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ephewe said:
What do you make of this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qq3HYeUT45k
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Liquid Christine?

Mrs Paul said:
Like I said before, the whole tomgirl thing is just a ploy to get china. I'm guessing that by Chris's twisted logic, he thinks that if he calls himself a lesbian and dresses like a woman, lesbians will be attracted to him. But since he also has a male body, he can still appeal to straight women.
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I think it's the other way around. He thinks he's a beautiful woman who has a cock. I don't quite get how Chris views his body. On the one hand, he seems to think he's a Playboy centrefold. On the other, he doesn't get why a heterosexual woman wouldn't want to fuck someone who looks like a beautiful woman. My theories are:

1. His face-blindness is so bad that he literally cannot tell the difference between a man and a woman, other than by what's between their legs, and assumes that this is also the case for everyone else.

2. Years of porn have convinced him that literally every woman is secretly a nymphomaniac who'll fuck anyone and will turn lesbian at the first available opportunity.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
It's amazing that Chris lacks the self awareness and common sense to realize that not only can he not pass as a woman, but even if he did, lesbians don't want a man's penis inside them and women don't want to fuck a dude who looks like a woman.
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Don't be that sure, mate. There is a lot of people with eccentric fetishes.

The problem with Christian is that he's ugly as fuck and disgusting as hell.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Liquid Christine?


I think it's the other way around. He thinks he's a beautiful woman who has a cock. I don't quite get how Chris views his body. On the one hand, he seems to think he's a Playboy centrefold. On the other, he doesn't get why a heterosexual woman wouldn't want to fuck someone who looks like a beautiful woman.
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I think it's more like
3. Chris thinks that heterosexual women are attracted to cock specifically, regardless of the appearance of the person with it.
Chris also thinks that homosexual women are attracted to women, of which Chris is one.

Yes, it doesn't reconcile easily and is kind of a doublethink. But no one ever claimed Chris to be intelligent enough to realize it's a contradiction by nature.
 
I just realised that this video already has over 14,000 views, already half of the views his Lego Manchester High School video has received over the course of an entire year. It's scary the amount of weens this video could drag in if it continues to be as highly watched.
 
Megapiss said:
This video (NSFW for dildo) makes me think she's trolling. Probably a combination of weening and genuine autism.

edit: fuck i'm late
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I think she is legit. Seems slow in the mind... that combined with anime fan and being not so attractive can result in shit like that.

That said, Chris won't watch it so it's moot unless she emails him, and if she emailed him, then she probably lives too far or he will think it's a troll
 
The Giver said:
Ween: "Do you have any advice on how to work through being a woman trapped in a man's body?"

Chris: "Lol watch MLP"

:ow:
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Not at all unlike him advising Megan to "watch The 40 Year Old Virgin" as part of her getting over him drawing and uploading SheCameForCWC.jpg because she wasn't as knowledgeable about sex as he claimed to be. Hey, he even offered to loan her his copy!
 
That one chick said:
Besides, going about it this way is practically begging for unwanted attention and harassment. There are much better ways to try to meet people.
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This is great advice aside from the fact that it's almost a decade late and Chris wouldn't have ever listened to it anyway.
 
Muncie Anderson said:
Not at all unlike him advising Megan to "watch The 40 Year Old Virgin" as part of her getting over him drawing and uploading SheCameForCWC.jpg because she wasn't as knowledgeable about sex as he claimed to be. Hey, he even offered to loan her his copy!
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At least you can connect 40 year old virgin to Chris thinking she isn't knowledgable enough. Unless there's a transgender pony I don't see how MLP would help transitioning genders.
 
Muncie Anderson said:
Not at all unlike him advising Megan to "watch The 40 Year Old Virgin" as part of her getting over him drawing and uploading SheCameForCWC.jpg because she wasn't as knowledgeable about sex as he claimed to be. Hey, he even offered to loan her his copy!
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At least 40 Year Old Virgin is actually about sex. MLP is about magical ponies and friendship.
 
things are starting to heat up again for Chris, I actually am genuinely excited, I hope this situation becomes another saga, but thats just me.
 
I missed it by about a year or so - but his video posting was certain to return sooner or later. Still, I'm humbled by how long he seemed to abstain from this nonsense, given that it's been his aspiration in life since, what, he won some sweepstakes or whatever.
 
strayfies said:
I missed it by about a year or so - but his video posting was certain to return sooner or later. Still, I'm humbled by how long he seemed to abstain from this nonsense, given that it's been his aspiration in life since, what, he won some sweepstakes or whatever.
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He largely doesn't make videos on his own. He has to be coerced.
 
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