Lovequest 11/2/15 - HelloLadyFans

[*Asterisk*]

I think @Marvin once said that Chris would probably sleep with a transgirl if the opportunity presented itself, despite Chris' claims to the contrary.

I could see this. Especially seeing as how he's gay and desperately wants to be taken by a fat dick, preferably one which resembles a giant slush puppy straw.

 

[kobebyarlant]

In his arrogance, The Potato King sought to usurp the crown of the Laughing Cow. But his hubris only succeeded in waking the Mother-Father of the Chus. In a single utterance, the world wept.

 

[Randall Fragg]

My god. He has risen.
The long foretold resurrection of The Father, The Son, and the Holy Electric Hedgehog Pokemon.
Godbear bless you Christine, this made my day.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Do we actually have any intel that would suggest why Chris would create and post this? He doesn't sound drunk though it's hard to tell through his ridiculous attempt at a sultry voice on top of his own nasally vocals. H

Regarding weens it's already been age-restricted, so that means it's been flagged a lot I suppose.

Why?

 

[Ron_Swanson]

to the ween that ends up 'dating' him, get Chris into weed already

 

[ON 190]

Hot

Sanic I can get you the help you need.

 

[BillRiley]

I'll take ya all on. Cause I have dis (damn near seven incher cock) Cause, Imma over-looked treasure...

Corrected for accuracy.

 

[Massif]

This video truly contains unprecedented levels of creepy, according to my measurements it has already far exceeded "I want to lick your vegan pussy" levels and is now fast approaching "Richard Speck as a prison bitch" levels.

Spoiler: The speckster

 

[kimmy the dolly]

i hope no one emails him

 

[BillRiley]

The dead cilence between lines makes me think that it was pre scripted and that he is reading from a paper behind the camera.

People with autism disorders often pause before speaking. Usually they're reviewing what they're going to say in their head to make sure they get it right.

 

[Zim]

I don't always rate something "horrifying" but when I do........ guuuuhhhhh....

 

[sugoi-chan]

He's making creepy sexual advances in cringy videos and producing Sonichu content again.

Have we gone back in time?

 

[Trilby]

Chris's playstation camera broke, so he's (probably) using his phone and doesn't realize you can turn the shit.

And more, we can only imagine what his new bedroom looks like beyond the narrow corners of the screen shown.

 

[Thetan]

Chris! No! You where doing so well!

Ruling out the influence of trolls, I'm thinking that this video may simply have been inspired by Chris being lonely and still desperate to find his sweetheart.

He's a lot more comfortable with his Internet fame, and he's profiting from it (albeit modestly). He's starting to see an upside to being more visible on the Internet. Maybe this has given him the increased confidence to try this new approach.

 

[Big Nasty]

Just popped by for quick look, and Chris is fruiter than ever before.

 

[anephric]

That clip is straight out of Videodrome. I feel permanently warped just from having viewed it.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The hedgehog cannot hear his father;
Medallions fall apart; krazy glue cannot hold;
Mere pepper spray is loosed upon the world,
The Blue-armed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of virgnity is enraged;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate weenery.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Milking is at hand.
The Second Milking! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Julay Julay
Troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of Ruckersville
A shape with woman body and the head of a manchild,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant A-logs.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That four years of dry content
Were vexed to nightmare by a swinging D-cup,
And what rough cow, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Kiwi Farms to be born?

 

[Poison_Ivy]

@_blank_ just told me to watch this and I was running errands. I parked my car in the parking lot of Home Depot before going . I logged onto the kiwi farms from my new phone. After I pulled up the video, I wish I had recorded my reaction and probably the reactions of the people walking by.

I.....I'm scared.

 

[Stress Sigh]

The attraction sign always returns in some shape or form.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I would estimate that up to 95% of the emails Chris receives will be from people claiming to also be female-souled tomgirls with seven-inch ugly growths looking for one night in Christine.

But yeah, I don't know what to think. On the one hand, a part of me thinks that this is some kind of imbecilic scheme to troll us, because surely even Chris wouldn't regress this far. But then I remember - this man maced a guy over a cartoon hedgehog at the age of 32.

The important thing is, now I know how people become asexual.