11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

[Marvin]

Is it obesity or does she really take hormons?

Chris was prescribed HRT by a doctor.

 

[deadson]

Am I the only one who thinks it's not really necesary to spread such a file into the hands of a dozen people?
Anyone can find it here, save it and use it against him.
Discussing the necesarity of it and how one thinks about it is fine of course, but spreading the original file..?

I don't know. Am I really the only one who has a problem with this kind of threads? Who knows maybe I became too strict.

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Honestly guys, I am astonished by the development of her upperchest so far!
Is it obesity or does she really take hormons?

If you have a problem with these threads then you probably shouldn't be here.

 

[harmacist]

Am I the only one who thinks it's not really necesary to spread such a file into the hands of a dozen people?
Anyone can find it here, save it and use it against him.
Discussing the necesarity of it and how one thinks about it is fine of course, but spreading the original file..?

I don't know. Am I really the only one who has a problem with this kind of threads? Who knows maybe I became too strict.

i think you're in the wrong place

 

[XE 600]

I regret checking this thread out.

 

[UnKillFill]

Trump would call them yuge and put them on a slice of pizza.

And he'd eat it backwards.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Taint_fairy]

that vid was like something from a horror flick... kinda regret seeing it

 

[Vyxenn]

I'm too scared to watch

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I'm too scared to watch

Be glad Chris has no sense of camera angles, because it'd be a lot worse otherwise.

Laymen's terms: You can't even see anything, apart from jerky movements.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I'm too scared to watch

Spoiler: I know it's cliche but I had to do it

 

[geg]

Spoiler: I know it's cliche but I had to do it

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
I saw an autistic man masturbate to All-Star.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die.

 

[Mason Verger]

What, did you guys just get the Internet or something? This shit is pretty PG-13 just in Chris terms alone.

 

[deadson]

What, did you guys just get the Internet or something? This shit is pretty PG-13 just in Chris terms alone.

Eh, it's up there, but deff not the worst I've seen from him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What, did you guys just get the Internet or something? This shit is pretty PG-13 just in Chris terms alone.

Just wait until he gives handies to men wearing Magi-Chan and Sonichu masks on video. I have a feeling it will happen.

 

[Looney Troons]

The way he belts out the word ‘mold’ (sounds like a dying billy goat) nearing the end of the clip made the suffering worthwhile.

 

[Mason Verger]

Eh, it's up there, but deff not the worst I've seen from him.

It might break the top 5, but only barely. I think cake farts is worse, and it's miles away from unclit. I'm just saying that if they think grainy footage of Chris pulling his pud is bad, they should avoid the filthy Phil thread.

 

[anephric]

All the videos Chris makes have this weird filter of grime and age like someone’s photo on Unsolved Mysteries. It could be innocuous or even funny but there’s still that weird feeling that Chris’s world is not made for human viewing.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Bob could have never imagined in a million years what would one day take place in front of the "WEST CHANDLER TON MANOR" sign the day he made it.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

All the videos Chris makes have this weird filter of grime and age like someone’s photo on Unsolved Mysteries. It could be innocuous or even funny but there’s still that weird feeling that Chris’s world is not made for human viewing.

I'd chalk it up to a combination of poor hygiene and, let's face it, abused housewives are treated better than Chris' video equipment. He's even still punching the camera.

 

[queerape]

Eh, it's up there, but deff not the worst I've seen from him.

Yeah, the unclit, and were worse for sure. But this is probably the most bizarre video in the last little while.

 

[Troutsmacked]

"Silence of the Hams" is my own personal title for this video.