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I feel like I need to take a shower or two after watching Ali Baba the Autistic claim he's an "overlooked treasure."
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I would estimate that up to 95% of the emails Chris receives will be from people claiming to also be female-souled tomgirls with seven-inch ugly growths looking for one night in Christine.

But yeah, I don't know what to think. On the one hand, a part of me thinks that this is some kind of imbecilic scheme to troll us, because surely even Chris wouldn't regress this far. But then I remember - this man maced a guy over a cartoon hedgehog at the age of 32.

The important thing is, now I know how people become asexual.
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It's not really regressing, it's a return to the norm. Put the striped shirt on him and cut his hair and it's the exact kind of attraction video he put out years ago.
 
Strelok said:
It's not really regressing, it's a return to the norm. Put the striped shirt on him and cut his hair and it's the exact kind of attraction video he put out years ago.
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Yeah, Chris's love quest has been a constant for as long as he's been active on the internet, he thought he had the solution when he started looking for a sweetheart offline but I guess he's gotten frustrated and went back to trying to get a girlfriend online.
 
Strelok said:
It's not really regressing, it's a return to the norm. Put the striped shirt on him and cut his hair and it's the exact kind of attraction video he put out years ago.
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Except he didn't have such a creepy voice back then. I think that's what I find most disturbing about this video. I've been reading about ASMR, and Chris' voice induces what I can only call anti-ASMR.
 
I'm watching this thinking about him being the mayor of CWCville, and how he puts out a dating ad on TV for all female citizens as he's "interested in dating all of them". It seems like something Chris would have done in his comic.

Goddamn, Chris, welcome back.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I know we're all joking around & stuff, but let's keep in mind the "no trolling plans" rule. Not only have catfishing schemes become extremely stale, the last one was pretty bad. Semper fidelis to all are armed @skyraider91 & @Thetan , et al., because we did get a lot of really great information out of it, but the whole thing just felt especially forced. I think it's better to just take a step back & see how this plays out (because there's no way this won't end badly, even without troll influence).
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Oh definitely. But weens will ween, so realistically speaking some shit is very likely to go down. And who could resist the allure of Pristine Christine? :tomgirl:
 
Clearly Chris has been reading up on the definitive best-selling work of Reldnahc Naitsirch:

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Specifically the chapters on teasing shots of man-tits and doing creepy woman voice impersonations
 
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Act now ladies, this is a once in a lifetime chance to fuck the rockstar of lolcows.

I wonder how many cucks really wanna see CWC bang their significant other.
 
kobebyarlant said:
In his arrogance, The Potato King sought to usurp the crown of the Laughing Cow. But his hubris only succeeded in waking the Mother-Father of the Chus. In a single utterance, the world wept.
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TBH Chris's legs are thinner and more shapelier than Phil's.
 
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