Lovequest 11/2/15 - HelloLadyFans

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My vagina just retracted into itself. It's like a Barbie doll down there. I think it's for the best, though, because now I never want to have sex again.
 
Laugh all you want trolls, but at the end of the day. You can't keep a good woman down. Chris IS showing improvement here. The lighting of the most recent videos is an improvement.... SO TAKE THAT TROLLS! Proof that Chris is improving.
 
Well at least he didn't say asexual women so I'm safe. Except from the nightmares I'm going to have from watching that of course.

Just as I thought Chris was becoming mundane.. jfc...
 
I nearly fell out of my chair when she pulled her shirt down.
My god, I hope she starts posting videos more often. I got a serious wave of nostalgia.
 
"Even if things don't work out in the long run, you'll still get a new friend in me anyway."

Well... At least he has a better attitude than the loveshies.
 
[Goodbye Horses intensifies]
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Seriously, after so long, he's falling back into the same behaviour patterns that caused 90% of the shit Chris is known for today.
"Catherine" started cause Chris got lazy with his troll-protection, but this is almost like the old days.
The thing about this one is (unlike Catherine) as far as we can tell Chris made this video of her own volition. It goes back to the old adage "Chris is his own best troll".

We don't suspect cool guys put em up to this do we? Also, I realize now this video is directed at...well us I guess. Does she expect someone would either A: happen to be local or B: would go all the way to Virginia just to "go out to dinner" with Chris? Chris keeps going on about "we could go and hang out and see how it goes from there", that's a pretty weird thing to broadcast out to his 'fanbase' who live all over the world.
 
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Uhm... What's with the turban? Also noticed how he shaved his legs to be womanly.

She said in the video she's just come out of the shower. Providing Chris still has the long hair, it'll be to soak up the water and shit from her hair.

Anyway I have never laughed so hard. GG Chrissy. GG.
 
This made me more uncomfortable than the video where he shows that chick how he was going to eat her out.
 
I have a feeling Chris is trying emulate a sultry voiced, sassy lady from the 1950s.

I'm between laughing and being creeped out.
 
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