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I'm a little suspicious that Chris is now doing more youtube stuff. The "thank you" video and now this "fuck me" video... why? There's got to be someone pulling the strings here.

I have no behind the scenes intel, but this doesn't feel prompted.

This is the kind of shit that Chris thinks is a great idea if he has too long to think. And really, he has nothing but time to think. It's not surprising some weird shit is bubbling out. If this is influenced by anything, it's by the realization that youtube comments can't hurt him. That realization might have come from him, or it might have been suggested by The Chrisluminati, but I'd still bet even dollars he decided to make this video on his own steam.
 
I have no behind the scenes intel, but this doesn't feel prompted.

This is the kind of shit that Chris thinks is a great idea if he has too long to think. And really, he has nothing but time to think. It's not surprising some weird shit is bubbling out. If this is influenced by anything, it's by the realization that youtube comments can't hurt him. That realization might have come from him, or it might have been suggested by The Chrisluminati, but I'd still bet even dollars he decided to make this video on his own steam.

Pretty much. These days Chris benefits from his infamy, for the first time in his life. He has more interactions with people trying to pay him money, than he does with people trying to offended him. It's actually not even autistic of him to assume he has a legitimate fanbase. He's literally got people throwing money at him. He thinks he's turned the page on the trolling. It was only a matter of time before he got it in his head that maybe, one of his female fans (which I suppose he can justify that he has based on past orders) might want to fuck him. He probably gets ignored by every cute girl on the street, but realizes there are women out there who consider him famous. He's actually reducing his sweetheart scope to the most probable sector of the population that would bang him. Problem is he's doing the thing where he broadcasts that to everyone again.
 
Okay I just got home work.

What. . .

I honestly thought he was past this. I thought, "Hey, he's getting a little better. He's happy, he's making a little money, he's not being as creepy anymore. Good for him."

And then. . .this. I dont know which is more disturbing, this or For J.R.'s Eyes Only. Probably still the latter, but this reigns a very, veeeeery close second.

You know what I'm going to stop thinking about this and forget I ever saw it. And then. . .I shall have dinner.
 
I'm just wondering what's next. Is it possible for there to be future sweetheart sagas?

Catherine, in my opinion, just proved that if you are a girl, it will always be possible for you to sweetheart saga him.

:julay::stupid:
 
I have watched the video.

Have skimmed the thread.

His Slaton Sister size ego is still in check, so, that's nice I guess.

This very disturbing video is a magnitude more creepy/cringe worthy than the classic "Rape of Ivy".

I agree. In fact I think this is the creepiest thing he's ever filmed. And yes, I've seen it ALL.
 
I have no behind the scenes intel, but this doesn't feel prompted.

This is the kind of shit that Chris thinks is a great idea if he has too long to think. And really, he has nothing but time to think. It's not surprising some weird shit is bubbling out. If this is influenced by anything, it's by the realization that youtube comments can't hurt him. That realization might have come from him, or it might have been suggested by The Chrisluminati, but I'd still bet even dollars he decided to make this video on his own steam.
What I've been telling people since Bob died is that Chris does not do his funny stuff on the internet on his own. He never did. There was always lots of people behind the scenes poking and proding and (frequently) explicitly telling Chris to do something. We also made Chris look a lot more gullible than he is. That wasn't our intention, it just kind of ended up that way. I'm not saying that Chris isn't dumb, but we had lots of help in getting him to fall for stupid shit.

If you're not actively holding Chris onto the internet, he slides off. In the #sonichu IRC channel, I'm always getting people who just read the cwcki for the first time and they think that any minute now, Chris is gonna "come back". They think he can't stand not being an attention whore online, so he's just itching to post videos. The reality of the situation is the exact opposite. Chris is very uncomfortable with making youtube videos.

Also, another thing to point out is that you can't troll Chris purely over the internet anymore. That's another thing I encounter: people who think Chris is sooo dumb and he'd totally fall for their lame trolling plans. My standard advice to these people is "can you meet Chris IRL? No? Well, then your plan isn't working."

Now, of course I do have to mention the exception to this rule: @Thetan. Thetan really surprised me because she managed to troll Chris purely over the internet. However, Thetan is very talented. She's like a needle in a haystack as far as trolls go.

So, even considering Thetan, my advice still remains the same. If you're not meeting Chris IRL, your plan isn't going to work. Also, if Chris is doing classic Chris stuff, like making videos, there's something going on in the background. He's not doing it on his own.
 
Wee.n. Indubitably.
Also, Bob's going 3000 RPM in his grave right now.
I dunno man. Something about the way she's fat and also exposing herself to chris-chan-level trolling herself..? Also how she clutches at herself like a real emotionally disturbed person.
 

Somehow, call it my intuition, but somehow I feel this may be legit. I mean for one she goes full on on camera, have we ever seen a girl do that before? and second off she does look lonely and sorta pathetic (no offense)

You know what? I actually hope she's the real deal. I also hope his new dogs snoopy and poopy won't end up in a cooking pot, boiling on the stove. She does sort of have that motif (crazy eyes).

Also she reminds me of this character from another movie I once seen but I'll be damned if I can recall which one. I'll let you know which character and which movie if I can remember it. Edit: I remember, its the daughter from those Chevy Chase vacation movies, particularly part 2 which I think was European vacation.

But my reaction while watching this was: "Oh... no... OH... Noooo.... N...N...No!"

He he hu huh kinda like beavis when he got his head stuck in the bug zapper: noooo NOOOO!
 
Somehow, call it my intuition, but somehow I feel this may be legit. I mean for one she goes full on on camera, have we ever seen a girl do that before? and second off she does look lonely and sorta pathetic (no offense)

You know what? I actually hope she's the real deal. I also hope his new dogs snoopy and poopy won't end up in a cooking pot, boiling on the stove. She does sort of have that motif (crazy eyes).

Also she reminds me of this character from another movie I once seen but I'll be damned if I can recall which one. I'll let you know which character and which movie if I can remember it. Edit: I remember, its the daughter from those Chevy Chase vacation movies, particularly part 2 which I think was European vacation.

I know right? Like she appears to be some random nutt who's twisted world-view sees chris as some kindred spirit. The level to which she exposes herself is very strange too, this is very true. Usually a girl like that would not fully expose herself unless she felt her appearance would definitely not be turned against her. In an environment full of vicious chris-chan trolls..? Fat chance of that, IMO.

If faked, her posture and demeanor is expertly faked.
 
9/10. Stuttering and fixing her hair to mirror Chris. Would give 10/10 if she used makeup to fake a huge ass wart on the side of her face to see if Chris would still be interested.

But if she's genuine, does that mean Chris knew what he was doing all along?

How many blimps like her do you know that just randomly come out with a video like this (full exposure front and center)..? To Chris of all people? I wouldn't be surprised if she were killed or otherwise forever destroyed by doing such a thing.
 
I know right? Like she appears to be some random nutt who's twisted world-view sees chris as some kindred spirit. The level to which she exposes herself is very strange too, this is very true.

Anybody with half a brain would know that trolling with your face out in the open is a really bad idea. I just wouldn't peg anybody to be that stupid. Besides, its happened sort of before with the wall-flower, she was genuinely interested, right?

9/10. Stuttering and fixing her hair to mirror Chris. Would give 10/10 if she used makeup to fake a huge ass wart on the side of her face to see if Chris would still be interested.

But if she's genuine, does that mean Chris knew what he was doing all along?

I think maybe you're looking too deep in to it, but perhaps you're right. Lets just wait and see, I say. I do hope Chris contacts her.

Even though her appearance isn't playboy material which is what Chris normally expects, but then again his hopes where high with the hambeast too and this girl looks way better than the hambeast with the heart shaped balloon, or was it balloon shaped heart?
 
I stumbled onto the video on youtube just now. I posted it because it only had like 100 views so I figured it was a good chance that lots of the people on this forum had not yet seen it.

Anybody with half a brain would know that trolling with your face out in the open is a really bad idea. I just wouldn't peg anybody to be that stupid. Besides, its happened sort of before with the wall-flower, she was genuinely interested, right?



I think maybe you're looking too deep in to it, but perhaps you're right. Lets just wait and see, I say. I do hope Chris contacts her.

Even though her appearance isn't playboy material which is what Chris normally expects, but then again his hopes where high with the hambeast too and this girl looks way better than the hambeast with the heart shaped balloon, or was it balloon shaped heart?

This is exactly the sort of consequence I'm talking about ("hambeast"). Thusly this new *girl* will soon be branded. And she showed her whole upper body. In video.

I can't help but think there's a good chance this is real.
 
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