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Manly-Chicken said:
It's amazing that Chris lacks the self awareness and common sense to realize that not only can he not pass as a woman, but even if he did, lesbians don't want a man's penis inside them and women don't want to fuck a dude who looks like a woman.
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Well. Chris doesn't want to fuck dudes, so by induction, girls don't want to either.
Sadly, that's the only logic Chris operates on... :heart-empty:
deeman said:
Well, after some reconsideration, i'm more confused. Part of me want to see him get a girl through this, and "showing it to the world" in the way only Christian/Christine can. Imagine him and a soulmate creating more Sonichu content with too much information about his newfound love and lesbian eroticism. I just can't decide if it's cuz of gleefull sadism or that i, after all theese years enjoying his antics has started to... well... root for him.
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Damn, just imagine the butthurt if Chris actually ended up with a grilfriend and the asspull bullshit they'd try to come up with, just so they don't have to aknowledge that Chris is in a relationship.
You thought "He's culturally a virgin!" was bad? Let's just wait and see what they would come up with in that case!
Marvin said:
He largely doesn't make videos on his own. He has to be coerced.
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I don't doubt that for a second, but if he'd now started doing... well... videos like this... on his own, that would mark a severe change.
 
TopCat said:
Is that the Sonic Totem on the far left of the video?

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asperhes said:
Someone posted these in the comment section of the CWCville Library version of Chris's new video.

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You can call me on this, I will eat my own shoes if this is not a troll.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Chris apparently still doesn't realize that lesbians are lesbians for a reason. They don't like penises.
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That always gets me a lot, i'm glad you called that. I mean to him he's the real deal, a lady in a mans body, yet he wouldn't date anyone who's exactly the same as he is.

anusaurus said:
Is this how Barb enticed Bob?
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Thanks for making me spill my coffee all over the keyboard via my nostrils.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Holly: "I'm still coming to terms with my identity, I feel scared and self-loathing about who I am, I would love to have an understanding friend."
Chris: "You can't birth my baby Crystal, get away from me."
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But couldn't Chris lay sonichu eggs now or something? Wasn't his comic canon, Alec?

I adore I got to throw that in your face there, since it was a big debate in your calls. (laughter from far away)
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Holly: "I'm still coming to terms with my identity, I feel scared and self-loathing about who I am, I would love to have an understanding friend."
Chris: "You can't birth my baby Crystal, get away from me."
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You missed the part in between those two lines where Chris lunges at her tits like a drunken gorilla, repeatedly attempts to get her to come to his room, fails to understand boundaries or the meaning of the word "no," gets friendzoned and starts writing increasingly aggressive emails demanding that she date him.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Holly: "I'm still coming to terms with my identity, I feel scared and self-loathing about who I am, I would love to have an understanding friend."
Chris: "You can't birth my baby Crystal, get away from me."
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And in the case of just casual sex, Chris isn't interested because he's not into penises.

The good news, though, is that Holly can still help Chris by telling all her REAL female friends about his offer.
 
RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Someone needs to tell Chris this is where the money is cause I'd blow 200 on that fucking thing if it were one of a kind 50 if it weren't


Possibly my favorite thing he's made
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Put it on your front lawn (or better yet on a fence post Baba-Yaga-style) if you want kids to leave you alone on Halloween. For extra effect cut holes into the eyes and put a candle inside (I presume it's hollow).
 
Its funny how Chris fits the Terf stereotype of a male to female trans person exactly. Chris expects to be allowed into women's spaces, and expects lesbian woman to sleep with him.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
They're slow in the mind.
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Exactly. I'm sure if someone had asked Chris this, he'd come up with a lame reason why he doesn't tur his phone around (if he even knows the video doesn't upload the wrong way).

DykesDykesChina said:
Put it on your front lawn (or better yet on a fence post Baba-Yaga-style) if you want kids to leave you alone on Halloween. For extra effect cut holes into the eyes and put a candle inside (I presume it's hollow).
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Excellent idea!
 
RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Someone needs to tell Chris this is where the money is cause I'd blow 200 on that fucking thing if it were one of a kind 50 if it weren't


Possibly my favorite thing he's made
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I'd be scared to let that thing into my house. It looks like it could be cursed, and it could bring misery and woe upon anyone who owns it. Its current owner hasn't exactly had great luck in his life since he brought it home. There could be a definite correlation between Chris's miserable life and living with that monstrous Sonic thing. I don't think it would be worth the risk.
 
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