Lovequest 11/2/15 - HelloLadyFans

[Bertram]

Not to be "that guy" but this probably doesn't signify a return to form for Chris. He's likely still going to be mostly dormant (I don't count Facebook updates for his dumb Amiibos as "content"). Every few months, something like this will happen (i.e. "DON'T CALL ANYBODY!"). Chris hasn't been consistent with his entertaining content since 2010.

In the last two months Chris has produced more content voluntarily than he has in years. No one's pulling the strings, this is all Chris.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Chris has become the Carmen Miranda of our nightmares...! Welcome back, Clown Prince of Fail!

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Wow... just... damn. Too bad Chris doesn't live in the era of VHS dating tapes anymore. You know he'd pay to get his video message out there.

Chris slowly lowering his shirt to seduce us... Subtle, Chris.

Notice how he's subtly -well, as subtle as Chris can get- leaning over to make his D-cups look bigger.

"The body that can go any way you desire"

Chris will only run out of milk once he's dead.

Still plenty of milk in those swinging D-cups.

 

[Derbydollar]

Spoiler: Transcript

Hello to all my lucky lady fans! Yes, I just got out of the shower I feel clean again.

Well, it gets lonely around here in my bedroom. I feel like I might want to date some of ya'll. We can get to know each other, you know? Have a pleasant dinner, or just enjoy a conversational break over coffee. See where things go, see how we feel around each other. Yeah, maybe I'll eventually find my sweetheart amongst ya'll. *Dramatic Pause* See where things go, ya know?

I'm open to all kinds of women cause you get the whole package in one: The female soul, the body that can go any way you desire... *Pulls their shirt shoulder down* My ladies. Mmmm. Straight, bisexual, lesbian... I'll take ya all on. Cause I have- Cause, I'm an overlooked treasure who should not be ignored or overlooked any longer.

So, I get- I think we should start getting to know each other my loyal lady fans. Of course you know who I'm talking to. Mmm, Mm, Mm... Ya'll.

So just contact me at the email address I provide underneath this video, and we'll set up a lovely date just between the two of us. Mmm. One weekend, ya'll can visit- Maybe get a hotel room? Yaw. (Wtf is this noise?)

We'll spend a lovely evening together, you know- something. Or maybe we'll swing by here...?

Well, get to know me, talk to me. See whether we- see whether we click or not. Mmm. Lovely lovely times and memories to be shared. Maybe that things won't work out for the long run- But you'll still get a new friend in me anyway. And I pinky promise on there.

Thank you all for your attention and what not. *Breaths In*

 

[BT 075]

wow, he's back. And how.

Chris is much better at being lady-like in written word. When you actually see him and he does this whole serial killer-y "I'm wearing my dead moms skin" act, there goes all the effort lol.

 

[fugly bunny]

Love quest II?

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

But you'll still get a new friend in me anyway.

Can't wait for the reunion of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. I'd love to see how they butcher Randy Newman's classic.

 

[A Skeleton]

The lesbians dig a chick with a little bit of five o' clock shadow

 

[Rin]

I can't say I'm 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure Chris just activated the locking mechanism on the vagina of any woman exposed to this video.

More seriously, though, I think this really demonstrates how Chris just does not learn. I mean, you'd think after the abject failure that was all his other attempts to solicit relationships with women, he'd back off, and maybe instead focus on targeting women he knows IRL. But nope, he thinks he can go right back to trying Carlos Chanter all over again, just with a genderbend. The more things change, the more they stay the same, I suppose.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Chris is going to get a lot of emails tonight. If all goes well this will get a video response from him.

 

[Jaimas]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg
EDIT: Embedding is disabled, here is the link
I have no words other than I was wrong when I said he was done producing milk.

here is the video description:

A part of my mind died this evening.

It did, however, die laughing.

 

[Doctor Druid]

oh dear christ

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Hello to all my lucky lady fans! Yes, I just got out of the shower I feel clean again.

Is Christine trying to show that she is more hygenic now?

Well, it gets lonely around here in my bedroom. I feel like I might want to date some of ya'll

Does Christine need to try to be this awkwardly sexual. Can't she just say I am interested in dating

We can get to know each other, you know? Have a pleasant dinner, or just enjoy a conversational break over coffee.

Does Christine think that there will be kiwis that want to date her

See where things go, see how we feel around each other.

Again awkward sexuality

Yeah, maybe I'll eventually find my sweetheart amongst ya'll. See where things go, ya know?

St least Christine is trying

I'm open to all kinds of women cause you get the whole package in one: The female soul, the body that can go any way you desire... *Pulls their shirt shoulder down* My ladies.

I think Christine has given up on Crystal now

Mmmm. Straight, bisexual, lesbian... I'll take ya all on.

Is this Christine admitting to not be female or is she just desperate

Cause I have- Cause, I'm an overlooked treasure who should not be ignored or overlooked any longer.

?????

So, I get- I think we should start getting to know each other my loyal lady fans. Of course you know who I'm talking to. Mmm Mm Mm... Ya'll.

The Y'all brings back the old Chris Charm

So just contact me at the email address I provide underneath this video, and we'll set up a lovely date just between the two of us. Mmm. One weekend, ya'll can visit- Maybe get a hotel room? Yaw. (Wtf is this noise?)

Why does Christine think that this sexuality is at all appealing

We'll spend a lovely evening together, you know- something. Or maybe we'll swing by here...

Christine should try to be a little less creepy sounding

Well, get to know me, talk to me. See whether we- see whether we click or not. Mmm. Lovely lovely times and memories to be shared.

Still has the Chris Charm

Maybe that things won't work out for the long run- But you'll still get a new friend in me anyway. And I pinky promise on there.

Friendship is good

Thank you all for your attention and what not. *Deep Breath*

I was about to make a Christine is not a lolcow group but this video changed my mind

 

[CWC spells Master Duel]

LET THE NEXT FAKE SWEETHEART SAGA BEGIN!!

 

[Massif]

And here I was thinking we would see mostly increasingly reasonable(by Chris standards), and by extension increasingly boring, videos.
This reawakens a dimension of his trans-saga, that is it potentially being just a new approach to the LoveQuest. That theory having been somewhat weakened by his recent output up until this video.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Chrises career as a lolcow started with the attraction sign, now, fuck knows how many years later we get an attraction video. Its like poetry, it rhymes.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

“My dear Kiwis!’ exclaimed Gandalf. ‘Lolcows really are amazing creatures, as I have said before. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch.”

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

We doubted @Flowers For Sonichu, and then we're given this.

 

[darkhorse816]

Spoiler: Play this softly while you watch the video. It's perfect.

 

[MidiFinch]

He had me at "I just got out of the shower."