11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

Sam Losco said:
It's fake.
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You know I really want to help you along. I know you have HRT wet brain and chingchongstic is just too autistic to survive alone in this world so I'll give you both a hint. The email was real. The email was sent. The email was replied to. The C&D letter was sent with the original email. The double spacing excuse is dumb that's how protonmail emails show up. The fact that you think the C&D letter is too explicit to be real is dumb and wet brain logic. Now I know jokes aren't allowed on here even if they're funny so I'm not admitting to any, but if there was a joke you two super sleuths haven't figured it out yet.
Sinpie said:
How disappointing. It seems like it was just wishful thinking of me wanting it to be real.
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Don't be disappointed, Losco doesn't know what he's talking about.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
Not sure a Christian crowdfunding site would appreciate a walking abortion grifting through their site.
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The same could be said about megachurches and televangelists asking their followers to donate for their private jets and trips to exotic locations for alcohol and sex. Many gullible, Christian in the name only goons eat this stuff up and think sending money to grifters will grant them fortunes in their current life. It's like the various "fortune Gods" in Asian folk religion, consumerism and material wealth is their religious affiliation.

I'm sure Christ approves of such grift.

While I suppose there's people with legitimate issues and Christians who just want to help others using this service, the whole point about religion is objective morality. Ralph's action is antithetical to any religion's moral code but his own: gamble, eat, consume, infidelity, sodomy.
 
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412-L said:
So Ralph is like the wigger equivalent of a fat Buddha statue?
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More like Zhu Bajie before he was reformed as a monk. It checks out, both are worthless alcoholics that love to eat, drink, and go after little girls.

One is an actual pig demon that was eventually reformed. The other is a masquerading as a human and will never be reformed, and he is worse.
 
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GL09 said:
Scamming Christians, I would call that a new low but it’s exactly what I would expect of Ralph.

God damn misandrist courts! When can a good honest Christian American man like Ralph catch a break!

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What a brain dead audience.
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Ralph's audience ask how did they manage to remove his name as Xander's father.

He doesn't know that the courts can't deny a parent paternity.

He doesn't know that the father needs to be present at the birth or have the mother consent to name Ralph as the father.

He doesn't know how Ralph landed himself into that situation and just takes Ralph's word for it.

I always wondered why Ralph's audience come up with excuses for his behaviour. One thing to view his show, but quite another to defend him no matter how scummy he behaves. I thought that they are secret "alawgs" themselves, goading and encouraging Ralph so that he can land himself in even more trouble.

However, it turns out that a lot of it could all down to plain ignorance about his situation or stupidity.
 
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CECA Loather said:
I always wondered why Ralph's audience come up with excuses for his behaviour. One thing to view his show, but quite another to defend him no matter how scummy he behaves. I thought that they are secret "alawgs" themselves, goading and encouraging Ralph so that he can land himself in even more trouble.
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Its mostly just WigNats left who just like Ralph because he'll say "Faggot" or suggest how bad Jews are. They really are that easy to please. Though they should adjust their Jewdar for the next time Pantsu is on screen.

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Have you guys been sending Ralph your Prayers?
 
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Edilg said:
Have you guys been sending Ralph your Prayers?
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Got some great verses for when I do.
  • Isaiah 66:13: "As one whom his birther comforts, so I will comfort you."
  • Isaiah 49:15: "Can a birther forget its nursing child? Can it feel no love for the child it has borne?"
  • Psalm 139:13-14: "For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my birther's womb.I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well."
  • Genesis 3:20: "The man called his fine bitch’s name Eve, because it was the birther of all living."
  • Luke 2:51: "And his birther treasured up all these things in its heart."
  • Exodus 20:12: "Honor your father and your birther, so that you may live long in the land the Lord your God is giving you."
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
Fun fact: Ralph ran an episode of Game Gunts tonight to raise awareness for his guntsendgo. He raised a total of $0 on it since this morning.
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this is pretty funny; we really need to withold our stories for months after they happen to @Haru Okumura has ralph bits from over a decade ago he's waiting to unload to fuck with people.
 
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Dono's seem to be drying up, his tally at the time of this post is $535.

I wonder if Ralph will sperg out at any of his "friends" who don't donate, as he can say that they don't care about him having custody rights.

Thinking of Diddler Dax in particular.

Also if the total remains pathetically low, does Ralph make a large anonymous donation so that it doesn't look like he has such little support.
 
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