterling, Woolie, and Maximilian all went with the "soulless stepford hedgehog" joke character.
 
Has anyone tried to make Sonichu after unlocking everything? Just to illustrate how lazy Chris is?

Doctor Butler said:
Seems to be the case. Jim Sterling, Woolie, and Maximilian all went with the "soulless stepford hedgehog" joke character.
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In max's case it was because he has a picture of his dog with that thousand yard stare. Though it does illustrate how soulless the game is
 
Unlocking everything takes time. As it is you get gear for beating the level the first time, getting an S rank, beating challenges and 'getting honors' with the species you chose. The challenges are simple but annoying; for example one is use a specific weapon in a level and kill three enemies in a row with it. Once you do that and beat the level you'll get another just like it but now you have to kill five in a row.
 
Sackity said:
I'm pretty sure that he picked that up from the comics. They had all these different dimensions and used "Prime" to describe the one the comics took place in. Yes, I know it's autistic.
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Fatty never read comics. Not even those cool Sonic Comics. Chances are more likely he was introduced to the concept by Family Guy or some other bullshittery.
 
NinFreakLan said:
Fatty never read comics. Not even those cool Sonic Comics. Chances are more likely he was introduced to the concept by Family Guy or some other bullshittery.
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I swear he's made some reference to the Archie Sonic before. I don't think he really read them but he's probably been exposed to them in some fashion.

That said, I have a good feeling Prime is a Transformers reference if it's Chris.
 
Keine said:
I swear he's made some reference to the Archie Sonic before. I don't think he really read them but he's probably been exposed to them in some fashion.

That said, I have a good feeling Prime is a Transformers reference if it's Chris.
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As comicfag and /co/ user I'm gonna lay it out simple. "Prime" is the main universe that a comic publisher focuses on. Like Marvel's main focus is on Earth-616, DC is on Earth-1/Earth-0, and IDW is on Prime Universe. However expecting OPL to know that is like expecting him to know who the Necrotitan from Transformers is, how a fucking space robot became Space-Horse Thor, or know that Superman once had the Ultimate Mullet. It's stuff you have to read and Chris isn't a reader. Dude's more liable to try and rewrite it to be based on his fucked up little headcanon.
 
Keine said:
I swear he's made some reference to the Archie Sonic before. I don't think he really read them but he's probably been exposed to them in some fashion.
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He's definitely seen them. A fight scene between Chris-Chan Sonichu and Reldnahc Sonichu in issue 10 was more or less directly traced from one between Sonic and Knuckles - I think - from one of the Archie issues, which is why the art quality suddenly improves in that one scene.

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